Foreigner insults you in broken german

>foreigner insults you in broken german

Affen Suppe als Delikatesse

that's correct tho

ey verpiss disch du Opfa

9/10

>it's another thread where Americans try to say a few words in German

Du hast einum kleiner penich.

moving in with my german gf in 3 weeks, what can i expect as a 24 year old british man? how badly will native germans hate me

mortingen strasse das kaput dunkoff xDDDDDD

Things that will trigger the natives autism: small guide

talking about politics (+ butthurt points if you are EU sceptic), talking about the war (+ butthurt points if you think hitler was right), talking about soccer (+ butthurt points if you think your nations team is better)

thanks friend, seems like i should be able to fit in just fine then. also to anyone who says german is an easy language to learn for english speakers you must be fucking joking.. either that or im a gigantic retard (very plausible)

also don't expect people to speak fluent english.
the polls are a meme. average german can't hold a simple conversation in english.

Its not. German is a shitty, overly xomplicated language. I took it for 4 years and all i can say is my favorite color.
Meinum leiblingsfarve sint weiss

yeh my gf already warned me about that, been trying to learn the basics in german but i fear i may be a lost cause. hopefully between my broken german and their broken english we might just be able to make something work

White isn't a color reeeeeee

i quite like the language but i highly doubt i'll ever be able to speak it fluently, my personal favourites are 'krankenwagen' and 'schmetterling' something oddly satisfying about those two words

Weiss ist einum farve, dumbkopf. Ich bin ein experten in das velt auf farvenstudieren

>foreigner insults you
>say "I know"

Sorry, I don't speak hitler

>tfw walk outside and a giant smelly black man screams at me for money

a female friend of mine is there as an exchange student
pls be nice to her shes a pretty good person

*teleports behind her*

*leaves DNA sample at the crime scene*