Tell me something interesting about yourself!

Tell me something interesting about yourself!

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I solved 30 project euler problems

Can drink and vape at the same time

Do your parents know you're gay?

Only 30? What an IDIOT

jk what are those

Dank af dude

Google it, what about you op?

I did, I was just hoping to further the conversation with the question :(

I can play drums, is that interesting?

Masons owe me 85 bucks.
British queen owes me around 100 bucks.

i'm a regional director of IT and have no formal education. it's probably because of my large penis.

So little? You can't blackmail them over that yo

Did you fuck the owner? Gimme the deets

well, i don't talk to random internet people with stupid chinese cartoons

Does this form please you more, master?

naw nigga, just kinda fell into it. started in IT at 20, i'm now 30. it's one of those situations where boss-man is like "yo, you're ready for this"

i'm totally not ready for it.

Well obviously they believe in you so you did something right

Keep it up!

Buuuuuuuuuump

Bump

Bump
Hey, OP.
Are you starting some kind of club?

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I've never seen anime

Prob less that 1 second gap between this 2 posts, kinda awesome

Me neither, op ur a dude right?

I'm not OP but I am yes

4ch wouldn't let me post

Yes, I'm starting some kind of club. A cult. Unitology

What a LEGEND

Yessir.

should I watch it?

One of my photographs was published in 2600.

Where you guys from? Im form argentina

I plan on killing myself this month

Would you mind posting it?

I have webbed fingers and toes which got me barred from competitive swimming.

I have two dick holes and usually the piss streams merge into one (meaning I piss super fucking fast) but occasionally they split and piss goes fucking everywhere

How?

I've got mirror touch synesthesia

livestream it

I'm not, but I'm also not op.

Pics
Wuts dat?

Dear god no.

In what now?

Californiyay

Don't do it man, you have so much to live for etc.

You're so much more hydrodynamic man

Have you put a fork in them?

I have the biggest eyebrows in the world

I'm a novelist.

She said interesting not lame
Good, stay that way.
From america but both east/west coast move between the two a lot.
That doesn't sound fun, you can't eat if you are dead.
What dat?
I don't know I've seen pretty big ones

I hold the world record for the lowest amount of times I've had sex
>inb4 0
It's -1

hanging

OH MY GOD DUDE IT'S A GIRL I MUST NOW WHITE KNIGHT THE SHIT OUT OF HER I LOVE YOU GURL

prove it

A good one?

How does one have negative sex?

Things that I see I can slightly feel. Like when someone scratches their back or cheek I get a similar feel

FUCK

Cool
I like those digits, are you actually diagnosed?

Damn man. You're a cool guy

Kinda stupid quints tbh.

>In what now?
2600 The Hacker Quarterly is a magazine for and about hackers.

Proof

That's pretty neat, what was the photo of?

Bruh, I've seen worse

this is my face

Yeah the test is simple as shit, not hard to diagnose

Yume doesn't deserve her own show. They should have just did a 5th season and went back to Ichigo.

How did you manage to shave the left side of your face and not the left?

Your eyebrow game is weak muh dude, I know an eceleb with bigger.
youtu.be/5iHIka_IYc8?t=16
You should watch what you eat more, greasey and fatty foods are bad for you and cause all those pimples, additionally it's why you have such puffy cheeks.

Cool eyes though

i'm diagnosed with asperger syndrome and it's sad that that's the most (((interesting))) thing i can think of about myself

It was a photo of a distinctive pay phone.

I think you're okay tho

And why did it win? Did they give any commentary?

>I didn't know I could sing until i was 19.
>Always shy till 18 y/o
>never sung out loud because fear of being told something rude.
>Now I love to sing
>Girls I meet finish finding out I can sing
>I sing what they like (Ed sheeran and shit)
>They like it
>Pussy gets wet
>I get pussy
>I am happy
>No more a shy faggot
>No more a virgin

>Girl also love that I can cook and do other shit
>They love it
>More pussy for this user
>This user is happier now

i have ligamentous laxity

Cheers user, im happy for you
Whats that?

Good job dude, you run with that natural talent

Oh god that sounds horrible...

What color fidget spinner do you have? Mines blue
Now you need to work on song writing and you are set, that or just join a band who needs a vocalist. If you are good at something always get paid to do it, or something like that.

My eyebrows are bigger than his

Yeah, it is. Didn't think the thread would still be going.

"If you are good at something never do it for free" Is the saying I believe.

I want to fuck my mother. there i said it....

Same

Why?

I got a fidget spinner shaped like a revolver chamber in Turkey 2 and a half months ago just for the novelty of having a fidget spinner vaguely shaped like a gun part
I don't really find any enjoyment with it

Seek professional help

it means i can hyper-extend most joints in my body.

I cant play basketball (most sports actually) because its very easy to break a bone and such.

I could be a contortionist if i trained to do so, but nah.

Finland :DDDDDD

When I was about 10 I woke up and farted the tune of 'Sweet, Sweet Fantasy Baby' by Mariah Carey.

>never do it for free
but always do it for fun. people over look that.

CHECKED

I don't know his seemed bigger, guess we'd have to get you side by side.
Either way no need to be conscious about it, if you really dislike it you could get them plucked to be all pretty. It's not that odd my old boss use to get his done often and he was a married man to a female (girl).
Well does she want to fuck you?
Sounds neat. I bought into it jsut to try it cause I refuse to hate things that are popular and always try it before you hate it. I don't understand how they got popular but don't understand the hate, play with it occasionally for about 5 mins while in loading screens or watching youtube and then forget it for a week.

What can you tell me about the education system?
Fuck thats cool

Can't think of anything

Thank you!

Thank you too, gotta take advantage of what we have

Im a baritone, so I have to train it more. I love writing poetry and I play guitar for 8 years now. Im focusing in my photography now. But I'll take it in mind. thank you :3

benis :D

...

>female (girl)
As opposed to a female (boy)?

Well as long as you remember the four chords to be famous you are good. youtube.com/watch?v=JdxkVQy7QLM
Or alternatively
youtube.com/watch?v=oOlDewpCfZQ
It's a shitty meme that started when some guy asked for a female (guy) gf, something like that.

Some deep psychosexual Freudian shit. I do see a councelor for depression, and I've told her. It's more common than people will admit. I dont like actually want that fantasy to come into fruition, its more like... my fetish. My mom is a very attractive person too so i guess i would like to, but not really.

mom looks like pic related if not better.

I have three friends. Not really all that interesting, but I'm proud of it.

I can play 8 instruments. I suck at them, but I can play.

My grandfather recently passed away.

I have stomach ulcers, despite not being a drinker.

I'm 20 years old.

I'm looking for a job.

I'm posting in a thread.

That's about it. There's more, but I'm too lazy to post everything.

Yeah it's pretty nice, fairly heavy too

Oh. Apologies for not getting the reference, I haven't been keeping up on memes.

I do creative writing as a hobby. The world in which it takes place has an entire history, religion, cultures, and even a worldwide language I am inventing.
Yep. I am coming up with an actual, complete, grammatically complex language. Because fuck D&D just changing the letters of the alphabet to look "elfy" or "dwarfy"

4 chords that made a million, eh?

youtube.com/watch?v=U6VGR-7mW90

Huh. What did your counselor say?

Are they good friends?

but you just did

my left hand thumb bends at a near perfect 90 degree angle and i use it as a protractor dB-)

Very good friends. And I love them very much.

Even though I don't find Fidget Spinners interesting, that one would be dope to have

It's fine, tons of memes and shit I don't get either.
Things are rampant these days, like aids.
That actually looks really neat, and anything thats ehavy is always more fun to play with.
four chords best way to fame, just add in some slightly nonsensical but can be interpreted as deep lyrics and you are on the road to fame.

Yeah, the 4 chords thing is real. Many artist that are really lazy use them, they just change the strumming or the melody

Is aids actually rampant?

Are you that trap from some circlejerk that I can't remember right now by the way?

I'm glad. You have a good thing going.

Just mumble rap lmao

Do you have friends?

I have people that care about me, I consider them friends