Why didn't you become a pilot?

[James Peterson]

Why didn't you become a pilot?

[Isaac Miller]

eyesight

That and a complete lack of motivation to do anything.

[Colton Miller]

Holy shit, did I come here and post this and then forget I did?

[Jonathan Jones]

My real passion is not smashing into the ground at high speeds.

[Tyler Miller]

lay off the peyote

[John Ortiz]

My real passion is smashing into your mom at high speeds

[Alexander Price]

Good, she could use some action

[Dominic Foster]

judging by the line outside her door. she gets plenty

[Liam Long]

colourblind

[Jacob Peterson]

Excellent news, I haven't been home in awhile. I'll have to congratulate her.