>be me, almost got in fight on bus today >2 dudes holding hands >someone was like shielding their child who was looking >so the guys stopped >I said "No, fuck that. Don't do that. Hold his hand!" >she says "I don't want my child seeing that!" >I stand up and say "What? Love? Oh, how horrible. What a terrible thing for your child to see." >And I said to the kid "These two men love each other and that's ok, no matter what anyone tells you" >The bus cheered >As I'm gettting off at my stop one of the guys came to me and was tearing up >He says thanks >I say "Don't thank me. Seriously. This nonsense of thanking people for being decend humans needs to stop. You're welcome, though"
Seriously, what's up with all these homophobic people? Literally grow the fuck up!
Colton Powell
I'll take stuff that never happened for $500. Also, fuck faggots because why not.
Bentley Nelson
Fuck off you stupid faggot
Andrew Robinson
> be me > catching tram into the city > tram slows down going through St Kilda > i see two schoolgirls about 14 years old kissing > really going at it > tram speeds up, they vanish
what the fuck. they weren't even wearing Methodist Ladies College uniforms.
Jackson Green
I've seen this every day for a week. I get it. You're virtue signaling like mad. And it has to stop.
Jack Evans
Was this before or after rescuing those disabled orphan puppies from the burning bus?
Eli Wright
Gaayy copy pasta
Jackson Baker
You feeling good about your self you self righteous white knight, cpt. Save a hoe, panzy. Why would you come here of all places and try and sell this shit story
Isaac Collins
Being gay is a construct. In reality we're all bisexual but choose to identify as going "all the way" so that you don't feel like you're missing out on an aspect of life.
When you're "straight," you deny yourself to ever getting to taste cock and have one in your ass. When you're "gay," you deny tits, pussy, AND a shot at fulfilling the act of reproducing which may not seem important to you, but you're going to feel so much regret over it by the time you reach old age and if you have any doubts in your mind at all. Those who choose gay have the worst of it. If you're going to be gay, I suggest flip-flopping to gay after you've had a failed marriage with a woman and had her shit out a kid, you'll feel so much better having had best of both worlds in a lifetime.
Asher Mitchell
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Hunter Martinez
Whereupon you dropped your pants and too each of their cocks up your ass like any SJW faggot would do
Wyatt Watson
>In reality we're all bisexual
Found the faggot.
Juan Morris
SAGE
Lincoln Evans
According to Masters & Johnson, more than 80% of men report homosexual ideation (gay fantasies). This number is even higher among women. And the Kinsey Report showed that more than half of all men will have at least one homosexual experience during their lives. I think that's pretty definitive proof that there's no such thing as strict heterosexuality.
Elijah Rodriguez
I don't let my kids see gay shit or browse certain shit on the internet because I'd rather not have a gay/Tumblr type child. My cousins daughter who's like fucking 12 said she wanted to be a boy but wasn't going to date girls. What fucking 12 yr old says she like that. And of course she's a huge weeb and shit. I'm hoping she stops her nonsense before it's too late. Now I know how much bad parenting and having separated parents can do to a kid. Shits tough.
Colton Torres
Yeah, because having your father be a cancerous bigot is much better than seeing two men in love.
Connor Fisher
>I said "No, fuck that. Don't do that. Hold his hand!" Who do you think you are? This is why we hate you homos, you always push your agenda whenever, wherever you can. >two men love each other Disgusting. >The bus cheered There need to be more homo nightclub shootings, and some IRA style bus bombs too then. >was tearing up That pathetic weakling is no man.
Bentley Robinson
I'd rather not have my 4 yr old boy kissing other boys. I don't care for your anti bigot speech. I don't hate gays or lesbians, I just don't want my kids knowing about crap like that.
Easton Phillips
>Coming to Sup Forums to bitch about homophobia.
We're reaching levels of bait that shouldn't be possible.
Oliver Reed
Maybe she doesn't want her child to grow up to be a degenerate without a child of their own? >bu-bu-but muh adoptio- Child by BIRTH
Blake Lopez
>be me >on bus >see two fags holding hands, think whatever >all of a sudden they both stand up and reveal a suicide vest >they say it's rigged to explode if the bus slows down past a certain speed >heart racing trying to think of what to do >luckily the driver seems competent >we come to a draw bridge that's raising >we'll never make the jump as this bus has no balls >climb out of the window to the top and work my way back to the engine >start blowing the everclear i had in my bag out if my mouth into the engine >incredible boosts of speed with every mouthful >my asshole clenches as I see the road disappear below me >seems like we're in the air for hours >suddenly the engine blows and im doused with burning alcohol >let go and dive with perfect form into the water below >now extinguished, I work my way up back to the surface >heh, looks like the bus cleared >congratulate myself for saving the day as I ride away into the sunset on my mates speedboat who just happened to witness the whole thing >bitches on the boat too, definitely getting laid tonight >friend calls a toast to my heroic actions >take a big swig of my beer to the sound of a distant explosion Fags are the worst type of people
Hudson Powell
I will take shithead who should mind his own bussiness for 900000000000000000 alex
Caleb Campbell
>literally grow the fuck up >literally
Get the fuck out.
Brody Johnson
OP is degenerate, kill yourself.
Henry Carter
This is bait. Stop posting newfags. I see this shit posted 3 times a day.
Saged
Ian Barnes
>be me >see gay men fucking each other on street >everyone looking in disgust >i walk up close to them >"you people are so insensitive, they just love each other!" >joins in the fuckin' >all the faggots who walked past start clapping and joining in >i am a gay hero
Jack Sullivan
Then I guess I'm in the 20%.
Luis Lewis
Get a fucking cancer for supporting this fucking deviance, EVERYONE HERE, LISTEN ! I AM HITLER NUMBER 2, IN LESS THAN 5 YEARS, I AM GONA TAKE THE WORLD AND THEN, I WILL FUCKING MURDER EVERY SINGLE TRASH PPL LIKE U , SO BE PREPARED LITTLE CUNT , CAUSE UR " ANTIFASCHIST" COMPAIGN MADE FOR U A VERY STRONG ENEMY ! God i can't wait !
Camden Powell
Greetings, oh 12 years old edgelord.
>As I'm gettting off at my stop
Bet you were, faget.
Parker Cooper
>No, fuck that. Don't do that! Hold his hand! Here's my sides ( )( ) This is orbit. 0
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Joseph Sanders
Never think of fucking a man, ever, and never had a gay encounter. Guess I'm in the completely straight 20%. Good to know I'm not one of the degerates.
Wyatt Jones
Over this thread. Fuck off
Jacob Peterson
>i'm a gud guy >i need everyone to know >how gud of a guy i am >or i get sad
Julian Allen
nah, nigga you gay
Blake Garcia
>sexualizing children Fuck off, kids should love their families.
Dominic Lewis
kek
Ryder Smith
I see this shitty thread every day so i'll respond just this once to give you a you. no matter how many times you post this it will always be a bullshit story
Sebastian Torres
OP IS CLOSET PHAGG0T
WANT9NG KIDS BRAINWASHED FUCK YOU O/P
Kevin Richardson
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Adrian Gonzalez
OP is a queer lover.
Nathaniel Baker
I'll take what never happened for $100 Alex
Charles Campbell
>I said, "These two men love each other and that's okay." >Then one of the gay dudes piped up with, "Actually we're just in it for the sex."
Caleb Perez
That's not even how spin the wheel works
Ryan Barnes
its jaypardy
Christopher Parker
Wow I bet you're dick is huge and girls literally piss with excitement as soon as you walk into a room.
Easton Murphy
Confirmed homosexual.
Jonathan Campbell
>the gay dudes have sex right there and then on the bus in front of everyone
Adam Nelson
Now listen
I'm from a country where you can beat the shit out of gay faggots if they leave their small territory, we have a gay Park, because it's fucking disgusting, seeing two men kissing each other, holding hands and stuff. I'd honestly kill any faggot who would show to me while I'm with my kid. It destroys everything for them. Because kids underestand only stuff that is normal. And being gay is not normal at all
>inb4 gays are normal and there were gay people even hundreds and hundreds years ago
Kys with that bullshit. Cancer was a thing always too, let's all say people with cancer are cool amd normal too.
If you're gay than okay, live with it, love whoever the fuck you want. But keep in mind that you're fucking disabled. And never try to tell kids that it's okay. At least hide your faggot face when you see kids
Fact>opinion
Deal eith the fact that your opinion doesn't matter.
Camden Sanchez
gays are normal and there were gay people even hundreds and hundreds years ago
Zachary Hernandez
Whats with all these attention seeking faggots coming to Sup Forums for praise?? Mommy and Daddy not give you enough good boy stickers? So you gotta come here to get your back patted??
You're a bigger faggot than the two dudes holding hands.
Robert Long
FUCKING WASTED QUINTS ON DEFENDING FAGGOTS...
Ryder Diaz
And you will probably live a wonderful short life in your wonderful lawless country. Hopefully you were kidding about the part that you spawned.
Brayden White
wasted quads kill yourself
Ian Baker
fucking leave.
Zachary Wright
faggot
Colton Butler
It's not lawless, it's just even goverment and police hate faggots
the only reason we have a place for fags is that other countries pay shit loads of money so we will promote/protect gay men.
Jonathan Rogers
>9999 those are quads you knowledgeable faggot.
Kevin Rodriguez
I'm a bit envious of you. Assuming that you have become more and more degenerate in your own way, what's some weird stuff that you jerk off to?
Or am I to assume you've remained virtuous and are still as aroused by Sports Illustrated bikini pics as you were as a teen?
Liam Hughes
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Eli Reyes
>be me on the train today >two men sit next to each other on the train >security guard slams into the carriage from the other side of the train and demands they sit apart because it's gay >the guys don't even know each other >I stand up, heart racing and point at the guard. >I let out a firm "NO!" >Instantly the guard starts sweating >so much sweat it starts to pool at his feet. >his skin starts to wrinkle up like a raisin >he lets out a mighty roar as before our eyes he evaporates into a dried up husk on the floor >everyone on the carriage cheers >complete strangers start making out and ripping off each other's clothes >a mother starts swinging her child by the ankles into the emergency stop button so we can savour this moment >the two men in question begin rimming each other on the spot >mfw love won
Isaiah Scott
Ohhh user I am sad you are from a 3 world shithole, and I hope you someday will understand what love really is.
>from 3 world Yeah, but At least I'm straight and white
>true love As i said, if you love someone then go ahead, but don't advertise yourself in front of everyone, because it's disgusting for most of the people.
William Ramirez
Everyone stood up and clapped. His name was Albert Einstein.
Ethan Peterson
Excellence.
Connor Perez
I don't - I might masturbate once every 3-4 months. Usually too tired from work to really care - all I want is a shower and a hot meal, then sleep. No fetishes, no kinks. Single since I work the oil fields and a farm.
Josiah Garcia
What country? Argentina?
Aiden Collins
Nope And Argentina isn't 3 world lol
Owen Gonzalez
So what is it then?
Robert Foster
>Argentina isn't 3rd world
Ryan Bennett
No your gay, faggot
Alexander Kelly
>The bus cheered Missing your 8 year old sister in that sentence. Shitbait/10
Aaron Ward
Faggot
Joseph Young
i don't like men even if i think i could. when i see a man irl and i really like him the best thing i could do is offer him a beer, when the same happens with a woman i imagine her naked.
yeah, we are potentially al bisexuals, but there's one thing i like to do more than another one, like there are liquors i like and liquors i can't stand
Leo Ramirez
You deny your human nature. Go gargle cock, fag
Adam James
There's only one way to know...
I KNOW that I am straight.
Luis Ross
Im in the 20 percent too but id fuck her, bailey hot af
Matthew Hall
Armenia Beating gays will cause trouble with police, but it's not that much of a big deal than in US for example.
Colton Scott
We like being fucked! >Doesn't want a gay child Look, he'll sing in the shower and might pick up an STI, but otherwise he'll be happy, well mannered, well dressed, showered, a decent cook, and he'll save your ass in casual conversation later in life. Gay kids are great.
Xavier Anderson
Whiteknight who (almost) fights a mother in a bus about freedom of faggottry. You are all thats wrong in this world. Fggot.
Aaron Davis
I beat up fags every time I see this shit
Andrew Young
I hope turks genocide you again you fucking homophobe
Easton Lewis
I wish there was a prenatal fag test so I could decide whether or not to push my gf down the stairs
Nicholas Mitchell
Oh hello there my summerfriend, howdy?
But they won't, sadly.
Dominic White
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Brayden Robinson
You've posted this shit before, faggot! Fuck off!
Josiah Campbell
Why do you think the gays shouldn't be beaten? How else will they learn?
Luke Jenkins
the world would be a better place if racistphobes like you stopped living
Jace Brooks
Literally this
Matthew Ross
this thread again?
Jace Hernandez
I don't understand why you would think I am dick is huge, whatever that means. And as for females becoming incontinent at the sight of me, that's just... Ew. No. Gross.
Chase Nelson
Straight ally here. That was beautiful! Quads of motherfucking TRUTH, homophobes!
Isaiah Rogers
These dubs were not wasted. Nice work, user. Nice work.
Connor Harris
"the bus cheered" guys, a totally true, unfake, honestly real story.
Easton Bell
I love fake stories. If you did that that woman would of kicked your bitch ass
James Kelly
good for you faggot, now leave
Brody Martin
Wow, someone's projecting! Looking for a little external validation that you're not the only bi guy in your village?
Look, I honestly don't care if someone's gay or straight. Yes I have gay friends, and now it's your turn and you can say, "Yeah, that's exactly what a homophobe would say!" and then I'll sigh with the predictability of your sjw tactics.
Seriously, with some of you fucktards, anything short of being LGB or LBGT or at least fucking QUILTBAG oneself and letting the world know about one's sexually non-normal preferences is tantamount to virulent homophobia. Like, if you aren't at least a little bi, you might as well be in the streets shooting up gay pride parades.
I said I myself am not gay. I didn't say I had any problem with gay people.
Actually, you know that? Here you go.
You're right. I'm just a little gay.
I love men with vaginas.
Guess I'm not totally straight either. Because I'm not into women with penises.
See, I'm only straight for cis women and gay for trans men.
How phobic/woke does that make me?
Austin Young
>implying killing gays isn't the one thing armenians and turks agree on.
Dominic Miller
If those dudes can rightfully hold hands in a public area, the woman has the right to shield her child from it. Both acts are offensive to the opposite party, but both are just doing what comes naturally. It would be foolish to take one side or the other.