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what if this was your wedding

let them fuck my wife

babestation

Do you believe in God and the Bible or is more of a community type thing? Honest question.

Every time I burp I think of rick and morty now

I actually had a nigger walk onto a private party once and he ended up being thrown out on his fucking arse because he couldn't understand us as we told him to fuck off. Hate non-whites.

>I will never marry
>I will die alone

This is fake though, the text messages aren't what actually happened

thing can only get better

if you don't believe in god
you are saying that you don't believe in any gods
which includes the god of Islam: alah

I'd smoke a blunt with them beforehand

I love those smaller youtube/twitch channels where they interact quite a bit with all of the fans at a good level and they do regular content outputs
very nice

Yes I would say I'm a devout Christian

Batter every one of these amoeba

very odd that your gyms use kg when everyone talks in terms of lbs/st there. the longer you lift the more familiar you'll become with the weight. I know the conversion is just x2.2 so I don't have much trouble understanding kg

>>I will never marry
good feel
>>I will die alone
bad feel

>I'd smoke a blunt with them beforehand

pretty sure most people just pretend to be christian on here because le Sup Forums contrarian

Started going completely on a whim. Distinctly remember feeling the community spirit stuff during the first mass but I felt the light of God the moment I left the church. Impossible to describe frankly. Like trying to describe love.

Can any of you pitiful fucking pathetic plankton recommend me a good documentary on conflict in the Middle East?

>I'd smoke a blunt with them beforehand

do people live in the central regions of Australia? I thought it was uninhabitable desu.

Hmmmm yes, the fabled 400 pound hacker strikes again, nothing to see here, braise mother russia

desu i think of bodyweight in kg now. I still have an idea what someone means if they refer to their weight in lbs and st though

which conflict?

Kingdom of Heaven

terrorist acts and atrocities committed in the name of god: countless

terrorist acts and atrocities committed in the name of atheism: zero

Are you taking the piss

Lebanon, Syria, Iraq, Libya, Yemen, anything

NO Palestine or Israel

where's assange?
did he get doopin mental or did the Cia get him?

why should i give a shit either way, macron is a worm and i dont really care who's leaking his shit

did a GINORMOUS poo and can hear my flatmates moving about, bet they've gone to the toilet by now and smelt it haha

who cares, macron is going to win anyway

*tips fedora*

Lol christcucks !

why would anyone be religos!

>no Israel/Palestine
why not lad? it's the most interesting one haha

Hi lads :3

literal fake news

it could have been leaked and then some russian speaker went through it and made some spelling corrects

masha'allah my muwahhid brother !

bet the religious spastics in this thread are all from northern ireland

Are you baiting or just edgy and 14 years old

>be me last summer
>standing around looking like a twat
>girl i had only met a few times before patted the seat next to her and says "come sit next to me [user]"
>actually say out loud "alri lemme just squeeze in next to [femanon]. it's a dream come true haha"
>don't say another fucking word for the 30 minute car ride back to town

that was 8 months ago and i still think about it daily.

what did she mean by this, the gf that is

I'm from NI and I'm Muslim

*invades and conquers France*

LMAO why are the French so cowardly CuCKS

WHY DIDN'T THOSE PUSSIES SUPPORT US WHEN WE OVERTREW HUSSEINFUCKING ARABS

if you check apostate muslim youtube channels all the sheeds there claim that they're actually christians trying to make muslims into atheists

>literal fake news
>it could have been leaked and then some russian speaker went through it and made some spelling corrects

If everyone followed the ten commandments the world would be an infinitely better place

good lad

then what's the real story?

the russian federation? not a fan

Not in the slightest. I get that a lot as a devout 22 year old Catholic though. Remember having a cute girl who also goes to mass every week (because her mum makes her go) ask me with genuine interest what it is about mass that I actually like. Sat for a good 3 minutes trying to think of my answer and then when I finally answered her, she smiled and said "That's weirdly nice, especially from you" and now she voluntarily goes to mass. Weird thing is, I think she's the one who put the notion of popping into a mass into my head to begin with.

likes: clinton, rick and morty, atheism
dislikes: religion, trump,

>notepad ++
>app.xml
it would have been so easy to add those in. that screenshot proves nothing

>russophobia should be your primary political motivation
>you should support a literal ex banker warmonger who's a big fan of merkel because russia doesn't like him
ah yes, neoliberalism

Can't wait for you cucks to be fuckin-

wait... that's just a fantasy...you should still fuck outta here

I could see myself doing it agnostically because I miss the community feeling of church. But you'd have to be delusional to think the Bible is God's word and should be taken literally.

Love the Russian Federation, simple as

accidentally miscegenated
happens to the best of us

The 7 Noahide Laws are all that is necessary.

Yeah you'll normally have 20kg plates that are 1lb lighter than the 45lb plates yanks uses, weird

>pitiful fucking pathetic plankton
I don't like your tone.

At least one of us is (me)

this desu
the world went downhill when people started engraving images of christ and doing exercise on sunday

oim oirish

neither

i just enjoy BTFOing religifags and hopefully educating some people along the way

Snortled and wanglechuffed at this scrabbelbopper of a post

yes but what does the russian translate to?
im not in the cia so i havent the slytest

You atheists are focusing your attention on the wrong religion.

you can't follow the ten commandments and actually worship jesus, that breaks commandments 1 & 2.

Don't worry lad I was 14 once too
you'll grow out of it eventually

hi

>yank doesn't understand the Holy Trinity
Here we go again. Someone grab us a shamrock.

she accidently got willy instead of fanny

WTF a country that big should be illegal

youtube.com/watch?v=aYDfwUJzYQg

REAL YANK POWER HOURS

Russians are panicking. First Trump turned out to have been playing 4D chess with them all along and fucked them in Syria, now Le Pen is getting beat so hard they're having to release fake news about Macron that reveals their meddling and ends up helping him.

COULD NOT FABRICATE

thanks father, i love god now
terrorist apologist

A potentially good thread, ruined yet again by Brits and Yanks.

christians don't understand it either
It's literally incomprehensible and meaningless

might do a quick howl at christcucks' expense

Agree whole heartedly

why do dumb people think that corbyn not being willing to press the big red button will lead to us getting nuked?

Went to their show once, pretty nice

nice one

christianity is getting absolutely destroyed itt holy shit

if my detection skills are right, that's cassidy klein at the back

do people here actually have lives that revolve around religion, whether they're athiests or not? don't give a single think about it at all because I'm not insecure

What are some of your favourite classic /brit/ arguments of times gone by?

Mine:

>Don't eat oven pizza because it has fake cheese
>Does a margarita pizza need to have basil
>At the end of the day should pint pulling ability affect effect your chances of being prime minister?
>Which is the second city. Rorkechester, birmingsheed or radical Edinburgh?
>The lad who had the same argument every single day for around a month about Hitler conquering Danzig

Because that's how MAD works

hey

70% of the population lives on the coastal capital cities

The largest inland city is Canberra with 500K, but then it goes downhill to 120K as the next largest.

Alice Springs is right in the centre and has a pop of 25K

same. I only ever think about religion when someone mentions it on Sup Forums. couldn't give less of a shit
t. agnostic

>slavs
>saviours of the white race
Ummmmm they're not even white for a start sweaty :) x

>>The lad who had the same argument every single day for around a month about Hitler conquering Danzig

One of the biggest displays of autism I've seen here

thoughts on uma delicia gimmick? most brazilians actually seem to be enjoying it

I could hide both of your "countries" inside of mine and nobody would ever know

>oven pizza
as opposed to?

>if I don't understand it then nobody does
What a strange post.