Look who finally came out of his cave

>Look who finally came out of his cave.
w-what say?

ha yeah thought i'd come say gday, what use up to?

Get the fuck out of my house. I don't know any of you.

Eating burritos and ice cream you fat cows. GTFO

why are you cunts loitering outside my cave?

swiggity swooty I'm comin for that booty

What are you doing? I want to play xbox on that TV so get out REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I wanna eat your taco

Where am I? Who the fuck are you? What's going on??

I'd do a 360 and go back down stairs.

since i'm not a faggot, ask them if they want to fuck. if not, watch tv with them because i'm not a rapist.

A taco party taco party

Nice.

Ooga booga. Me hear women. Me hungry. Woman make sandwich for me. Ooga booga.

i want to fuck every single one of you

tell them that they need to take care of their bodies, consume more fiber and vitamins, and less fats and sugars.

Who's cave am I coming in first?

Nice socks.
Did you get them from the toilet stoar?

I dunno if those tacos are funky or if it's just the smell of your vaginns, but something is giving me a chub.

immediately rush up and start sucking on their titties

Just in time to grab a taco and make fun of whatever insipid rom-com you whores are watching.

Imagine coming out of your room and seeing them all frozen exactly as in the picture. Just staring at you.

>My dicks a coke and MD infused lolly pop

And after that those bitches would be swinging from my dick.

White girls love coke and molly

say something like "well if you're gonna be like that, I'll make an entrance. hold on"

walk around, play song on phone

c-c-c-oming out of my cave and I've been doing just fine, gotta gotta gotta be down because I want it all

fuck whoever sings along. one of them will, it's the laws of groups of white girls/

Look at you boorish hogs. Eating tacos around the television like a cluster of fetid migrants.

You're a 6/10, combined. I wouldn't poke any of you for all the riches in Christendom. Capiche?

Oh look who's getting fatter again? Unlike you all, I pay the bills in this home so don't start any bullshit with me. And yeah, I've had a long day

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>Several moments of searching for the song pass. Girls already moved on to some other shit.
>Start awkwardly singing along to a song on your cellphone
> "Oh, I remember this song."
>"Y-yeah. I changed the words to "coming out of my cave"
> "Oh. Coool."

Best and only logical answer in this thread tbh