Behavioral Rehabilitation Specialist here, I work with crazy people. AMA (Ask me anything)

Behavioral Rehabilitation Specialist here, I work with crazy people. AMA (Ask me anything)

Do you work with substance abuse councilors? What certs have you gotten?

no

theoretically speaking, if i had a friend who became sexually excited at the thought of committing suicide, and used a loaded gun pointed to his head in order to jack off, how would i as his friend who does not live physically near him rehabilitate him of this behavioral problem?

why do i fantasize about terrible things happening to me?

Some of my clients are alcoholics but currently none of them do any drugs harder than marijuana.

what is your worst experience?

Tell him to pull the trigger when he nuts

Try to reach out to his family if they live close by. Embarrassing as it is one moment of embarrassment can keep them from an eternity of death after jerking off with a twitchy, finger muscle spasm.

Has your place gotten raided by the feds? I worked as a substance abuse councilor and my boss pretty much ghost wrote about 200 clients that we didn't have. Feds raided our facility and close it down
>forged all our signatures
>paid clients in cigarettes to bring in more clients
Anything similar?

what if they're scum and can't be relied on

Maybe you subconsciously want to end your life without the responsibility or spiritual consequences of doing it yourself. Life is long and tough as fuck so it wouldn't be surprising.

How anonymous are you

I have a feeling everyone is crazy and adults are just children in bigger bodies. I have a feeling nobody really knows whats going on and they just pretend like they are in charge when in reality they are scared children. Am I right?

Nope. Also dubs so maybe you are but dunno.

Easily going into a clients apartment and finding shit everywhere, human shit, from a morbidly obese fat guy. Or having to pick up a client who was walking downtown with an underwear full of shit after walking in the hot sun for an hour. It got so bad local businesses called us to come and get him because of the smell.

My childhood wasn't very great and my emotions are very shallow as a result of that. Is there any way I can reverse it without drugs, or am I stuck with a constant feeling of apathy?

Unless there's someone local who can reach out and cares enough to have a talk with him, he's kinda fucked. Sorry bro.

And on the certification subject, I've got training in HIPAA, CPR, Conflict Resolution, Therapeutic holds, Emotional anylyzing, and CPS and APS mandated reporting.

have you ever seen any poo poo wall art

You don't have my name or employer name. I think I'm pretty user right now. The most you can make out is that I have a red checkered shirt and I'm white.

oh that isn't helpful i guess.
well lets hypothesized that this person is still alive and hasn't done any of this for 3 months now. if he continues not doing it will his sexual excitement for it fade away as well? i'm scared of a future relapse although he's gone 3 months without suicidal behavior of any kind that he's told me of. i can kind of talk to him okay until he started having this weird sexual kink about it.

Is seeing things(like solid shadows of people, animals and beasts) that aren't there normal? Sometimes I think I hear people talking outside too, but I never see anyone.

You're not too far off. Just add the ability to buy alcohol, have the states confidence that you can live independently (Which really, some of them can't.) and receive money from the government.

Don't focus on your childhood, that part is over and can never be remedied. Set a realistic goal for yourself and work towards it.

Not "Art" but poo poo, definitely.

You could literally be anything with the BRS. How do we know you're not a bowel relapse sampler?

You're not too far off, I have clients who hear voices and when they become ill some will say they're the king of New Zealand, have killed people in gods name, and will swear they lived thousands of years ago.

Should've been more specific how user are you to ur clients

I guess try and introduce him to a healthier fetish? Fetishes themselves aren't healthy but the lesser of two evils is better then nothing. It sounds like this person doesn't know any moral boundaries, introduce him to zoophilia or incest. Something real wrong.

What is the most fucked up thing you've experienced?
The one memory that you fight off as soon as it starts edging into your mind?

Based on that shirt I assume you're a patient who murdered the real employee, cut off their face, took a picture wearing the face like a mask, and glued it over their ID.

>bowel relapse sampler

You tried, that's adorable.

Are reocurring nightmares or night terrors, associated with soon becoming mentally unstable?

Assume what you want, expressing your feelings and opinions is healthy and therefore encouraged.

But I'm okay right? I've been like this for about 10 years now and my father was diagnosed with paranoid schizophrenia when he was around my age. Do you think it's going to get worse?
Also, is there something I can do about it without going to a psychiatrist if something needs to be done?

the suicidal behavior came first and the sexual excitement for it came later. it didn't start as a sexual thing. it just turned into one. i guess that's what concerns me. what started as a really unhealthy habitual coping mechanism turned into something truly terrifying.

Ever fuck any of your patients?

That is the fakest looking ID badge though

Depends on how you obtained your mental health issue. Some clients have night terrors, others simply don't remember their old life before acquiring their issue. Kinda terrifying losing the very core of what you were due to an accident. I have a client that used to be a cheerleader, before a car accident dimmed the lights in their head to the point to where they can't remember who they were at one time.

I seriously doubt those voices will just mute someday without medical treatment. Just try to tune them out with music or a hobby. Preoccupy your mind if you can't be medicated.

Any pic of your patients? Crazy bitches pref

Hell no, but I've heard of clients who were talked into accusing staff of rape in order to get a settlement check. A woman once accused a staff member in my office of molesting her and raping her at a local burger king parking lot. Once our fleet manager looked up the GPS of the van he was driving and saw that he never went to BK in the van the charges and investigation was dropped and he is still working with us to this day. What's fucked up is the client who accused him became upset when he was no longer assigned to her case and asked why she was taken off of his caseload.

green text of sexual fetishes

It's been in my pocket a lot. I don't like the lanyard they gave and I don't have anything to clip it to on my shirt.

How do I deal with anxiety and paranoia?

Thanks, I'll try that. The voices aren't too bad. I don't want to get on medication because I saw everything my dad had to go through with doctors, and nuthouses, getting his medication adjusted. He had a heart attack when he was 33 which I blame on the meds. Plus, I really don't want a diagnoses tied to me.

Hah no. That'd breach HIPAA and I'm not getting fined 25,000 dollars just for bro points.

Yeah, getting a diagnosis pretty much black balls you from jopbs that aren't lawn care or something easy and remedial.

Discover the source of your anxiety, which may handle your paranoia issue. Or get medication.

Source is fear of disappointment and social anxiety

>Sometimes get bored at work
Have my own laptop, internet connection, and 40 in flat screen in my office.
>Get baked and jerk off when I'm done with home visits or doctors appointment runs.
Once had a redhead in my office and nailed her on the med table.

Are you one of the crazy people?

I've got Aspergers, but I'm the one driving the van. XD

Thats fucking awful, how do they manage going about their day like that? Im no loony person but ive had a couple nightmares recently and im trying to understand what thats about. Thanks for the rspons

Who are you afraid of disappointing? Unless you set an unreachable goal for yourself nobody should be worth chipping away at your mental health for. Not parents, not friends, not romantic interests. If they care for you, you can never disappoint them. Unless you like, constantly rob them or have a hard drug addiction. Or something.

They are old adults, living next door to their parents who check on them daily. From the outside it's very sad knowing that the parents have a child who will remain a child for the rest of their lives after having so much promise as a normal, mentally put together teenager. But I can't talk about the parents point of view personally.

Oh and the client manages by because us staff transport her to her appointments, helps her with shopping, and takes her to group therapy twice a week.

>To get by

Damn, I hate fucking up like that.

Thats good to know, im sure this service isnt cheap though.


Whats your main goal when dealing with these patients? Are you there to console them or are there actual "treatments" to help them overcome these challenges?


As far as yourself, what made you decide to enter the field? (If this wasnt askes already)


Excuse my late replies Im on mobile as im not home right now but i really do appreciate your responses

And she faced no legal repercussions? Are you kidding me?

Jesus, being a woman literally is playing easy mode.

ever fucked a crazy bitch???

OP? Im curious about this user, want to explain this shit in detail? So the manager faked clients to recieve state funding...im assuming?

Answer me

To answer our goals, rehabilitation. We strive to get them to a point to where they can afford to live on their own, have employment, and basically just live a normal life. We've had success but there's some clients that just strive to exist. They'll soil themselves, get fat, eat junkfood and drink pop until they have to have their feet cut off. Basically they exist and that's it. But I do have a couple clients on my caseload who are employed, live alone, and have fulfilling lives. We aim to help these clients no longer need us. And I got into the field because my brother told me about my employer and I needed money. It's a plus that what we do actually matter in peoples lives.

Can you fix the cucks and libtards who come here post nigger stuff?

Not op but duh nigga where the fuck have you been? Have you not figured this out with all those fucked up custody cases men lose in?

Have you dealt with chronic masturbators?

NONE whatsoever. Because she has mental health issues. If you can prove something upstairs isn't working right you can do basically anything. We get calls from the police talking about clients who've robbed, and fought and because the state knows they've got mental health problems the police basically wags their fingers at our clients before sending them back to us.

Do you enjoy your job?

One is actually on my caseload. He gets turned on by motorcycle engines and anything in green shorts.

Honestly? I really do. Even if I have to get up at 6:00am and get off at 9:00pm

Is this directed to me or the op?
Right I guess that obviously makes sense of what you do. For some reason I thought it was more than just rehabilitation. Thats just fucking awful...its like being a neet with no sense in mind of where you are

Whats the worst case youve handle that just couldnt be helped...if you can discuss this

How do I get through to my boyfriend that my agoraphobia is real and i'm suffering badly from a mental breakdown?

Whenever I try to talk to him about it he tells me to go to the doctor.

Sorry, fucked up lol

No prob man, i knew it wasnt because im too stupid to understand what your question is haha

I can discuss anything as long as I don't use names. The worst case I've handled, huh? Well, if you want to talk about hopeless cases the worst would be a client named DW. He would constantly let hookers and drug users into his apartment and lie about it to my face. I would show him video and pictures of it happening and he'd get silent and scowl at his feet before telling me that he can do what he wants.

>Karma in 3
>2
>1

Eventually this client got into an argument with said drug users and they proceeded to kick the mustard out of him, they tossed his medication (That they couldn't get high off of like Insulin) into his oven and melted/burnt them. They then cut all of the plugs off of his electronics and they took any cash he had.

If he doesn't believe you, he will never believe you. This is what we like to call "a lost cause".

He just stares at me blankly when i try to explain. I guess you are right.

What is it like being a janitor?

What is wrong with me? I lash out at people online because I know that they can never retaliate. I beat women but won't stand up to a man, even someone I know that I can beat their ass easily. I beat my own mother up and got sent to jail and kicked out of my house and have more or less been homeless for the last decade. Should I just kill myself? I self-medicate with pot and speed, and I haven't worked in over seven years, and I'm literally just killing time til I die. I have no insurance and have never been to a doctor for mental health. What do I do?

It fucking sucks but all I have to do is sweep around my desk, but it's only that and the kitchen I have to sweep and mop. Though after I get trash up and the floors swept I can typically watch youtube, netflix, play games, or talk with my clients outside or at their apartments after.

Do you work with any functioning people?

I have contemplated going to see someone about my behavior. Its not completely self destructive, but it is impossible for me to have a long term relationship with anyone. I kind of get off to the idea of people hating me and thinking I am a bad person

I wouldn't say kill yourself, but you sound like you're mad at yourself but you don't hate yourself enough to where you'd endanger yourself by challenging someone who could harm you. Stop hating yourself and think about others than yourself. I'm not saying you're not a piece of shit but you can still try and change.

I do, like I said in an earlier post a couple people on my caseload have jobs, their own place to live, and basically we just give them rides to doctor appointments. You might just need therapy. If not then at the very least just someone like a friend to talk to. Unfulfilled social needs can lead to boredom, and boredom is a branch of depression.

Thanks for fucking nothing. I'm just gonna blow my fucking brains out. Already have the shotgun loaded. Goodbye useless fucking world.

I didn't catch the getting off thing. You might be a masochist or just into humiliation.

Bye bro.

Well that is the odd thing. I am not depressed, nor bored, nor do I want to be social with other people. People being a wall of text is about as close to someone as I want to get.

Could for sure be a masochist. At what point does that stop being OK ?

Well shit...


What was the reason for letting these types into his home?

Being a masochist isn't a problem if it doesn't negatively impact others. Just don't let your fetish consume you and dictate your actions.

Drugs, he wanted drugs.

And sex, sex and drugs.

I keep thinking that's it's something deeper than the obvious...


Guess the guy really wanted that crack and cheap pussy, too bad he got fucked up for it

I know it seems like there's a deeper motive but really, there's not. He was with us over alcohol addiction and he was kicked out of the homeless shelters in our area for being a violent asshole.

Is Sup Forums just the hybridization of iFunny, and Reddit ant this point?

Yep welcome. Don't step on anyones safe space or you'll be banned.

Unfortunately he had what was coming to him then

Is the pay and hectic hours worth dealing with these types?

It's only hectic Thursday and Friday, Saturday I only work 10 hours and on Sunday just 3. I'm off Mon through Wednesday.