I actually fucked up

I actually fucked up.

>get really pissed off playing games today
>turn my music way the fuck up
>i have a retarded trap playlist that has shit like isis remixes
>later my dad is casually strolling to my front door
>we hate each other
>live in the same city but i dont speak to him
>im in my underwear
>chuck a bathrobe on and head for the door
>hes slamming on it
>immediately screaming at me about isis and me being a nazi fuck
>pushes me the fuck over, i slam my head into the door frame
>he goes straight into my room
>i run in and he's ripped my laptop out
>kicks me as i try to stop him
>im weak as shit
>screams hes taking it to the police station
>my mom called him saying im playing isis songs
>being the retarded fuckstick he is this happens


this was an hour ago, honest what the fuck do I do, my laptop is full of loli hentai and god knows what else
I will literally get my shit kicked in going to his house if he hasnt brought it in already

neat-o

bahahahaha user you golden fuck, listen there's no way they can use the laptop for anything it's stolen that's not the way evidence works. worst case they use your father's testimony as justification for a search but realistically the cops don't give a fuck about your cp or your terrorist sympathies

Well he illegally confiscated it so the evidence might doesn't matter. Just say he stole it from you and you get your laptop back and have the option of pressing charges. And stop being a weeaboo faggot and grow up.

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Kek.
Why is your first instinct to post this on /b?

LPT: Stop jacking to loli and get a fucking girlfriend. You probably won't get in any serious trouble as long as you don't have any legit cp or something. but fix yourself. Go to a bar and make a friend or something damn

Call ISIS a bunch of sandniggers and call your parents dumb for not understanding your taste in remix music and overreacting.
Nobody will suspect you then inshallah

dis^

Who else was he going to ask? His parents?

loli hentai is legal you're good

I kek'd

There is usually one or two posters that have great advice.

Why the fuck would you blast that shit? Are you stupid?

i dont even want the police involved. should i go first? what do i even say?

>honest what the fuck do I do
Now I know you're going to think I'm joking or being edgy, but I assure you that I'm not: kill yourself, faggot.

>retarded father
>retarded son

Genetics, gentlemen!

You are right and here is one of the potential one or two:

call the cops he kicked your ass weak ass you aint getting it bavk but the cops will send his ass to jail then get your shit together

>screams hes taking it to the police station
>i dont even want the police involved. should i go first? what do i even say?
HE'S GOING TO THE POLICE STATION NUMB NUTS

fucking faggot, just dont have loli porn you pedo degenerate

>i have a retarded trap playlist that has shit like isis remixes
Kill yourself.

You live in the same city so he went into your house with no permission? Call the cops. No way that's legal. Especially beating the shit out of you in your own home

What a neo-reactionary fuckwit

Call the police and tell them that your father stole your laptop and physically assaulted you. Pretty easy. Your situation might suck ass, but it's a pretty easy call to the police.

Yea go as soon as possible to the police, calmly but firmly make a point that your laptop has been stolen by your crazed father and that he said he is taking it to them. They deal with this type of stupidity on a daily basis. Tell them you don't want drama and don't want to press charges and you just want your laptop back. They might understand and just help you, but if he has done something against a state law in the process that isn't against you they might charge him with something, but that's going to happen anyway.

This.

While you're at it, get restraining order. That'll teach his ass.

Sorry, but it's so bait

OP here
i know everyone said call the cops but i managed to convince my stupid mom by telling her i'd kill myself in jail straight away. she just called my dad and stopped him but he's still mad as fuck.

It's 98 normal remixes and a couple allahu akbar songs, I didn't even think about it.

i swear its not though, or at least its suspect as fuck

>i know everyone said call the cops but i managed to convince my stupid mom by telling her i'd kill myself in jail straight away.
Now the bait is obvious. Either that or you're literally autistic.

Are you retarded? Evidence is only inadmissable if it was illegally seized by the police. It is perfectly admissable if turned in by a third party, even if stolen. There has even been successful prosecutions when a thief has turned in cp laptops.

You're fucked. The laptop is stolen so it is technically admissable in a court as evidence. Better hope he didn't really go to the cops.

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dumb. they'll just say it's a civil matter and tell op to sue like the faggot he is.

Livestream it

Wow your dad is a piece of shit lol. Have fun being killed in a fema camp looooool.