In an alternate reality.. where Batman and the Joker are from the planet Vegeta, the Saiyan home world...

In an alternate reality.. where Batman and the Joker are from the planet Vegeta, the Saiyan home world.. our tale begins.

Joker: I will surely defeat the Batman this time..

Batman: The city is quiet tonight. Something is wrong. I can sense it. I wonder where my cat, Catkarot, is..

Let me stop you right there. You should consider suicide.

le cat, home, sad: Batman forgot to take me with him on his nocturnal mission. well, I may decide to leave a nocturnal fecal emission in his bat-bed.

Catkarot: I would call my brother but he's even more of a piece of shit. He just eats lasagna all day. I don't even think he can hit SSJ1. Fuckin' lame.

Catkarot: my other brother is just as much of a fat ass, but he does have that sweet scouter. it really helped me out that day..

*wavy lines of a flashback sequence*

Catkarot: Brother! What does your scouter say about his life level?

Brother: IT'S OVER 9!!!

*end of flashback sequence*

Catkarot: I even commissioned a painting of that fateful day. pic related.

Catkarot: OK family, I have gathered you all here.. we need to help stop...

The Jokester...

REEEEEEEEEEEEEowwww!

Now run along, kids.

I must transform.. but this level isn't strong enoigh.. AHHHHHJ

I MUST HARNESS THE POWER OF A GOD

check em btw

user: OP is a faggot..

*intermission*

random spam

*end of intermission*

(i really really liked that intermission)

Catkarot: oh fuck, Freiza is here now.

Freiza: nice form Catkarot. I have a new sequence I have been working on. it's called Golden Freiza. now golden freiza I can get into!

*transforms via full metal alchemist shit*

Catkarot: shit nigga, I gotsta be helping my dawg Goku..

Ayo Krillin come do me a solid and take care of this trash..

Illin' Krillin : Sheeit my negro, what it do, Goku?

Catkarot: mind taking care of this bitch freiza, and defrosting his ass, nigga?

Krillin: I got u fam

*DESTRUCTO DICK*

Freiza: Ay hol up.. so u is saiyan, I be defeated again n shit? Sheeeit

Ay lemme holla at ya, viewers. Krillin took care of bidness, now imma bounce and hook up dat cuck Goku with some new movies I've been workin on. Shits off da chain bitch..

on the next.. dragonball Z