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My last day on Sup Forums edition.

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If I order pizza do you want anything user??

yeah get me uhm whats that stuff we always used to eat when we were kids... oh yeah, pussy

yeah get me a 14 inch meat lovers thanks bud

Why?

Please don't leave señora Arbol Lief

Get out of here chang, Americans don't eat cats.

*puts a cat on the pizza*

pepperoni, canadian bacon, double pineapple, and onion bud

give me back my land

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cheese and sauce

*gives you 14 inches of meat to love*

>onions
>on pizza

>calling it canadian bacon
>not ham

I can't take it anymore.

what a disastrous OP

Me on the right, Calgary on the left.

hello spirit brother

me on the far right

*buuurp*

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get me a pizza with chicken, canadian bacon, mushrooms, roasted spinach, and green bell peppers

This American city:
>has a modern skyline with glass skyscrapers
>has a neoclassical architecture in other parts of the city
>gets significant snow every winter
>is conservative for a city its big
>has lax gun laws for a city its big
>has a non Hispanic white majority
>has many restaurants and lots of food of all kinds
This American city isn't:
>on the west coast
>Pittsburgh

ssssss, my muscles are all sore
sore from pumping iron

sssss
aaaaah!

More like Fartifornia haha

the perfect pizza consists of; peperoni, sausage, a three blend cheese, pizza sauce and grease

me too

gf just sent this

>pizza sauce
you mean tomato sauce? fucking americans

why do europeans hate themselves

drinking sum soy stuff pretty good

pizza is an American invention

pizza sauce and tomato sauce aren't the same thing you retarded moor

Denver?

The only cheese that belongs on pizza is mozzarella

We should reelect him

THE perfect pizza:

Thin crust, pizza sauce, cheese, hungarian kolbasz sausage

Is west virginia as beautiful as the Take Me Home, Country Roads song?

ah yes, denver

*pats your pizza with a napkin*

MUH DICK

GF just sent me this

thats enough ulililia

I'll fucking headbutt you for that

your 'gf' has daddy issues

Im your gf haha

Nice pussy

gf just send me this

It probably doesn't have much of an economy

who is you all's favorite 2hu?

mine is Alice

Got a Chinese ex pregnant once and she got an abortion appointment before she even told me she's preggers

Why did (you) respond

you should go to the sauna
i wish i could

Do you feel remorse?

what the fuck is a 2hu
maybe youre just ugly and she didnt want to carry your child

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weeb shit

You're an accomplice to murder.

its autism

just look at /jp/

What's the most comfy state or area?

Pic related is it for Norway.

the pacific north west and new england are comfy
also minnesota

winning look

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Implying Denver is conservative

no, it was an accident. the condom ripped
we didn't want a bebe
got a plan b after the fuc but apparently it didn't work
i blame the regulations in germany back then, you had to get a prescription for it from the doc so the wait time was probably too long. starting last year or so it's finally available otc
no she is just a smart girl
a LUMP of CELLS

¿Us or the Aztecs?

brah wheres your socks

>4500 dislikes
I will not be taking his advice

combination of both

Minnesota seem too flat and boring though?

i always wondered, are all the black spots that you seen on sidewalks gum?

>tfw no gf

How do we stop China?

minnesota isn't flat or boring
if you want flat and boring come to nebraska

its 35 celsius outside dude im barely wearing a shirt

so what?
flip flops are never excusable
you gotta rock some fly kicks

Also
>Filipino subhumans

¿Us or USA?

also california is pretty comfy
shame about the people who live there though
you
all of your colonies are trash

I'm wearing some vans, it's not that bad

strategic nuclear detonations

>tfw I am cut

That explains the USA being trash then.

But then you'll have 400 million chinese in your country

are you a jew?

speaking circumcision, i gotta get mine touched up
doctor really butchered one side

can't wait to get back to the gym buds
>rehab place that was rec'd to me says no gym for first couple weeks
shant be going there i reckon

i just wanted to buy a coke

where from?

I wish I was a fat autistic dicator with nukes and sexy korean women on my dick every day

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>Can't afford $900 EpiPen this month
>Insurance won't pay for it
>Have to just go without it, possibly will die if I need it

lmao go USA

go to canada

>voy al oxxo we quieres algo?

Why the fuck is it saying that I am not attaching pictures?

Gookmoot is ruining Sup Forums again

cull the weaklings

And won't be let back in :^)

are you a phoneposter? my phone sometimes take a bit to upload the picture so if i hit post right away it wont show up

Hmmm seems like Sup Forums is broken.

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Of course.

It's gookmoot slowing down upload speeds now.

I got it to work.

Here's a classic

When I get bored I just drop pictures on this /cum/dump.

Got a bunch from Sup Forums 2013-present. 5,002 to be exact. All on my phone.

Man I've been here too long

"g"
"f"

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stop watching varg