What's the most Alpha thing you've ever done /b?

What's the most Alpha thing you've ever done /b?

I'll start

>be me 80 min ago
>get text from qt 3.14 gf
>two mutual friends are in her room flirting and she's uncomfortable
>both these dudes are a little bigger than me, a little more aggressive
>She asked me to be there, I run the uphill halfmile in 4 min flat
>windedbutfuckingpumped.jpg
>race up to her room
>two dudes there crowding her like real creeps
>I walk in,"Hey Anons, can I get a minute with my girlfriend?"
>both give me glare
>the beta inside me wished to run and hide, but that moment, the alpha emerged
>"Give us a moment"
>they both leave
>a_surprise_to_be_sure_but_a_welcome_one.apk
>get the rundown on the situation, exit room for one on one talks
>full alpha mode has engaged
>both are standing outside her door, excuse one to the other side of the hall and tell him to wait their
>he does so
>rollwithit.paq7
>have mature and threatening talk with Anon1, establish that he will not do such a thing again
>he leaves thereafter
>successfully repeat the process with Anon2
>return to gf, tell her what happened
>enter into mature conversation about how to deal with future situations
>hang out with her for an hour, and head back to my dorm

now my least alpha thing every

>see past event
>almost instantly go to Sup Forums to brag about it

Fucking kek

They both came back to fuck her because your dumbass left. Now you feel good and have no suspicions. Played.

God save (OP)

>be me
>masterbate on chad's foot in subway
>tell him he can't scare me

I got beaten to shit, but it was a good run

Why the fuck were they in her room to begin with? Why did she invite them in?

>ohFUCKMYASS.mp3
see ya guys later!

OP out

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Op let us know if he was right, girls like to fuck with us that way

You know that there is a threesome happening without OP right now...

Nice work leaving her with Rapist 1 and 2

bumping for OP's return

Just fuck'd a girl with my friend while she was trying to avoid her boyfriend to come to her place , then he got there and we decided to leave
>thought we were just checking
>Actually check'd girl's insides

>be me
>be swallowing chad's cum in public bus
>chad tells me to snowball then swallow it
>swallow it straight away

get fucked chad

>Was just banging a chick with my friend, when we decided it would be hilarious for her to play out one of those porn scenes where she gets banged while chatting on the phone.
>Banged her while she was on the phone with her boyfriend, but he actually showed up.
>Stupid cuck didn't realize that we had already filled his bitch with cum.
>Walked away laughing.
>Will fuck her again later.

OP again, all is well. She and her roommate were watching start teen wolf on netflix or something

>Be me. Be a bed.
>Two guys fucking some chick on top of me.
>What the fuck?
>They start laughing.
>Get dressed.
>Some other guy comes in.
>Can't hear anymore because they go outside.
>Juicy chick still on top of me, leaking all over me.
>Hot.jpg.

You got closer to trips then you have ever been with a girl irl

Have had many trips, and many women before. Not hard to fuck chicks if you're rich and willing to pay them :)

>Work security
> Two stick figure nigs and a hambeast ginger fuck breaking into cars
>Get a call from the cameras letting me know whats up
>On the way down the elevator can feel some shits about to go down
>Beastmodeenaged.png
>Come out to the level and immediately run towards them
>Skinny nigs are about as fast as youd expect skinny nigs to be, run straight for the exit
>Gingerbeast panics and runs in the other direction like a tard and corners himself
>we throw down, hes fat but strong af
> eventually he starts tiring out, decides biting me is a good trick
>headbutt the Gingerbeast so hard he drops like a sack of shit
>held him there and waited for police.
>feelsgoodman.jpg

>be me
>helping crush get ready for school dance
>helped pick out her dress, her shoes, what makeup ect.
>asks me if I think her boyfriend chad would like everything?
>tell her she's too good for chad and she should leave him for me
>she never speaks to me again

I didn't need her anyway, Im too alpha for that. fuck yeah

i fucked your mom.

would have been quads, not trips

Bad story. She should have dressed you as a girl, and then had Chad fuck you. Lame.

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>be me
>dress up as girl
>let chad fuck me

mah heart

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How. How was it?

>be me
>be a skirt
>normally be on girl
>then be on guy
>wondering what the fuck
>feel Chad lift me up
>feel his cock on my fabric
>feel it rubbing against me as guy wearing me gets fucked in the ass
>mmmmmm, Chad cock
>guy spurts all over himself and gets filled with Chad's cum
>i'm a sexy skirt now

A rather well structured greentext of what appears to be a rather truthful event with a conscious reflection on the all related events.

Not bad OP

>be me
>be coat hanger
>sexy skirt is hung on me
>get intimate with sexy skirt for a few days
>feelsgoodman

>N
>O
C o m m e n t

Please. Tell us. How big was Chad's cock?

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>be me
>be lightbulb in closet
>can never see the coat hanger and the skirt
>wish I was the coat hanger so bad
>know they are going at it
>never on when they are together
>feelsbadman

>N C
>O O
M
M
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T

>be closet socket
>always getting screwed by oblivious lightbuld
>day 1,223
>I didn't ask for this

nice try

Good work man! I'm proud of you!

a surprise to be sure

I'll give you a kek and two shekels for that one

bumping cuz only good content on /b right now

rebumping

re-bumping

>be me
>14 years old.
>already have a decent beard
>girls in the class thought It was weird at first, but half way through the year I was getting flustered looks.
>conclude that its the beard.
>shave it off.
>walk into class the next day.
>girls noticed I shaved.
>get even more flustered looks.
>apparently a kid that shaves is even more manly.
>sit down.
>all fucking day I caught girls in my class looking at me.
>mfw I was chad
>this only lasted a few years before the betas in my class caught up.
>but by then I had already stolen the virginity of most of the girls in our school around my age.
and then I got addicted to Sup Forums and anime.

>Be Me
>Eight Grade
>Have qt .314 gf
>See Two Other Kids Walk Up To gf
>don'tmind.avi
>See That's she's getting uncomfortable
>oshitwaddup.wmv
>Step up to them and respectfully ask them
>"are you hitting on my girl bro?"
>"so what if we are"
>I again ask them with much respect to leave her alone
>they refuse and start getting agitated because they are fucking eight graders
>i try to de-escalate
>they get even angrier
>those two are starting to look at me menacingly
>shitsabouttogetrealnigga.jpg
>while they are staring at me i call upon my autistic powers
>try to pretend like i know how to fight
>i get this fighting stance like in the movies
>i let out a deep breath and say to them
>"you wanna dance... let's dance" (looking back i could have chosen a better line but fuck it)
>at that moment they looked a little more unsure and a bit scared
>i then realized that i called their bluff
>"sorry bro listen no need for a fight right"
>i tell them it's all good but to not hit on my gf again
>they just walk away
>gf thinks i'm a fucking badass
>"wow user i didn't know you knew how to fight"
>obviously never tell her the truth

like a week later we broke up because she went to another school after we were promoted to highschool

haven't talked to those two or her since