>H-Hey user! I'm mighty sorry to interrupt you, but I couldn't help to notice that you've been acting awfully lonesome these here past coupl' o' weeks. Heck! I ain't ever seen you talk to someone outside of pleasantries n' answers. An' that makes me feel horribly worried for you!
>You seem like a real nice feller' user. How bout' chu' come on down to my house for dinner tonight? I ain't as grand as a cook as my momma, but I'm betting I could whip up something that'll suff up our bellies real good! N' maybe you could tell me whats on your mind? I-If you'd like too of'course.
How do you respond?
Jayden Allen
just shout at him in German and shrug, works every time
Sebastian Roberts
Pop him and watch him fly away making loud farty noises.
Matthew Gomez
hes not really my type but id give him a shot.
Bentley Russell
Scoop slam followed by a double axhandle ,chicken wing cross face into a German suplex.
Michael Ward
>Okay.
Liam Reed
Fuck, you don't pass up a good ol home cooked southern dinner Even if it's from a self conscious southern faggot. You'll get food and all he will want for desert is some of your whipped cream
Julian Murphy
>Wow really? T-that's awful kind of you, bear-kun.
John Gonzalez
pick him up and fuck
Connor Rodriguez
>Kind man asking politely, inviting you to his home to a dinner cooked by his loving mother >Takes an interest in you and your problems, wants to help Only a cunt would pass up. Seems like a friend for life.
Also you could repay his kindness by sucking him off. win/win
Juan Thomas
I bet that fridge/freezer combo would rape me as soon as I stepped in the door
Brayden James
Is it normal to have that much hair on your neck and shoulders? Because I have zero on my shoulders. I have some, but not as much as him, on my chest though.
Jaxson Myers
I'd warn him that I'm essentially a feeder. Unless he's prepared to burn 5000Cal a day, I'm going to turn those pecs into titties.
Jaxon Campbell
i'd be a little bitch.
Dylan Cooper
Varies a lot.
>Have thick black beard, pubes, nosehairs and armpits and silky soft, long and very dark brown hair >Average ear, leg and arm hair >Few chesthairs on top, more on the left than on the right pectoral >Zero back hair or anywhere else.
Leo Smith
Drop to my knees and worhsip his fat cock
Nolan Gray
Sounds right nice, I'll bring some beer.
Brody Fisher
what i wanna know is why someone would photoshop grant to be a ginger
Xavier Myers
go to his place and suck his cock
Easton Morris
what the fuck. Are you me?
Nolan Reyes
Or maybe YOU're me.
Jace Miller
I'd shot! I'd shot damn it.
Jason Cooper
>Sounds like a date.
Brayden Morris
This guy is pretty cool
Blake King
Pick me up at 7.
Wyatt Cruz
Found the non-american!
Colton Hall
>Das fatzen Polizei straff Sach! shrugs
Oliver King
Sorry but no thank you. My anxiety would make such an intimate setting unbearable. How about we just have a few beers and a steak down the pub and we can exchange AIDS in the men's room
Ethan Lopez
that not a good cook part is bullshit he has an extremely specific diet with his body
Blake Jones
>cooked by his loving mother nice reading comprehension
Cameron Peterson
>be me >bored bisex m >get on website >bear like pics above is in town in a hotel >let's meet >go to hotel >try to avoid eye contact with front desk >creep up to 1st floor >one door is open a crack
cont. ?
Grayson Torres
I'd be super scared but since baras are bros then i'd agree
Jason Mitchell
I cont. anyway
>bear is inside >really hairy, fit, kinda shy >we get undressed >he lays on bed >blow him for a while, nice dick, not too huge >i enjoy it, him too >says he wants me to ride him >gets a condom from the bed stand >i put it on his cock >proceed ride him >he says under his voice "I feel like you're in power! awe yiss!" - groans >wtf? lol >i'm an average build btw, beard, but not very hairy body >i could fit twice into his body mass >ride him real good >he cums, kinda gasps like a girl >was over quite quickly >walk out of the hotel with nicely massaged corn hole probably the weirdest meetup
Joshua Brooks
Lmao
Jordan Ortiz
I would tell him yes but Im not like the others boys. Then I'd give myself a head to toe trap makeover and go over to his house to see his reaction. Hopefully he invites me in and offers up some wine. We're both nervous and excited, as we've never done something like this before. Up until this day I'd be a boring straight boy, but being in front of this big strong man wearing a dress, makeup, wig, and heels is making me feel funny. As the wine takes hold he motions to the couch. I sit down as he puts his big strong arm around me not knowing what will happen next
Daniel Ross
that is pretty gay, man
Landon Parker
made my dick diamonds
Daniel Peterson
Sure! T-Thats mighty kind of you!
Ian Martinez
>redneck >offers wine Of all the things you imagined here, this is the most implausible.
Joshua Johnson
Keep going faggot
Xavier Hill
Obviously. But the question is, "Would i go trough the door?" Yes, yes I would.
Matthew Jenkins
awkardly and quietly declined his request but wish he would stay next to me