Be you

>be you
>head out to store for cigs
>come across this
>wat do?

How to ruin rape fantasies with one little sausage

examine further to comprehend if thats a penis or some weirdass pussy

Nothing. He knew what his lies would eventually come to.

finish the job

Is that the bulge of a 90's action figure?

>>be you
>>head out to store for cigs
>>come across this
>>wat do?

Pic related

Take "it" home, let the fucking freak sleep it off, while asleep cook the fucking weirdo a large bowl of scrambled eggs. When the heshe wakes up force the faggot to eat ALL the eggs. Done

normally id fuck it anyway, but I cant deal with that face.

>wat do?
Remember that I don't smoke.
Turn 360 degrees and walk back home.

>well_memed_my_friend.jpeg

>call an ambulance and render basic first aid
>spend the rest of my life drinking in a dark, musty bar trying to figure out if that thing was a dick or a pussy

Call the police, those wild beasts should not be allowed in public.

is that a dick or a swollen pussy?

Burn it's dick off.

Succ

How do trannies not have money, but can pay for tits and hormones.

You answered your own question. They spend it all on tits and hormones.

Lol that is the truth

>you have to eat ALL of the eggs

It is a fat guy but i think that i would grab that dick and see if it gets hard

I appreciate the effort

>shoveldog.gif

I try, it may sometimes be shit, but I try...

Flip he over and fuck her ass

kill it with fire, it's a abomination

>Shake and shout to check for responsiveness
>If no response, check for pulse and breathing
>if no response but positive pulse/breathing, Call 911
>If no pulse or breathing, call 911 and then begin CPR/rescue breathing

Do a 360 and walk away

Don't lie user, we all know your bi-curious thoughts would overtake that autism and you'd be suckin a titty while cupping his balls