If you could go back in time and tell your 14 year old self romance advice what would it be?

If you could go back in time and tell your 14 year old self romance advice what would it be?

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Talk to more girls.

"Nothing's worth it, just kill yourself."

Don’t try

stick yourself with a knife now. its never going to work out for you.

Stay with her.

Invest in bitcoins

Don't give a shit about it, starting coding..

dont love too much, specially with someone you'll get to know at 17

>If you could go back in time and tell your 14 year old self romance advice what would it be?

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Be more romantic.
Be more caring.
Be more involved.
Don't hangout with Suzie she's gonna kiss you.
Turn down the edgy humor
Don't fap so much.

She’s a bitch

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show everyone your cock at that party when you're 16 it will be funny

just kill yourself...it never gets better

do NOT date that one girl

Jenny had aids skip her

Don't be a depressed fatass.

Grab them by the pussy. They love that shit.

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Hang yourself before you destroy it all

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Yeah basically this. Other than that im pretty happy with how things are

do the long distance with the 4'11'' asian chick, dont pussy out

No girl wants your love. They just want to have all the money and no responsibility. Forget them all and your life will ACTUALLY have meaning and happiness.

Don't fuck any nigger girls.

get a vasectomy

The dog isn’t all that attractive

>advice
Linear thought.

It's always been, be yourself.

Have sex now because you won't he able to with girls this young when you're older.

She’ll be an addict later on

Show me your wiener you faggot

Go along with the sexual opportunities. A lot of those are great. But don't fall in love until years after puberty ends. If you feel love, or any emotional attachment, distance yourself immediately. Those worth loving, you will damage them and end it anyway. You are a train wreck, your only matches are matches made in hell. Settle for friends with benefits. Go no further. Life will simplify.

Don't engage the relationship and continue the wizard path

I would say, "fuck romance and buy as much Bitcoin as you can so you can fuck bitches when your older and nothing else"

Uhm. Fucking what?

Kill yourself.

Damn. Sorry about your luck.

Don’t try tinder.

Religion is a sham. Your father isn't as smart as you think he is. People hate philosophy; keep researching it, but don't do it to impress your father, and don't bring it up all the time. The girl you start dating in the summer of 2016 will cheat on you. Work harder in high school. Just use the fucking Adderall, ok? It's not that bad. You're not as smart as you think you are. Don't forget to go back and give yourself this advice when the Sup Forums post tells you too. Don't stop trying to figure this shit out, there is truth, you just have to look for it. People suck.

talk more, go to a gym.

This.

The real niggas here.

Almost.

Bitcoin not bitches

Your plan will work.

you're going to reject a fat ugly girl. and a hot whore.

For the love of god don't reject that third and last girl, too.She is the absolute best and the only one you had a chance with realistically. Because it's going to be 14 more years until you have sex the first time.

>People hate philosophy;

Fuck those uninteresting people.

Don’t be so pushy. It will backfire and ruin your reputation to this day

Hey idiot some girls are actually flirting with you, you're a fucking idiot for not noticing. Fuck you're shitty at picking up on shit, fuck...be less awkward.

No, really, I've never met anyone interested in philosophy, but I've liked it for as long as I can remember.

I haven't really gained any social skills since I was 14, so it would be pointless.

only be strong, very very strong

Stop hanging out with morons. Only morons have zero interest in or hatred of philosophy.

It will get better, just wait. You will grow out of being ugly. Mariah is a whore and do everything to expose her while you still can. Amanda likes you

I don't hang out with anyone, really. Bit of a loner.

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Buy Bitcoin. As much as you can afford. And tell that slut to fuck off, much better will come much sooner.

Thing is, everyone is interested in philosophy. They just don't know it. You just have to trick them into having the right conversations without mentioning that it's philosophy they're doing.

Does philosophy hurt your love life?

Don't waste your time. You already know that if you open your heart they will just shit unto it so don't even
bother.

No I've never found it does. My last gf was a law student who I had great phil convos with. My gf before that was a former student in a philosophy class I taught.

What hurts my love life is my alcoholism.

Wait until she actually splits up with him first, respect yourself.

Hey man.

You're going to find a pure, motherly love from a girl once you move. It gets better for us man. It really does. Just wait another year. Then you'll be better for it. Marry her too. She's great.

Realize she was giving out hints she wanted to be with you

buy bitcoins
you will get all the romance you want

Hey, man, you taught a philosophy class? Advice on a philosophy reading list? Particularly cognitive/theory of mind, please?

Just keep trying. You're not ugly, you're a good, handsome young man and people like you. Otherwise, you wouldn't have gotten this far. Don't be afraid, don't give up and most importantly, don't procrastinate.

When the girl with tits the size of your head says you should meet in approximately 6 months (you'll know her when you see her), don't be such a worthless pussy and you say yes.

I'm more of an expert in ethics than phil of mind. It's something I wish I'd spent more time on actually. But if you're interested in that stuff, maybe start here and follow the notes.

iep.utm.edu/hard-con/

P.S., the hard problem of consciousness is really fucking hard

The wikipedia article isn't bad either:

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hard_problem_of_consciousness

Oh, you like ethics? What do you think of Hoppe?

Never say no to a fuck. It's all learning and experience. Just make sure you don't let others know this is how you roll.

Use. Sunscreen.

She wants to fuck you.

>Hoppe

Had to look him up. Skimmed and it looks interesting; I'm sympathetic with that style of argument (resembles discourse ethics), since I did a bunch of work once on this guy:

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alan_Gewirth

He calls his particular theory, "argumentation ethics", and, if discourse ethics is an Austrian socialist theory, he was heavily influenced by its style of argumentation, even though he is a libertarian. Ethical rationalism sounds quite my style, to be honest.

Stay active, stay healthy, stay social, and keep your grades up.
Girls like a man who can look after himself.

Invest in Paypal. That shits gonna explode.

>Ethical rationalism sounds quite my style, to be honest.

Yeah mine too. My masters thesis was related to David Gauthier's work reducing principles of morality to principles of rationality. Tough stuff, but really interesting.

plato.stanford.edu/entries/game-ethics/#5

Don't trust her.

Fuck bitches doesn't mean sleep with girls and get money. It means forget about women and focus on money. Show me a rich man and I'll show you a man who doesn't have women problems.

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Ask the girl out cause she likes you...

Christ, I would hate you for giving such cryptic advice if I was your younger self.

There was only one her. It lasted 7 years and I first met her freshman year. I'd know who I was talking about.

stop being an autistic shit and put your dick in her already she obviously wants it

I'm in the same boat

Instead of putting 100% of your effort, energy, and time into going after one cumdumpster, but 25% into four cumdumpusters

Ahahahaha! Fuck your male parental unit though

Yo dawg. What do you read then? I'm interested

Don't be scared to sleep around, your penis isn't actually as small as you think it is.

Don't be shy and ask that girl out, if it doesn't work just move to the next one

You a better looking than you think. So much so, about 50% of the girls you will meet and hang out with will be more than open to having sex with you - 3rd base at least.

youre Still gonna be a virgin in 18 years...let it go.

I would say, "Don't cum in Rebecca you idiot. You'll save your ps2 and GameCube since you won't have to pay for an abortion!"

Women aren't worth it. Keep your eye in the ball learning in college and grad school.

NEVER EVER EVER CHANGE YOUR LIFE PLANS FOR A WOMAN. EVER.

Prostiutes are cheaper than relationships.

The cute goth girl with the power puff girls backpack is flirting with you ya dumbshit, go and ask her out.

In a few years you're going to meet a girl who's going to love you for who you are, share all of your niche hobbies, and take an interest in what you got to say. Don't abandon her this time. You'll never meet anyone like her again, gradually resent yourself and spend every day over the next decade regretting moving forward without her in your life.

Don't you mean travel into the future?

MGTOW