Why has there never been a single great philosopher to form a bond with "man's best friend?"

Why has there never been a single great philosopher to form a bond with "man's best friend?"

Could it be that pets are merely for the simple minded?

It would explain a lot, considering how most Asian countries aren't scared of using them for food..

>Question Everything, Doggo

Questions minds are inquiring

stupid memedog

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MEMEDOG
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what am I doing

DELETE THIS

DOGS ARE THE BEST CREATURES ON EARTH IF YOU FUCK WITH DOGS YOU DO NOT DESERVE TO LIVE REEEEEEEEEE

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Not posting Shiba Inus

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Fuck off dogs literally cure depression

>my pupper cured my depression
>now I just feel unbridled seething rage and anger every moment I'm not asleep

just chill bruh

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when ur stuck in le sand but le man cant keep u down

there was a school of philosophers in ancient greece that did their best to imitate the qualities of dogs so stop being cynical

What happened to them, user?

Enlighten us

They got AIDS from licking each others assholes and eating their own vomit.

Is this a joke about Diogenes, because he was so cynical?

Schopenhauer had poodles.

Could it be that people who form conclusions without doing research are simple minded?

Dogs make people happy, and happy people aren't philosophers

DAGON
NOGAD
they are the angels