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maisie
remember, if you aren't revising, eating or exercising, you should be sleeping
maisie
Got invited to be on university challenge lads
Told them to fuck off
plymouth is actually an alright place
>wake up sometime in the middle of the night wondering when and how i got to my tent
>unroll my sleeping bag i don't even remember grabbing
>go back to sleep
>wake up a few hours later feeling hung-over as shit. still confused
>change out of my soaking wet and muddy clothes
>go back to sleep
>wake up again but don't want to get out of my tent because it's raining and i hear people outside talking and socialising
>finally get up about 10:30AM
>barely talk to anybody else there
>put away the tent
>decide to go for a quick drive into town
>instead drive an hour and a half home
>didn't even tell any of the people that i was leaving
>browse Sup Forums
been doing that last one for the past 6 hours
I'm a chechnyan, afghan, Iraqi, Syrian vet
Hate pakis
Love pints and felix
im doing all 3 right now
Thanks for reminding me user. Nighty night!
You lads ever get so much 'tism at once that your heart rate speeds up, you get hot and you start panicking about it?
n-no? me neither haha
need a bf
It all started with one guy on /r9k/ and grew from there. I guess if a single person spams cuck threads 24/7, over the course of several weeks it's enough to bind like 10 cucks to the site who were just randomly passing by. If 1 of those 10 starts spamming as well, you have a positive feedback loop and then it's just a matter of time.
Gonna do a wank when the sun goes down.
he thinks that im a cabbage
cause i hate university challenge
Who's the model
*sighs*
Wish I were pretty.
piss off you student shitebag
knock me down with a feather
clever trevor
if ever by some random act kev was in high wycombe and tim came across him i wonder how the altercation would unfold
what's up babe? x
I heard the Irish love to fight eh? Id love to fight anyone who thinks they can handle this 100% country boy. That's what they call you, the fighting Irish. Lemme show you our neck of the woods, you young squires are gonna be running back to your pot of gold, you leprechauns. I'll show you how those real country boys do it. We were raised on farm life
Raise Hell and eat cornbread yee yee
I could wreck every single one of you ITT one on one.
wish I could invoke depressed and paranoid mood. it's the only way i can feel something
I have this fit polish bird absolutely whipped for me, literally begging for my cock and to go out with me
Polish birds are easy to manipulate and control its hilarious, even the fit ones have such low self esteem
Why are all polish posts on this board nonces?
the dodos? big fan
Shan't be entertaining the yankee
doubt it tbqh
EVIL JEW
SINCERELY doubt it.
alri andy
nomblers rooooooooooooooooooo
Might go to Marlow and High Wycombe and post timestamps outside timmys
Not a single decent arse between the lot of them.
Catholic upbringing
We live similar lifestyles, us culchies and you redneck boys
no need for this provocation, keep er civil
i'm fat hairy and ugly
jdimsa
one direction songs have deeper meaning than sign of the times
exam monday and my sleeping pattern is out of whack
should probably get to bed now, get up early tomorrow, and go to bed even earlier tomorrow
or they want a passport and you're falling for their tricks you runtilian
im not sane im just pretending lol
Stop bullying a mentally ill man you cunts.
business idea: book a check up with vinay at dentalyn
They got Tim Horton's there now?
what does felix smell like?
i've fainted due to anxiety before aha
Do it
>he doesn't prepare for exams with a 36 hour non stop amphetamine fueled cramming session
font
Nah she was born here runtphibian
I can call her an ugly nasty little cunt and ignore her for a day an the next day she'll be begging for it again, she's a daycent ride too
Why would a Polish girl want an Irish passport when they're both in the EU you thick cunt
Real nigga hourz smash dat button
>me
>a normie
i wish
i'm usually too nervous before to revise
Anyone see Sup Forums threads as they're falling asleep? During that stage where you're asleep but not fully. Can even read what the posts are saying in some of them.
>hey dude Brad, Chad and I are gonna go watch a movie wanna come?
>No shirts allowed
Shea butter and love
To the English, a Yankee is an American.
To Americans, a Yankee is a Northerner.
To Northerners, a Yankee is an Easterner.
To Easterners, a Yankee is a New Englander.
To New Englanders, a Yankee is a Vermonter.
And in Vermont, a Yankee is somebody who eats pie for breakfast.
How was vodka invented by Russians and not the Irish? It's booze made from a potato FFS!
brother's bird dumped him haha
how many press ups a day to achieve those pecs?
>74512643
foy
Might kidnap Tim's bears
Look up poitin
Don't Yanksplain at him, Yank.
The Russians potatoes didn't go smelly
*blows up in your face*
just FUCKING GET AN ABORTION REEEEEEEEE
>think of shitpost
>can't be arsed typing
>can't be arsed doing anything
>feel despondant
>feel like doing a cry
they're scheming something big, and u dint recall inviting you to the conversation you interrupting mollusc. away with you.
enjoy your condom with holes in it nemarunt unless you don't believe in them. If so, give mah best to connor jnr
...
*pat*
things can only get better
knew an irish lad whose family made their own, that was some strong stuff
Some irish people are proper weird about it though, my mum's family used to give it to her when she was like 8
Awakening my pineal, lads
>favourite music: Adele, Taylor swift, One direction
>Favourite books: James Patterson
>favourite sport: Cristiano Ronaldo, Real madrid
>Favourite tv show: Dr phil, Game of Thrones
>Favourite Movies: Rogue One, Finding Dory, Captain America: Civil War
>Favourite Radio show: Howard Stern, Rush Limbaugh
:3
cute
stairs
Fuck off you plankton
What do you mean by believe in them you amoeba
I like primus and kraftwerk and talking heads and death grips
cheers tone but I don't think they will
My best mAtes da used to make it in the garden
First time I got drunk was at 12
We drank a few shots of his das poitin an were fucked not long after, thanks for the good memory
I like sugar and I like tea
But I don't like niggers
No, sirree
nah shes alri
it's just the little parasite inside her i want rid of
>TFW supper 'chad' tier name
>TFW autistic sperg
I was set up so well but I fucked it all up
suddenly remembered the time I was very drunk and twatted my brothers girlfriends handbag out of her hand
feel very embarrassed desu lads
is it Zach?
>he uses the business idea gimmick
When the devil wants to dance with you you better say never
Because a dance with the devil may last forever
Why is the rest of Sup Forums so fucking lame
Honestly cant stand the latinis especially like brazil and Argentina
hablas la lengua?
catholics and birth control don't go well together so watch yer potato chip or you'll have baby mongs to look after too you krill
Doxxable info
>just FUCKING GET AN ABORTION REEEEEEEEE
shut up you pathetic twat
no one cares just fuck off
>gif
fuck off
>her sexuality is listed as 'asexual'
>she has kids and wants more
hmmmm
that's a timezone problem, probably, but i do agree /brit/ is practically the only reason i come here
Wouldn't mind having a fit polish wife to beat, fuck and abuse
Not a fan of half polish kids
Why do normies care so much about muh healthcare
Gibs me free surgery
How about no?
little fun fact for those that keep up to date with /brit/ lore
the same lad who went on for 2 days about abortion being fine is the same lad who got his gf pregnant and she's keeping it