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Fuck off yanks reee you have your own general go back reee edition

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first for yanks

no replies to ANY yanks or yank sympathisers for the entire thread
we can do it /brit/

ree

not a fan of early threads

reposting

>Virgin female flatmate in the room next to mine told me she had a crush on me
>Said that I don't date flatemates
>Now I can hear her get dicked by some 30 year old Polish bloke she met on tinder

Fucked that one right up tbqh

anime

ah yes

wew

>Russia interfering in the French and US election is bad
>The EU interfering in the UK election is fine

yanks?

fuck 'em

fuck you, pal

Choon

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>reposting

have they dumped a load of files on May's secret sex dungeons in shetland yet?

what if israel hacked the emails

think i mightve said rorke irl once
cant imagine what the fuck the situation was or why on earth i thought it was a good idea

there's barely any yanks here it's too early atm over there

hahaha brits just cant resist big american cock

Just been pacing around the house for the last 20 minutes debating whether or not I actually want a burger meal

how umm
how exactly are the umm
the EU
yeh the EU how are they interfering?
this false equivalence is literally trademark russian shilling

pass the duchy pon me left hand side

this would have been an acceptable post if your trip wasnt attached

contributing a you for the autistic reddit reply collage on r/Sup Forums

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good post but why write it like this? i'm not sure what you're trying to imply

By leaking the EU negotiations and trying to strongarm Theresa May

How else can I confirm I exist?

dunno haha

My schizophrenicbux just came in lads. 380 quid also gettting a mobility car, what should I buy ?

Get a job, freak

bears

How do these video game playing, internet using, chon posting, meme indulging nerds that are like 28 years old have a wife and children?

Is there hope for us?

chrome spinners for mobility car

love yanks

ah right
surely that plays right into her hands? also russia is shilling for Corbyn this election just as a fun note

better genetics

>work tomorrow

No, they're not as fucked up as you, piglet

any piff tings in

love yanks hate americans simple as

Can't I'm currently having a psychotic break where I think I'm being stalked by the CIA. I havent listened to music in weeks cause it feels like it's brainwashing me, I think I'm a sleeper agent.
Literally come from a family of Lords

having a child is easy, just gotta not pull out of the gf

hmmmm don't think that's true

You're a subhuman freak and need to be eradicated ASAP

PS4

wag1 what you sayin bruv

i hate yanks not racist i just love pints and crisps yaknow

I'm too socially inept to ever be in a relationship

on second thoughts, let's not do a brexit
'tis a silly idea

Are you just making this up for money? Sounds bizarre to think the CIA considers you this important.

>gf

ah yes, so easy to have one isn't it

The animals, the animals
Trapped, trapped, trapped 'till the cage is full
The cage is full
Stay awake
In the dark, count mistakes
The light was off but now it's on
Searching the ground for a bitter song
The sun is out, the day is new
And everyone is waiting, waiting on you
And you've got time
And you've got time
Think of all the roads
Think of all their crossings
Taking steps is easy
Standing still is hard
Remember all their faces
Remember all their voices
Everything is different
The second time around
Animals, the animals
Trapped, trapped, trapped 'till the cage is full
The cage is full
Stay awake
In the dark, count mistakes
The light was off but now it's on
Searching the ground for a bitter song
The sun is out, the day is new
And everyone is waiting, waiting on you
And you've got time
And you've got time
And you've got time

It is mate you can choose to believe it or not. Grandfather was an officer that used to guard nazi prisoners.
That's rich coming from perverted paki with no friends. You're just jealous I get paid more than you without doing anything.
Nah I'm deadly serious

doubtful

Why is poleaboo being so mean :(

love salt and vinegar love prawn cocktail HATE cheese and onion
not crispist just don't like me simple as

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schizos dont get mobility vehicles. those are for fat and disabled

might just shill for chromebooks for a few threads
que opinais?

Tell me more about your suspicions about the so-called CIA tracking you

Man don’t talk, man rob
Run up in the trap like boss weh di money deh food affi nyam
Yuh, tek weh yuh arm pon deh 'chete before it get chop
Bumbaclart ya a eediat, ya a eediat, don't bother try run, yuh
Look, man don’t talk, man rob
Run up in the trap like boss weh di money deh food affi nyam
Yuh, tek weh yuh arm pon deh 'chete before it get chop
Bumbaclart ya a eediat, ya a eediat, don't bother try run

I make over £1000 a month

Because no one will pay attention to me, I'm feeling upset and need to vent

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look i just want to be out of the eu didn't vote hard didn't vote soft just voted to be out of the eu simple as

Good idea. They are pretty dece

taylor's legs are a cia psyop

Enjoying some Texas BBQ Pringles
Do you think in Texas they just call them BBQ Pringles hehe

this

I have 5 other disorders.
Don't trust you but one thing that keeps happening is my TV gets turned on at night to horror channels when I'm sleeping.

he's lying for replies

a real schizo wouldn't have the self awareness of the his condition to describe what he believes objectively

>cia after you

bane??

doing a poopost
subscribe for more

Simple as is my fav new gimmick simple as

I respect the black race but apart from anti-police songs, I'm not into that style of music

>ribena calling anyone a freak


Now that is rich...

just been out for a walk

got called "harry potter" again by a group of children despite the fact i was wearing contacts

guess the resemblance is inescapable

am i ok to post here ?

he's onto us lads
we'll just have to use our drones to scan his internet activity from now on

fuck you cheese and onion is the best flavour

name them

struggling to find a difference between the irish and muslims

thejournal.ie/stephen-fry-complaint-of-blasphemy-3376318-May2017/

Rich, just like me

You realise an operation like this would cost millions and would require a lot of man power. Just to give you a little spook.

Do you honestly not think they have better things to do?

you must state your favourite k-on to be admitted

finished my seek transfers

I can assure you, that you can trust me. What measures have you put in place to discourage the so-called CIA from tracking your moves?

Why is it so cold for May FFS?

superb post

Just come to the realisation that I am not in fact trans, merely a monumental poof. Will proceed to piss myself, finger my cat and figure out where to go from here.

I've had two escapes in the span of two weeks following a seven week period without a single one. I've beat them, I've executed those of dubious loyalty and displayed their limbs and innards above the gates to deter the others but still their morale remains high and their aggression is steadily building; I've no doubt that unless I'm able to stomp it out ruthlessly now I face the prospect of further escapes.

To combat this as soon as possible I've decided to institute a system of self-policing amongst the runts. Those whose loyalty and obedience is beyond reproach will be elevated above the others, personally invested with the responsibility of policing their kin. If they're successful they will be rewarded in small ways, perhaps an extra serving of food each feeding day. If they fail they will be thrown back in with the others, no doubt spelling certain death for them.

We shall see how well it goes, presently I'm cautious but optimistic.

London is the capital of great britain.

roger red wing. going ghost.

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thanks

mio

glad someone finally said it

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good taste. you pass, welcome to /brit/ mate

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