Hey Sup Forums. I'm thinking about having sex without a condor but I'm worried about pregnancy...

Hey Sup Forums. I'm thinking about having sex without a condor but I'm worried about pregnancy. What does Sup Forums prefer?

Try an eagle, or failing that a bantam

I had sex with my gf several times without condom and besides being worried all the time we had no problems

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Go condor or go home

Not having sex with a condor is soooo vanilla

>without a condor

Did it with a magpie once. Filthy bitch got my cum all over her, but being a magpie nobody noticed.

I think red tail hawks are really cool personally. I actually got to see one eat a starling in my tree once.

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its simple OP

Condor is the worst of the playe carriers, i suggest a CRYE or Banshee, for ballistic plates.

I prefer sans condor...they're so noisy and kinda smell like rotting flesh.

How you would have sex WITH a condor intrigues me.

Rule34

Is your girlfriend that 10 year old you posted? If so, I suggest you not have sex with her. Everyone knows 10 year olds all have the clap, herpes AND aids.

Dont worry man, i dont think a human can get a condor pregnant

But if you can, arent they an endangered species? Youd be doing the world a great service

>not having a condor or similar carrion bird present while having sex
what's the fucking point

>2017
>not having sex with a condor
What are you, a faggot?

Im 190% sure that human-condor hybrids are beyond endangered.

I've had sex with a lot of animals but never with a condor.
I've never really liked birds.

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What about the pill lol

Damn girl, you're a freak.

I could never have sex with a huge bird present.

Let condors have sex with other condors you species mixing human detritus. Go find a loser human like to to have crappy sex with.

My trips have spoken.

>checks his own trips

That nullifies them, you cum slurping newfag

Anons I fucked a girl and she bled on my dick. What does this mean?

Never fuck without your majestic condor at your side OP.

Trap. Congrats you're gay.

It means you've been cursed by a witch

pelicans are obviously the better choice

No u
Pls no

You should NEVER have sex without a condor. You never know when the zombie apocalypse will happen, and condors will be absolutely necessary for keeping those dead fuckers away

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Love pelicans

MOAR of this birdfucker.

I want to see her asshole. She looks like a conceited fourteen-year old.

Who is she? Why birdfucker,

They have the best assholes, don't they?See above.

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What was that motherfucker?

Let the 3 eyed Raven guide your path....