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A king may move a man edition.

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I don't need any toner, because I'm gonna kill myself

why dont you settle down, what would janny say?

plymouth is actually an alright place

why is nigger music so fucking bad

just realised i havent eaten all day

**I move away from the mic to breathe in

*eat this*

MARGARITA DOES NOT NEED TO HAVE BASIL

IT CAN BE USED INTERCHANGEABLY WITH 'CHEESE AND TOMATO'

how come all the rorke mongs that used to be obsessed with rhodesia just forgot about it recently lol

same

me and gf in london

italian pizza is severely overrated

Lads, what exactly did he mean by this?

you know a medium with 2 toppings is £5.99 if you collect
a medium should last 2 days, and there's a free dip, so £3 for a meal isn't that bad

can tell this is a danelad post just because it's an objectively stupid thing to say

just remembered Rhodesia

who are you arguing with?

Literally Rhodesiaposted like 2 hours ago

youtube.com/watch?v=iaKvA_OJjQI

Liking your Kingdom of Heaven posting, Hans.

anyone remember the rhodesia meme

Just wanna go home lol

real nu

>tfw never got cute crossdressing sershlad nudes

It's only thing where the yank version is better than the original

i agree. i had a bit of a revelation a few weeks ago when i had just a plain margherita for the first time in literally years. i was always searching for fancier and fancier pizzas while considering margherita to just be boring. then i had just a plain margherita one night and it was the best pizza i had in years

same situation when i had a simple korma after years of searching for fancy curries

nuke mecca

muslims are dogs

business idea: pilgrimage to golborne road

not an argument, just merely stating facts

all three lads immediately to his right are cute

yanks have better dough though, and smothering it in cheese makes it all better

It usually kicks in around 9

youtube.com/watch?v=WRMnpbk4MYA

i don't care

anyone remember the anyone remember meme

Italy is better than the uk and i wish i lived there

white people are dogs

Reddit

youtu.be/PI-nzF0Yyc8

At what temperature do you consider it to be cold?

Hot?

fair enough, don't think I've ever really heard anyone say cheese and tomato pizza in the UK. seems like more of an american phrase

danelad FUCK OFF talking SHITE about-a da pizza

sometimes i reply to my own posts with "don't care"

>tfw qt is messaging me while she watches an anime
Need to introduce her to patrician anime though

40 cold

80 hot

>tfw still no feminine bf after postinhmg need a feminine bf on brit so many times
REEEEEEE

Good lad, I care

I'm also a big fan of margaritas and kormas

is it weird to go to the 'za place at 10 on a saturday night by myself and get a margherita 'a?

hot = 25 degrees

cold = 0

Hot: 17ºC

Unbearable-tier: anything above 20ºC

>74504965
FOY

why not just get a feminine gf

cold: anything below 0 to 8 degrees
mild: 8 degrees to 15 degrees
warm: 15 degrees to 22 degrees
hot: anything over 22

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don't care

No. I would just think "oh he must be picking up some food for him and his girlfriend."

Well he's right

Second Commonwealth when?

Think i might be a virgin

What do you consider patrician fellow anime lad

that was me with the guitar, i didn't like the humour

really fucking gay. you almost certainly look like a man because you never post your face. just imagining a mongy autist man face with stubble attached to this lmao

did sershlad ever post pics?
I always imagined him feminine and ready for a bumming

barley

>thigh high socks
slut

ok good cheers
that is, until i open my mouth and do the virgin-talk haha

me and the lads

>Shagged a girl I know the other day
>She has a boyfriend but said she loves me
>Have no interest in her beside sex
>She messages me non stop and sends a load of pissed off messages when I don't reply for a couple of hours

What a mistake

Don't go to a mixed school
Post more nibba

need a bf

NGE

No just say "Hello my good man. I would like one large margherite pizza for me and my girlfriend who is currently at home waiting for me to come back and have sex with her after we eat pizza."

I really want to fuck the blonde lad second on the right

think Sup Forums might have turned me bi

>miles per hour

do they move away from the mic to breathe in?

FOAN

i'm an alabama nigger and i wanna be free
hell with the naacp

Never got round to watching that because I heard there's a certain order to watch it in

Lad, I go the supermarket sometimes and buy bottles of beer on my own at 22:30

i'm fairly certain i am going to end up childless and alone

just can't see things ever working out

*slides up next to you*

flatmate was meant to take the bins out and didn't so i turned off her food boiling on the stove

*puts my hand on your thigh*

seeing lads on Sup Forums unironically made me bi desu

great, ta, just gotta memorise this and not stutter
who's a good yank?

*slides up into you*

Hate anime.

Hate nonces,

Love pints.

Not noncist, just don't like them.

based food poisoning lad

>Flatmate
>her

Do it.

might do a sex wee to this

might start posting here

defence.pk/pdf/

Because this most likely isn't you were do you find this shit? I-im not bent just wondering

>Johnny Reb rangeblocked in Germoney

shame

used to think things would never work out

pretty confident that they will now

Hate anime
Hate nonces
Love NGE
not inconsistent, NGE's just really good, simple as

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Business idea: grow magic mushrooms and buy a ton of ecstasy and learn how to enhance women's orgasms using hypnosis, and get fit and learn all kinds of sex stuff, then sell mindblowing sexual experiences to women (no fatties)

it's alright it's only veggies
she normally leaves stuff boiling for hours though so she'll come out in an hour or two and find the water's stone cold
serves her fuckign RIGHT

>who's a good yank?
me?

anime is actually good

but that looks disgusting