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Skylon edition

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maisie

remember, if you aren't revising, eating or exercising, you should be sleeping

maisie

Got invited to be on university challenge lads

Told them to fuck off

plymouth is actually an alright place

>wake up sometime in the middle of the night wondering when and how i got to my tent
>unroll my sleeping bag i don't even remember grabbing
>go back to sleep
>wake up a few hours later feeling hung-over as shit. still confused
>change out of my soaking wet and muddy clothes
>go back to sleep
>wake up again but don't want to get out of my tent because it's raining and i hear people outside talking and socialising
>finally get up about 10:30AM
>barely talk to anybody else there
>put away the tent
>decide to go for a quick drive into town
>instead drive an hour and a half home
>didn't even tell any of the people that i was leaving
>browse Sup Forums

been doing that last one for the past 6 hours

I'm a chechnyan, afghan, Iraqi, Syrian vet

Hate pakis
Love pints and felix

im doing all 3 right now

Thanks for reminding me user. Nighty night!

You lads ever get so much 'tism at once that your heart rate speeds up, you get hot and you start panicking about it?
n-no? me neither haha

need a bf

It all started with one guy on /r9k/ and grew from there. I guess if a single person spams cuck threads 24/7, over the course of several weeks it's enough to bind like 10 cucks to the site who were just randomly passing by. If 1 of those 10 starts spamming as well, you have a positive feedback loop and then it's just a matter of time.

Gonna do a wank when the sun goes down.

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he thinks that im a cabbage
cause i hate university challenge

Who's the model

*sighs*

Wish I were pretty.

piss off you student shitebag

knock me down with a feather
clever trevor

if ever by some random act kev was in high wycombe and tim came across him i wonder how the altercation would unfold

what's up babe? x

I heard the Irish love to fight eh? Id love to fight anyone who thinks they can handle this 100% country boy. That's what they call you, the fighting Irish. Lemme show you our neck of the woods, you young squires are gonna be running back to your pot of gold, you leprechauns. I'll show you how those real country boys do it. We were raised on farm life

Raise Hell and eat cornbread yee yee

I could wreck every single one of you ITT one on one.

wish I could invoke depressed and paranoid mood. it's the only way i can feel something

I have this fit polish bird absolutely whipped for me, literally begging for my cock and to go out with me

Polish birds are easy to manipulate and control its hilarious, even the fit ones have such low self esteem

Why are all polish posts on this board nonces?

the dodos? big fan

Shan't be entertaining the yankee

doubt it tbqh

EVIL JEW

SINCERELY doubt it.

alri andy

nomblers rooooooooooooooooooo

Might go to Marlow and High Wycombe and post timestamps outside timmys

Not a single decent arse between the lot of them.

Catholic upbringing

We live similar lifestyles, us culchies and you redneck boys

no need for this provocation, keep er civil

i'm fat hairy and ugly

jdimsa

one direction songs have deeper meaning than sign of the times

exam monday and my sleeping pattern is out of whack
should probably get to bed now, get up early tomorrow, and go to bed even earlier tomorrow

or they want a passport and you're falling for their tricks you runtilian

im not sane im just pretending lol

Stop bullying a mentally ill man you cunts.

business idea: book a check up with vinay at dentalyn

They got Tim Horton's there now?

what does felix smell like?
i've fainted due to anxiety before aha

Do it

>he doesn't prepare for exams with a 36 hour non stop amphetamine fueled cramming session
font

Nah she was born here runtphibian

I can call her an ugly nasty little cunt and ignore her for a day an the next day she'll be begging for it again, she's a daycent ride too

Why would a Polish girl want an Irish passport when they're both in the EU you thick cunt

Real nigga hourz smash dat button

>me
>a normie
i wish
i'm usually too nervous before to revise

Anyone see Sup Forums threads as they're falling asleep? During that stage where you're asleep but not fully. Can even read what the posts are saying in some of them.

>hey dude Brad, Chad and I are gonna go watch a movie wanna come?
>No shirts allowed

Shea butter and love

To the English, a Yankee is an American.
To Americans, a Yankee is a Northerner.
To Northerners, a Yankee is an Easterner.
To Easterners, a Yankee is a New Englander.
To New Englanders, a Yankee is a Vermonter.
And in Vermont, a Yankee is somebody who eats pie for breakfast.

How was vodka invented by Russians and not the Irish? It's booze made from a potato FFS!

brother's bird dumped him haha

how many press ups a day to achieve those pecs?

>74512643
foy

Might kidnap Tim's bears

Look up poitin

Don't Yanksplain at him, Yank.

The Russians potatoes didn't go smelly

*blows up in your face*

just FUCKING GET AN ABORTION REEEEEEEEE

>think of shitpost
>can't be arsed typing
>can't be arsed doing anything
>feel despondant
>feel like doing a cry

they're scheming something big, and u dint recall inviting you to the conversation you interrupting mollusc. away with you.

enjoy your condom with holes in it nemarunt unless you don't believe in them. If so, give mah best to connor jnr

...

*pat*

things can only get better

knew an irish lad whose family made their own, that was some strong stuff
Some irish people are proper weird about it though, my mum's family used to give it to her when she was like 8

Awakening my pineal, lads

>favourite music: Adele, Taylor swift, One direction
>Favourite books: James Patterson
>favourite sport: Cristiano Ronaldo, Real madrid
>Favourite tv show: Dr phil, Game of Thrones
>Favourite Movies: Rogue One, Finding Dory, Captain America: Civil War
>Favourite Radio show: Howard Stern, Rush Limbaugh

:3
cute
stairs

Fuck off you plankton

What do you mean by believe in them you amoeba

I like primus and kraftwerk and talking heads and death grips

cheers tone but I don't think they will

My best mAtes da used to make it in the garden

First time I got drunk was at 12

We drank a few shots of his das poitin an were fucked not long after, thanks for the good memory

I like sugar and I like tea
But I don't like niggers
No, sirree

nah shes alri
it's just the little parasite inside her i want rid of

>TFW supper 'chad' tier name
>TFW autistic sperg

I was set up so well but I fucked it all up

suddenly remembered the time I was very drunk and twatted my brothers girlfriends handbag out of her hand

feel very embarrassed desu lads

is it Zach?

>he uses the business idea gimmick

When the devil wants to dance with you you better say never

Because a dance with the devil may last forever

Why is the rest of Sup Forums so fucking lame

Honestly cant stand the latinis especially like brazil and Argentina

hablas la lengua?

catholics and birth control don't go well together so watch yer potato chip or you'll have baby mongs to look after too you krill

Doxxable info

>just FUCKING GET AN ABORTION REEEEEEEEE

shut up you pathetic twat

no one cares just fuck off

>gif
fuck off

>her sexuality is listed as 'asexual'
>she has kids and wants more

hmmmm

that's a timezone problem, probably, but i do agree /brit/ is practically the only reason i come here

Wouldn't mind having a fit polish wife to beat, fuck and abuse

Not a fan of half polish kids

Why do normies care so much about muh healthcare

Gibs me free surgery

How about no?

little fun fact for those that keep up to date with /brit/ lore
the same lad who went on for 2 days about abortion being fine is the same lad who got his gf pregnant and she's keeping it