/brit/

Making it big edition

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gas the taigs

maisie

anime

which is the real thread

when did you first get facebook?

2006 here, but got banned for being underage then made another one in 2008

2017

any news on tim? is he still on about marcus hausen

2010
deleted it in 2012

all you need in life is the 'seek the 'press and the '____

blitz didnt ruin it, it's what we rebuilt that ruined it

2013, deleted in 2016

FOY

2009

2006 but it got permabanned because I put a swastika as my cover photo

Really hilarious to see the autists on /r9k/ accuse people says what OP did is fucked up as whiteknighting

▶ FONT

2011
haven't used it in about 3 years

'ported for being underage

If I ever see Marcus Hausen out and about I'll demolish him with a barrage of thunderous left and right hooks.

mate i deleted it because i never cleared 10 likes or 50 friends, even when I requested people I barely knew
i only got it when I was 17 you mong

marcus hausen here, run straight ya dog

anyone else remember these

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>go out for drinks last night with my gf, my mate and his gf, and another mate of ours who ended up being a bit of a fifth wheel
>this morning the gf tells me she had a dream where our group from last night were out camping and the other couple just started having sex, then she says we started having sex and we left the fifth wheel guy to just watch like a cuck

very, very lewd mind on her

I wanna say around 2010 or 2011. I literally only made it to get a steam trading card when steam first started doing that

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he's a big guy

2007, end of year 6
was among the first of my peers to adopt it and later THE first to adopt twitter in 2013
also made a tumblr but used it like twice

Never. Too paranoid.

Fake

>aussies unironically eat this shit

▶tfw no gf

>my gf
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*backs away slowly*

>my gf
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>this shit
FOY

>was among the first of my peers to adopt it and later THE first to adopt twitter in 2013
>also made a tumblr but used it like twice

FOGC

youtube.com/watch?v=vpMbrmnoGkE

*applauds*

2005, come at me newfags

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Every time they'd bring some abo bloke into school we'd eat this
Crocodile, kangaroo, emu meat as well

▶this shit
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hell yeah
in high school we had a 'culture excursion' where we cooked damper and this aboriginal lady cooked a roadkill kangaroo

unironically looks delicious
imagine just sinking your teeth into that
the juice jumps into my mouth

>being mark zuckerbergs flatmate

There's officially no chance this is real. Unless his sister is literally a fucking retard

▶abos show off their culture of eating insects and making no technological progress as if it were impressive

howling

>rented flat
Grim. Literally no reason to rent a flat when you get them for 40-50k.

why is FONT posting making a comeback? i thought the normies won the culture war of /brit/

>unironically looks delicious
>imagine just sinking your teeth into that
>the juice jumps into my mouth

Finished my burger meal

It wasn't worth £4.79

Watching Orange is the New Black now and might play some Digimon later

Anyone else kept an old HDD gone back through the shit?
>the 2009 image folder

unuronically hate being the 5th wheel at shit. just constantly asked why you don't have a gf

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don't fucking care ugly paki tranny

>we need to have a talk

she wants to fuck

yes because they sould drop their 50 000 years of history and become a mindless drone like the rest of the west

FOY

Surviving for 40,000 years here by just eating bugs in the ground is a bit impressive 2bh

Hartlepool v Doncaster is on later, don't bother with that yank shite, get I watched there's plenty at stake.

>yes because they sould drop their 50 000 years of history and become a mindless drone like the rest of the west

>first to adopt twitter in 2013
lmao what
I created my account in March 2009 and it was well known then

playing soda dungeon but I never hire the black characters lol

Wish I could go back in time and heem the runt who decide to make all boy secondary schools

I think I've seen crocodile here before
NEED to try it

ah yes let me just reach into my back pocket and after groping myself fish out 40-50 thousand pounds

yh have entire old hard drive contents on usb sticks that dad gave me cos i used to write so many stories and that

link to thread? first one was a rollercoaster

I got it when I was 18 fucko

>abos
>history

twat

▶testing

reminder that the fedora poster is cornwall, infamous for having a small willy - being a virgin and a complete cynical nonce that dresses up as a girl for attention

>ugly
For now

>paki
Honorary white

>tranny
Problem?

Is that crap even televised?

>I use animated .gif files (pronounced "jiff" for the uninitiated among you) when I wish to make a mockery of another user's post(s)

fucking STATE of jocks

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▶50k years of history
it can literally be summed up in a single sentence which is "roamed around a desert for a while and managed to have children"

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all the other creatures in straya managed it abos aren't impressive

>being elitist over social networking websites
The Sup Forums influx killed /brit/.

good post

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>cornwall
>dresses up as a girl
I'm intrested

Understand FACTS first, ,. At the very beginning of the whole globe earth thing a guy called Eratosthenes first tried to get the theory of heliocentrism to float. It didn't.
Then some time later a guy called Copernicus re-introduced the theory of heliocentrism, and did not really want his "work" to be published until after his death, bu the Jesuit Vatican was in the middle of a problem with a guy called Martin Luther and needed a major distraction and so pushed the Copernican model and came up with the Gregorian calendar around the same time.
It is important to understand that one of the reasons Rome pushed it was due to the history of the Knights Templar, Rome's military order, who picked up a bunch of no so Biblical beliefs in Kabbalah, Eastern Gnostic Mysticism, and magik along their journeys to the point of being excommunicated for devil worship and the occult. The descendants of the Templars are another military order attached to Rome and that is The Jesuit Order.
Having already been infiltrated by the occultist influence of Gnosticism the Jesuits were only too happy to put the sun in the middle of everything, being somewhat sun worshipers anayway.

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fuck off ugly paki tranny

>reminder that the fedora poster is cornwall, infamous for having a small willy - being a virgin and a complete cynical nonce that dresses up as a girl for attention

>reminder that the fedora poster is cornwall, infamous for having a small willy - being a virgin and a complete cynical nonce that dresses up as a girl for attention

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mate you look like a half chewed winegum

This post is right

>crap
Going right off you.

nice, have a lolcat

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Shit gimmick
Animals went extinct here all the time lad
Look up the megafauna and shit

it's a funny tweet but i hate when scottish people type like that

ooo you're 'ard
i'd like to see you walk around a desert for 50,000 years if you're so tough

rorke

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>look mummy! I posted it again hehe, the dead meme! le master trole!

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People say Tommy Robinson is stupid. Okay he's not the smartest but he's standing up and showing up:

•The incompetence of the average police officer,
•The flaws in the Justice System
•A side of Islam which propagates violence and crime

Just because he's not as smart as highly educated Piers Morgan or someone.

So what if he's Jewish?

No he shouldn't be PM, but he should keep doing what he's doing. He's genuine and the spectacle and suit wearing government shill can't bear it.

I've never seen anyone as brave in the face of danger. The threat of being stomped out can't silence his tongue. He's the knights little boys are told stories of. Potentially a modern day saint??

Erm..No. Slightest Islamophobic, and at the same time he befriends lots of Muslims including Imams.

He has a problem only with Islamic extremists of supremacists, and we all should. If it were up to them we would all be forced into their ideology. They actively brainwash children in the street.

He's not the smartest person, I agree, though he is likely smarter than you, and he is definitely more active for the good of the Nation. Where you at faggot?

>look mummy! I posted it again hehe, the dead meme! le master trole!

Never. If I made a fb now people woild realise I have no mates

we were *exhales pouting making a sound like 'pwoooo'* 16 at the time
i dont remember anyone having a twitter, we all just spent all our social media time on facebook
then we went onto twitter, instagram and snapchat at basically the same time and left fb for event planning and family

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mate the koala can survive and that has a smooth brain
the abo is only slightly more intelligent than the koala

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been to the beach once and that was fine

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>look mummy! I posted it again hehe, the dead meme! le master trole!

>>look mummy! I posted it again hehe, the dead meme! le master trole!