/180/: CORAL UK OPEN FINALS DAY

The PDC waves goodbye to Butlins Minehead until November today with the last day of the UK Open. With the absence of Michael van Gerwen, the tournament has had quite an odd atmosphere around it but has not been short of action and drama. All but one of the eight quarter-finalists have had wins on the PDC circuit, yet only two of them have picked up a major.

The first last 8 clash is between Belgium's Kim Huybrechts and the well-travelled Alan Norris. Waffleboy survived a last leg shootout with Joe Cullen to make it to his first UK Open quarter final while Chuck had Michael Smith's mental implosion to thank as he coasted through to just his second PDC major QF.

A quite unfashionable clash follows with Stoke dab sensation Ian White against Welsh roidlet cunt Gerwyn Price. Diamond made his seventh major QF with a simple victory over the unknown Martin Lukeman, and Iceman has some more Twitter fuel as he did what neither Gary Anderson nor Adrian Lewis could and ended Paul Hogan's dream run. There's only one desired winner from this and it isn't Price.

Our first major winner takes to the main stage as Australia's Simon Whitlock plays Northern Ireland's Daryl Gurney. The 2012 European champion has a recent resurgence of form and was 2nd place on the UK Open Order of Merit, winning two qualifiers in the process. Superchin has never won a PDC ranking event, so it would be some achievement for a major to be his first.

Then, the big match of the afternoon with #1 seed Peter Wright against Raymond van Barneveld. Barney is the only UK Open winner left, having won it on two occasions in 2006 and 2007, but to overcome the Clown will require him to rekindle the magic that saw him be so successful back then. Snakebite should win the tournament today, and a failure to do so would be devastating for him.

Coverage starts at 12:45pm UK time on ITV4. The quarter-finals are the best of 19 legs (first to 10) while the semi-finals and final are best of 21 legs (first to 11).

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>Afternoon session (12:45pm - 5:00pm)
Quarter Finals (best of 19 legs [first to 10])

>Fixtures
Kim "Husband of Dana" Huybrechts v Alan "Walker, Yeovil Ranger" Norris
Ian "Three litres of Diamond" White v Gerwyn "Gurning" Price
STRAYA v Daryl "Sweet C4-line" Gurney
Snakeshite v Barney

>Evening session (7:00pm - 11:00pm)
Semi Finals (best of 21 legs [first to 11])
Final (best of 21 legs [first to 11])

>Finals day preview
pdc.tv/news/article/1ntiix60isivt13p2t1tjf3i9x/title/coral-uk-open-finals-day

>Day two review
pdc.tv/news/article/1ga4eb0rrezlx1ga7q9tnjbpvw/title/coral-uk-open-day-two

/wizard/

The final is gonna be a chokefest the likes we havent seen in a few years.

Best case scenario: Norris, White, Whitlock, RVB.
Worst case scenario: Kimbo, Price, Gurney, Clown

If Wright doesn't win today, he will never be a major. Colin Montgomerie of darts.

>The Big Fish Off

Thanks ITV4

And we're on now.

I think a failure to win this would completely ruin him.

REMOVE KIM

Norris/Gurney final, Norris to win. Put the bank on it.

>that feeling when Norris would have won a PDC major earlier than Bunting despite switching a year later

>Chipmunk jobbing already

well fuck

DAT HUGE 160 FROM CHUCK

BIG FINISH

DAT 160

>norris

>the state of this leg

>taking a break from the tournament for a quick match of Around the Clock

Great to see.

NORRIS NO

That recovery from Chuck after the fuckup on 9!

D9, 3, D2

Perfect set-up.

NORRIS YES GET IN

disgusting

THAT KIMBO 130

D A M N

CHIPMUNK NOT LYING DOWN

Wonderful bull start 90 from Chuck to break yet again.

Does Chipmunk have a chest tattoo? I keep seeing glimpses of something but im not sure if its ink or unruly hamster fur

Looks like it.

Doesnt suprise me desu

>Chunk

>Choke Norris

I believe

Kim "BDO Killa" Huybrechts

>59, 41, 60

Fuck sake Chuck

no, ogre

Norris has completed switched off.

>Kimmy

W E W

...or not.

Last leg decider.

>NORRIS
WHAT A FUCKING BOTTLEJOB

lmao

NORRIS NORRIS NORRIS NORRIS NORRIS NORRIS

CHUCK YOU BEAUTY

CHIPMUNK SHOOK AS FUCK

>kimbo jobber
laughing_bearded_man.jpg

Leg of the tournament

>Chipmunks

You can now be relieved since chipmunk will not win a major today.

Or ever.

that feel

This will suck unless Price gets humiliated

...

We need the power of #DiamondDab

ice ice baby

>Human branch of Wickes is now being introduced as "King of the Dab"

Come on Diamond

absolute madman

...

>Stoke """""""cuisine"""""""

/ourguy/

Looks like someones had a dab on that

>26
>gurning

Price very lucky there.

What's the story behind White making the final of the 1997 resurrected News of the World final in seemingly his first contest on a major stage, then vanishing from darts completely for another eight years before starting an attempt at a pro-career?

>7 (seven)
>dabmond

>being such a cunt that you are actually supporting ian white

Might have been similar to Peter Wright's 13 year absence between his appearance at Lakeside and a full time career in the PDC: didn't think he was good enough.

>Price is going to win this
Ah shit.

When will they learn?

We could have a UK Open last 4 with a player from each part of the UK (England, Wales, NI, Scotland).

Pretty neat.

>Ian White averaging 106.5
>doesn't look exciting at all

>clear shot at tops
>5

>WHITE

>Diamond choking like fuck

>Ian shite

What the fuck was that?

>this is madness
no this is sparta

White is so fearful of making a major semi-final he's shaking more than Wobblester at the oche.

AHAHAHAHAH

>DABMOND
AHAHAHAHA

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA FAIR PLAY TO THE MANLET

Fucking hell

>THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF THE DABBER

HOLY FUCKING SHIT

Possibly one of the best finishes ive ever seen

wtf I love pri-
nah

Dab-acle

GOD FUCKING DAMNIT

>so terrified of breaking your quarter-final duck you start chucking shit all over the place and shake like a bitch
>bottle away a leg to win by trying to go for T16 with 66 left
>get down to 20 after 12 darts in deciding leg
>first dart
>D15
>opponent hits 160 to win

>THE STOKE DABBING SENSATION OF IAN "HUMAN BRANCH OF WICKES" WHITE
FOREVER A FLOOR JOBBER

>Is it a bird? Is it a plane, No, it's Superchin
wew

COME ON SIMON

australian_national_anthem.mp3

Alexa, please play "Australian national anthem" on Spotify.

>9 hours for that

I know a black lady who'd do it in under an hour so long as you pay her in cash and weed

>whitlock can't finish episode ;_;

A message from Autism: twitter.com/MvG180/status/838104476472991746
>Field is wide open at the U.K. Open. Who you think is gona win? Interesting one. Good luck to all players left in tournament

>shitlock

>Shitcock

>I am current playing with Lego briksh and Daphne is serving me Leyland paint #delishoush

BIG 161 FROM WHITLOCK