>get really pissed off playing games today >turn my music way the fuck up >i have a retarded trap playlist that has shit like isis remixes >later my dad is casually strolling to my front door >we hate each other >live in the same city but i dont speak to him >im in my underwear >chuck a bathrobe on and head for the door >hes slamming on it >immediately screaming at me about isis and me being a nazi fuck >pushes me the fuck over, i slam my head into the door frame >he goes straight into my room >i run in and he's ripped my laptop out >kicks me as i try to stop him >im weak as shit >screams hes taking it to the police station >my mom called him saying im playing isis songs >being the retarded fuckstick he is this happens
this was an hour ago, honest what the fuck do I do, my laptop is full of loli hentai and god knows what else I will literally get my shit kicked in going to his house if he hasnt brought it in already
Ryan Anderson
neat-o
Luis Wilson
bahahahaha user you golden fuck, listen there's no way they can use the laptop for anything it's stolen that's not the way evidence works. worst case they use your father's testimony as justification for a search but realistically the cops don't give a fuck about your cp or your terrorist sympathies
Grayson Richardson
Well he illegally confiscated it so the evidence might doesn't matter. Just say he stole it from you and you get your laptop back and have the option of pressing charges. And stop being a weeaboo faggot and grow up.
Luis Harris
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Jose Allen
Kek. Why is your first instinct to post this on /b?
Logan King
LPT: Stop jacking to loli and get a fucking girlfriend. You probably won't get in any serious trouble as long as you don't have any legit cp or something. but fix yourself. Go to a bar and make a friend or something damn
Luis Howard
Call ISIS a bunch of sandniggers and call your parents dumb for not understanding your taste in remix music and overreacting. Nobody will suspect you then inshallah
Nathan Bell
dis^
Henry Hernandez
Who else was he going to ask? His parents?
Ayden Russell
loli hentai is legal you're good
William Young
I kek'd
Joshua Allen
There is usually one or two posters that have great advice.
Tyler Foster
Why the fuck would you blast that shit? Are you stupid?
Bentley Harris
i dont even want the police involved. should i go first? what do i even say?
Michael Wilson
>honest what the fuck do I do Now I know you're going to think I'm joking or being edgy, but I assure you that I'm not: kill yourself, faggot.
Easton Taylor
>retarded father >retarded son
Genetics, gentlemen!
Carter Moore
You are right and here is one of the potential one or two:
Christopher Reyes
call the cops he kicked your ass weak ass you aint getting it bavk but the cops will send his ass to jail then get your shit together
Joshua Collins
>screams hes taking it to the police station >i dont even want the police involved. should i go first? what do i even say? HE'S GOING TO THE POLICE STATION NUMB NUTS
Nathan Martin
fucking faggot, just dont have loli porn you pedo degenerate
Luke Diaz
>i have a retarded trap playlist that has shit like isis remixes Kill yourself.
Matthew Harris
You live in the same city so he went into your house with no permission? Call the cops. No way that's legal. Especially beating the shit out of you in your own home
Jack Taylor
What a neo-reactionary fuckwit
Alexander Hernandez
Call the police and tell them that your father stole your laptop and physically assaulted you. Pretty easy. Your situation might suck ass, but it's a pretty easy call to the police.
Nolan James
Yea go as soon as possible to the police, calmly but firmly make a point that your laptop has been stolen by your crazed father and that he said he is taking it to them. They deal with this type of stupidity on a daily basis. Tell them you don't want drama and don't want to press charges and you just want your laptop back. They might understand and just help you, but if he has done something against a state law in the process that isn't against you they might charge him with something, but that's going to happen anyway.
Cooper Foster
This.
Thomas Jackson
While you're at it, get restraining order. That'll teach his ass.
Kevin Cook
Sorry, but it's so bait
Asher James
OP here i know everyone said call the cops but i managed to convince my stupid mom by telling her i'd kill myself in jail straight away. she just called my dad and stopped him but he's still mad as fuck.
It's 98 normal remixes and a couple allahu akbar songs, I didn't even think about it.
i swear its not though, or at least its suspect as fuck
Jayden Richardson
>i know everyone said call the cops but i managed to convince my stupid mom by telling her i'd kill myself in jail straight away. Now the bait is obvious. Either that or you're literally autistic.
Brody Long
Are you retarded? Evidence is only inadmissable if it was illegally seized by the police. It is perfectly admissable if turned in by a third party, even if stolen. There has even been successful prosecutions when a thief has turned in cp laptops.
Nathaniel Nguyen
You're fucked. The laptop is stolen so it is technically admissable in a court as evidence. Better hope he didn't really go to the cops.
Kevin Gray
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Ayden Price
dumb. they'll just say it's a civil matter and tell op to sue like the faggot he is.
Evan Perez
Livestream it
Grayson Collins
Wow your dad is a piece of shit lol. Have fun being killed in a fema camp looooool.