My coworker saw a picture of my dick on my phone today.
I was chatting with her on my lunch break and wanted to show her something - forgot that I had sent a dick pic earlier and it was fullscreened on my phone.
Awkwardly tried to pretend like nothing happened and continue the conversation before coming up with an excuse to leave.
How fucked am I? What do I say if someone brings it up?
Sorry bro. You are turbo fucked. The police are on thier way to make the arrest.
>I have a crush on a girl where I work and I'm too autistic to form a normie relationship so I pretended to "accidentally" show her my dick because I have a delusional fantasy that she will want to fuck me if I do.
kys
>And then I feel the need to tell everyone on Sup Forums about it
well unless she is a complete retard she was trying to find a dick pic, everyone knows you aint supposed to scroll through someones picture gallery when they trying to show you one pic
I believe him... I accidentally leave porn tabs/dick pics on my phone pretty often. I just never show people my phone without making sure it's all closed off.
I have zero interest in this woman I just don't want to get fired or become known as the dick-phone-guy around work
According to OP she wasnt scrolling. He just full autist showed her.
She would have only seen it for half a second. I tried to casually angle the phone away from her eyes and close the app.
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depends, how big is your cock? if it's little, then she definitely went straight to hr
>not going back to homepage after doing anything on phone
fuck you
If only porn was real life.
She hasn't said anything yet and seems to be pretending like nothing happened. Hoping she realises I wasn't trying to show her and doesn't spread it around the office.
This.
Because any socially competent person would just ask, "hey the last time I tried to show you something on my phone, did you see anything you weren't supposed to?"
It could even go in your favour.
Better yet, who tf cares. You didn't stick your phone in her face with your micro dick on it so what grounds does she have for going to HR?
Sexual harrassment?
Muh feminism?
Never doubt the wicked ways of women.
Approach and apologise and maybe retain employment.
I feel like that would just be an admission of guilt
>It could even go in your favour
We both have partners
>micro dick
Hey now I wouldn't be sending it if that were the case
Dont worry bro, every guy has a picture of their dick on their phone.. And as for the girl who saw it? She's thinking about it every time she touches herself.
Post pic in question. This will help us decide if you are going to get fucked by HR and become dickphone guy forever or if you will become the one all of the thirsty office wives text when their husbands go out of town.
Stop posting this shit, nigger
nice pasta
K
Fucked u r
Thought so