I really feel like killing myself. Can anyone give me a tip?

I really feel like killing myself. Can anyone give me a tip?

Yes just do it.

well, he's doing it straight way
finally someone

...

You might want to kill yourself then.

...

I am here with you, user. The only thing I can tell you is to not do it if you have people to leave behind.

Op here.
I will, but i want to do it in a painless way. Pls give me some advice.

>block car exhaust
>sit inside running car
>????
>profit!

dont?
or do, idk. from my experience being dead is a new experience. so.
i don't really have any tips but... there's still gratuity?

They will die and or forget about me.
Life is nothing m8

Helium

Don't miss

Insuline

Will you hurt them, though? You are thinking about the end for them too, but they will have to carry on with added weight you leave behind

I've thought about it. Is one of my options.

get some aids and don't treat it
it will be nice peacefull death, and painless
you have to wait ten years though

If i live, i will for myself, not for others.

You are a faggot pussy bitch for wanting to kill yourself.

Life ends deadly so just wait. Google it.

I am 50 and a muliti millionaire. It wasn't always the case, and in fact when I was in my twenties I wanted to end it all. I'm glad I didn't now cos I'm surrounded by lots of material shite and a gal...but am I better off that I didn't end it all prematurely....I don't know. Money does NOT bring happiness my Karnt's...IMHO.

yeh. they right OP

don't be selfish and kill your self.

yo ass should stay alive for our entertainment regardless of your personal needs feelings and thoughts. just endure life so we can dust you off when the weather is fair and pretend to give a shit only enough to get your hopes up high enough to crash back down

You're not going to do it. Anyone who really wants to kill themselves don't care if it's painless or not. The pain would be temporary as you'd be dead soon after. Not like you'd suffer. The most painless way is a quick death, gun, jumping off building, etc. Pills, asphyxiation, hanging, these will all cause a bit of suffering just before you finally pass out and die.

First I'd like to say. No point in killing yourself everyone dies anyway no matter what, why rush it?
Second if you're serious about wanting to kill yourself painlessly go with a helium "exit bag" or something similar. No pain if you do it right and no mess for whoever finds your corpse to clean up.

Have you been doing that up to this point?

12 gauge....seriously. Do you really think you will feel pain?

You wanna kill yourself, OP?
I'll help you.
Get a job, marry an attainable divorcee, raise her ex-husband's kids, pay your taxes, fap to porn, go on Sup Forums, vote Democrat, eat your vegetables, buy shit on Steam, read Richard Dawkins, listen to NPR.
Do this everyday and in two weeks you will have killed whatever was human inside of you deader than if you shot yourself.

>no mess for whoever finds your corpse to clean up

depends on when he will be found.

Op here.
I'm genderfluid. Nobody will never understand me.

the kill all of you

> The most painless way is a quick death, gun, jumping off building, etc. Pills, asphyxiation, hanging
Stitting on a nuke while it goes off is probably faster.

guy_with_shot_off_face.webm

Someone doesn't know how nukes work.

someone posted a way to painlessly kys in another thread i saw earlier with a bunch of info the basics of it were

get a tank of helium a hose to connect to it and a c pap mask to attach it to your face.

there you go if you werent just trying to get attention then do that

How do i get a fucking helium tank?

Less of a mess than a gunshot or bleeding out would make at least

Walmart sells them
Look in the celebrations section
Ironic isn't it?

lol

I don't tip.
Fuck off and get a real paid job.

Yes i do faggot.

>bait
ok.jpg

oh god. i need to burn my house down.

genderfluid? like those frogs that can change sexes to control population? or are you confusing sexual preferences with biological differences?

step one: helium tank
step two: fuck it

you can go from gender fluid to gender noble gas

your full of shit and an attention seeking whore.

id tell you to kill yourself, but you have no intention of ever doing that

all you want is to feel attention because you know no matter how hard you try, you will get it nowhere else.

Drink pic related

trolling became obvious when OP referred to being genderfluid.

OP: try harder.

don't. it makes nerve gas

d-d-d-d-d-damage control.

Benzos/opiates for pharmaceuticals.

for the meme: tie a noose around your ceiling fan if you have one, strip naked, turn the fan on full and just do it, when you're found there will be a lot of shit every where because your bowels would have emptied themselves

Does it really?

what if you fast for a day or two first