Name one thing she can't do
Name one thing she can't do
Give me an erection
Have a vagina (vulva for you purists) that doesn't look like a box of cow tongues
Make me care about women's soccer...
get sensation from vaginal intercourse
DON'T
get a rimjob from me.
Go ahead, prove me wrong [spoiler]please[/spoiler]
why the fuck do we still have subs without spoiler tags?
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POST
I've missed Solo posting.
Vegan burger
JUST DO IT
Control her temper
Resist Vince Vaughan
DON'T POST THE ROAST
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Age gracefully?
Stop drinking?
Repair her reputation?
Garner pity?
i'd roast her beef if you get my drift
Come on man.
somebody roast it
DON'T POST THE ROAST.
stop me from jerking off to her
Never heard of her.
DONT
STOP
NO
ROASTIE
post it
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*Yawn*
Grow up
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That's how I imagine my mum's vagina to look after she gave birth to me. Yummy! Just wan't to chew on it.
Porn has set my standards too high. Don't know what I would do if my future wife has a pussy like that.
I'd let her beat the shit out of me
bring me to a climax through vaginal intercourse due to my tiny penis and her cavernous lady-hole
yikes, man. who needs that in their life
apparently this is old news but it's 2017 and I didn't know her beef curtains had been posted
It's a pretty gross vagina by any standard