Hey dear perverts

hey dear perverts,

this is Kinnat of Kælan Mikla (legendary icelandic gloomy poetic post punk) fame.

The girls need money to record a new album with proper equipment in a proper studio so please consider supporting us on bandcamp:

kaelanmikla.bandcamp.com/

also we will to a small mini tour in germany to raise some money and we will play all shows topless
if you like what you see dont be shy we suck dick for money after the show so just approach us

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youtube.com/watch?v=z7LJa5Byfbc
youtube.com/watch?v=gRtmtfevvJU
kinnat.com/
youtu.be/YejQGCLw2AE?t=660
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

from the last topless show

watch us perform here:

youtube.com/watch?v=z7LJa5Byfbc

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don't let us down guys !!!

>Neva bin dun befo

Yeah nah fuck your artistic phase and fuck off completely. The world doesn't need anymore ket heads

meanie!

Which one of us do you think is the hottest?

nyaa I'm the hottest clearly

Whoever is taking the photo

3. dem titties

So you're hookers that want free money?

no, we're artists but Kælan Mikla will suck dicks if thats what it takes..

big boobs aren't everything ya know

Blonde is literally the worst of a bad bunch

ok I admit maybe its a little breast envy (but noch much!!!)

whaaaat why??

The whole lot is just a bad cliche. You could buy these girls for some coke and MD. There is nothing worth while about any of them.

Why don't you guys go on chaturbate. You will be able to do two things; collect money and make you good promotion. All you have to do is pose naked and play whatever kind of music you girls are playing.

If you do that, i'll donate for sure just drop the link

How much would you be willing to donate? do you think its faster money than sucking dicks after liveshows?

but we're really taleneted musicians...and artists
just listen to this:
youtube.com/watch?v=gRtmtfevvJU

or look at my art:

kinnat.com/

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hey u wanna rate my cock?

sure, bring it on

Post more nudes ffs

Hi girls, how can i donate to the cause? And will you cum/come to my shithole country of Serbia? I'll make you rich i promise.

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you can buy stuff on our bandcamp in the OP

maybe next tour

Bait you tards

do it

0/10 whiteboi

its fucking huge amazing

do you have like problems witht he blood flow to the head when you get an erection??

lol thanks, but no, never :)

which cities in germany ur going to visit?

aaaaaaand there it is!
>falling for the bait

tits/timestamp or GTFO

Berlin, Leipzig, Dresden, Munich, Stuttgart, Hamburg are planned so far

>googles cities i Germany.... then wades through forever.

too bad, not frankfurt
i would have visit you for a bj!

has any girl ever complained that its too big? I'm not sure I could handle it...

a few, but most i've found are excited to try it. getting head can be a problem but it's still incredibly enjoyable.

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DO IT

God damnit when did Sup Forums lost its sense of reality. Fuckin sjw ruining everything tryin to get attention of someone who's probably a nigger posting pics of an aidetic slav girl

get in touch if you can organize something between 27.09 and 21.10 !!

just curoius: which one of us would you ask for a bj? :D

is it still summer

its super exciting but me and Laufey both couldn't take the whole shaft I guess... ._.

far right

obviously the fat one

Timestamp?

in the mouth?

timestamp?

Tits or gtfo

yeah I dont think either of us could swallow the whole thing

anal would be a challenge too for me

This is obviously bait and not the band themselves. Timestamps or face and pussy pictures. Must not give into hot nordic synth post punk thots who suck cock for cash. Fuck.

sólveig is a cuty ^^

its the boobies isnt it?

I dont know I'd rather make some cash without undressing on the internet but if it pays off maybe we'll do it...

What is this juvenile psychology dude? it never works. the internet is whatever you want it to be.

> never works

How long have you been here?

You girls sure like cock dont you?

no it's the fact she is the most attractive, the other two look malnourished. her tits are pretty sweet though.

How much for a foursome with me and all three girls after a show? And after that i get my dick sucked by each and cum into each mouth? Will 500 euro do? Take any picture if it's ok.

we like cash more than cocks but cocks arent so bad ahahaha

Exactly. Don't give the attention whores what they want unless they can actually prove they are who they claim to be.

I dunno what you get out of pretending that some lonely wanker is actually the icelandic band he's claiming he is. Surely you have better use of your time, even by Sup Forums standards. If you encourage this kind of shitposting you are literally part of the cancer that's killing Sup Forums.

You would've known this if you bothered to lurk more before posting, kthnx.

long enough to know for sure new friend.
fuck off prodding I can't be arsed fighting.

Nahh, I bet if you where with me right now You would love my cock more then anything. How much?

You're obviously somewhat new if you never heard of people posting written timestamps to prove they're not bullshitting...

you want hard facts? go see Alex Jones and stop fucking about on a fantasy board you dopey fuck.

Long enough and you are still taking sides with the attention whores? You are the cancer

we're actually four girls:
Kinnat (me + Laufeys sister), Sólveig, Laufey and Margrét so technically you could have a fantastic fivesome

we charge 20€ for a blowjob +10€ for swallowing/cumming in the mouth

we only do penetration if we trust you/think you're sexy though

Since you don't mind posing topless, how about a date and timestamp with a "hey Sup Forums" written on tits with a marker. It'd be a small thing to ask and verify your identity.

Aww, did wittle baby get upset because I called him a wanker?

its called bein skinny tzzzzzzz

i never said that you little testosterone. stop looking for a fight baby cakes I'm not interested.

Found the Alex Jones

yeah, not having shitty tats is a lot higher on the list

we charge 20€ for a blowjob per person +10€ for swallowing but that thing IS interesting though...

Your the incurable disease spreading from newfag to newfag and I'm not taking sides am I? stupid.

You faggots, ask them for pussy pics, don't fight in this thread, who knows when we'll get a chance like this? I want to fuck these little nordic girls.

what? no. obviously not, i am male therefore i wank. whats more to be said? you are too a wanker, no?

dunno what's funnier. the cunts actually believing this shit or the guys arguing about why "tits or gtfo" is a thing

total meanie lol

What is interesting?

Do these girls really blow their fans if they're able to get back stage?

Shining light on your lies isn't the same as picking a fight. If you're gonna post bullshit and pretend to be an oldfag when you're not (lol?) you can and should expect people to call you out for said bullshit. Stop being so insecure and actually respond to our arguments instead of crying about how everyone is out to get you, wtf.

tl;dr contraty to your earlier claim timestamps actually works. Contrary to your latter claim you haven't been here long enough if you unironically believe your first one.

Stop taking the attention whores side without proof like some post 2010-newfag you wannabe.

I hope so.

No. OP is a male fan trying to drum up shit under his girl band crush. It's sad, he really wants us to raid them.

And here I thought that this type of crap only came from art/music schools in NYC. This is like an Icelandic version, I guess.

When people say sex sells, they don't mean that you should go and actually have sex for money.

I didn't like the stuff you posted here at all (the videos looked almost like college projects), but youtu.be/YejQGCLw2AE?t=660 wasn't too bad.

not mean, just honest, tats/piercings are a huge turn off
how am I sposed to fuck you in the mind if yo shit's already fucked up?

I'm not referring to body shape, I'm referring to skin condition. fat people can be malnourished too you know bud

Someone should ask them on their facebook account.

There are no nordic chicks in this thread you thirsty virgin. It's just some douche wanking over the attention you newfags are giving him.

Damn it. There goes my hope.

What thing? You mean my cannon?

The fact that you don't see that he's obviously baiting and kidding is hilarious.

Yeah, Its pretty interesting.

oh my god you are a fucking loser.
just read that fucking post and realise what your life is.
shiiiit

Nope, I'm having sex with my wife. Enjoy your chronic wanking if it prides you so.

You know, in non-loser circles being a wanker isn't something to take pride in.

Still, they are icelandic. It probably wouldn't hurt to try. I hear the chicks in iceland behave like men, as in they go hunting for the opposite sex. Actually we should just descend upon iceland in horde form, they've been due for a millenia already, give us two weeks to turn it into tahiti.

How much money do you need? How much for a bj?

So am I, wannabe. Sup Forums is trolls trolling trolls trolling trolls.