Name one thing she can't do

Name one thing she can't do

Give me an erection

Have a vagina (vulva for you purists) that doesn't look like a box of cow tongues

Make me care about women's soccer...

get sensation from vaginal intercourse

DON'T

get a rimjob from me.
Go ahead, prove me wrong [spoiler]please[/spoiler]

why the fuck do we still have subs without spoiler tags?

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POST

I've missed Solo posting.

Vegan burger

JUST DO IT

Control her temper

Resist Vince Vaughan

DON'T POST THE ROAST

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Age gracefully?
Stop drinking?
Repair her reputation?
Garner pity?

i'd roast her beef if you get my drift

Come on man.

somebody roast it

DON'T POST THE ROAST.

stop me from jerking off to her

Never heard of her.

DONT

STOP

NO

ROASTIE

post it

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*Yawn*

Grow up

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That's how I imagine my mum's vagina to look after she gave birth to me. Yummy! Just wan't to chew on it.

Porn has set my standards too high. Don't know what I would do if my future wife has a pussy like that.

I'd let her beat the shit out of me

bring me to a climax through vaginal intercourse due to my tiny penis and her cavernous lady-hole

yikes, man. who needs that in their life

apparently this is old news but it's 2017 and I didn't know her beef curtains had been posted

It's a pretty gross vagina by any standard