/brit/

irish out of ireland now edition

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=y7EpSirtf_E
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

>why yes i'm irish

maisie

Black Britons dessuuu

G
A
S

T
H
E

H
U
N
S

sheed logic

How comes the IRA killed more loyalists than the opposite?

m-muh ulster pride etc

willy bum poo

Morning lads

What's the word on the street?

Had an absolute MARE this morning lads. Forgot to turn off my alarm for work so got up at 6:30 and started to get dressed fs

>burma
rorke

had a dream a few days ago where the lass i fancy from work was sitting in my room taking to someone on her mobile phone. i really wanted to impress her so i pulled out a guitar and started trying to play the solo from comfortably numb. she kept on looking at me weirdly and she said on the phone "im not sure if this boy's good at playing the guitar or not, it doesnt sound very good". then she stopped talking and stared daggers at me for a moment. then i woke up.

had a weston there lad

6th May 1916: Britain executes John MacBride for his role in the Easter Rising against the British Empire.

willy bum bum willy willy bum bum

requesting one tay tay gf

>Pink Floyd - Comfortably Numb (with lyrics) - YouTube
>youtube.com/watch?v=y7EpSirtf_E
>Lyrics: Hello? Hello? Hello? / Is there anybody in there? / Just nod if you can >hear me / Is there anyone at home?… Full lyrics on Google Play Music
>Artist: Pink Floyd
>Album: The Wall
>Released: 1979
>Genre: Classic roc>>>k
Other recordings of this> song
Comfortably Num>>b
Echoes · 201>5
Comfortably >Numb
Van Morrison> · 2007
Comfortably >Num>>>>>>b
Scissor Sisters · 200>2
More about Comfortab>ly Num>>>>b

Did you wake up with your heart pounding?

Sounds like a terrifying ending desu

going to see about doing a shit

Her eyes are getting increasingly slitty

YEAHHHHH mate nothing makes me shit myself in terror more than a girl talking about me on the phone and giving me a nasty look

dont understand why 67 say "we dont talk to the feds" feds is more of a yank term

ive heard a lot of chavs and roadmen use it in the past

doing a poo lads AMA

you're a big runt

is it dry?

it's been a term used here for years, Mark Duggan said he was being "chased by the feds" on the night he died

thinking back to the early days when i was too scared of looking like a tit to post and just read threads for hours

for poo

means you're bent

honestly what is the point of bant?

don't think that lads very good at guitar

It isn't but anyway

R6>67>Harlem "Spartans"

just realised I haven't had a wank for almost a week
mixed feelings desu

you must be getting a buildup

nah its a wet one

matthew perry looked really fat in season 8

Just farted
*Wafts it in your direction*

doing a lose all my friends

Oh boy. I literally have two essays left to write before graduating from university and I keep getting drunk every day instead of writing them. One has to be in on Monday.

proud of you, bud. if you're gonna wank don't watch any porn with it

I hope you guys all have happy and fulfilling lives going forward.

btw regular wanking reduces the risk of prostate cancer

Have to pee but have to stay in bed or mummy will surely ask me to run some errands

*SNIIIIIIIIIIFFFFFFFFFFFFFFSNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTT*

ahhhhhhh

wrote a post about how shit the london riots was but every way of writing it just further condones fatal violence so think its best not to post it

*hands you a beer*

...

Shan't

watching this program about Usain Bolt on BBC1

not a racist, just hate coloureds

hello nigger

...

me too, negguh

>the elections with the lowest turnouts (i.e. local council) are more to have a higher proportion of knowledgeable and well informed voters
>these elections also produce the largest conservative victories

hmm makes you think doesn't it

melb >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> syd

usain bolt more like insane dolt

Making lunch

spongebob is VERY funny or was when i watched it
problem with that? youve got a ten oclock appointment with my foot

it's racist to call people coloured, the preferred term is people of color

business idea: write your essay

paris > london > berlin

interesting post

imagine being such a leftist runtoid that you say "rorke"
howling

gf just sent me this

not a racist, just hate people of colour

Wouldn't want to live next door to Tim. The noise must be unbearable.

dad emailed me about just this subject recently
concluded hed stick with darkie

erm, no it isn't. As a rubbery-lipped basketball Briton I prefer the terms picker of cotton or perpetrator of crime

just read a comment on bbc news claiming that it's right wing propaganda for the conservatives

From Paris to Berlin land and every disco I get in

my mate's mum was born in 1982

>doing a porn wank
>she has an anal prolapse

degerate desu

Why is the 1978 superman film so much better than 90% of the capeshit that gets churned out today?

I was born in 1986

i've got the urge to play minecraft again after 6 years

Want to run a marathon by the end of the year

anal is a degerate activity
"god made the hole for poos and thats all for it you'll use"
bible excerpt

Ipswich or Norwich?

Not sure who to vote for this time tbqh lads

They've added a load of new stuff desu

stopped going to see capeshit after my mates dragged me the antman and I fell asleep

rather spend the money on a pack of fags

>perpetrator of crime

howling

bit gay

there was a very hot girl at the party yesterday didnt know her shes friend of friend prolly i was on weed alcohol benzos as usual i come up and start tchatching her n such everything goes fine you could say im managing my "pua game" or whatever nerds call talking to girls i get up to go outside to take fresh air for a bit when i come back shes laying down on the couch on her side not moving not speaking half conscious??? i didnt even have the time to get her number or name she hopped in a uber with her friends before that fuck

>fags
FOY

hmm

gay paris

business idea: overthrow the government

was chatting to some yank yesterday while i was out

considering connecting on linkedin

FOJFNT

partial list of things not on my face:
a fanny

did you take your pint glass with you to the party?

take my advice mate heres what you need to do
lead off with a couple of negs and *giant baby in a onesie covered in union jacks bellyslides in and wipes me out like a bowling pin*

feeling a bit fatty gay

FODT

fat bender

Does the kiwi actually think anyone laughs at his le so RANDoM xD posts?

>brit threads half the time talk about the Irish or ireland
>has nothing to do with them anymore outside of Brexit talks
Why so tsundere Brit? You hate us but still want to be with us

i laugh and thats really all that matters