Sup Forums I need help, my ex invited me over to talk and I accepted. >She has a large collection of bloody knives >There's edgy shit written all over her walls (pic related) >Her room is a fucking trash pile >And I think that when I went to piss she hid my keys
If shit gets any worse, I may need one of you to call the police, will post address then. I cannot let her think i am texting family or friends or this may go south real quick.
I drove here in a gold sable, and am 6 ft blonde and decently heavy set
Make sure somebody you know's aware of where you are and who you're .
Isaac Hill
op u dead?
Joshua Rivera
post her tits plz
Joseph Smith
jack off into your hand and spiderman your cummies all over the inside of her fridge so the dna evidence is preserved and cops can place you at the scene of the homicide and get a conviction on her after she murders you.
Robert Hernandez
run mofo
Sebastian Fisher
oh fuck its candleja
Adam Perez
F
Connor Powell
that's not candlejack it's a sniper on the ridge at you'r
Michael Miller
op here I'm in a small town in iowa, my roommate knows where I am but assumes I'm staying the night,(despite my insistence I am not) he is fucking useless regardless
Slight update >Still cannot find my keys >Am about 30 minutes outside of any major town by car >The only thing I can think of is running to i80 and trying to flag someone down >She has also officially gotten high on something, she pulled out a fucking brillo pad looking thing a pipe and a lighter and went into the other room for a second
Jace Martin
show us pics of her
Jace Gray
I am sure as fuck not trying to take one now, gimme a second to get another of her.
Owen Ramirez
Tell her if she wants to have sex, maybe will take her mind off harming you
Isaiah Myers
> Literal what?
Why not just take a poo and wipe your butt and put the toilet paper in the trash instead of flushing?
Why not just spit on one of the windows when she isn't looking.
Many many thing before throwing away your testosterone for something dumb like this....
Hudson Gomez
Probably try some seducing OP, take care, make her think nothing is happening
Aiden Ross
no worries mate she's cleaning the plug on the chainsaw. would run if she gets it running tho dont want to get co2 poisoning
Dont be a pussy op. Tell her to give you the fucking keys and leave. She is a woman ffs.
Lucas Cruz
Kek
Caleb Rodriguez
Its op dead?
Leo Cox
Make her cum, it will release some of her anger and frustration and on the plus side, you get some pussy
Isaac Wood
>why not exactly
Carson Long
op here apparently, I'm dead so dump this thread
PS. we should be together too
Camden Rogers
new IP, not OP
James Walker
bitch is crazy, break out NAOW!
Jonathan Bailey
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Asher Scott
well done Sherlock hope he's aiight
Wyatt Gray
get backtraced kiddo
Lincoln Jones
play hide'n'seek with her then ask if she wants to play doctor then just give her the sleepy gas eat all her tendies find your keys and leave
Jacob Russell
I'm a half hour from I80 in Iowa do you want me to save you?
Henry Kelly
Look we need pictures OP, keep us updated here
Andrew Torres
be warned that this saving will be at the price of buttsex
Camden White
Op here
I'm not dead, I'm gonna make a break for it >Be a man op There is a time and a place for putting a cunt in her place, now is not the time. I have a good thing going I have been sober for 2 years now, life is good. I don't want to get stabbed and list it all.
If this thread dies I'll make a new one and update what happened.
I'll leave you with this, it's never too late to get your shit together user. Just when you do, don't revisit the past.
Chase Fisher
just take pictures
Nicholas Clark
What part of i80?
Matthew Wilson
I suggest you still post down the address OP.
Something's telling me she won't give you a chance to post the address should she snap or some shit
Connor Bell
>my ex invited me over to talk and I accepted.
Your first and second mistakes.
Sebastian Brown
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Gabriel Collins
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Daniel Brown
today you are not a faggot in my book post moar on your way out you must be remembered if she kills you
Juan Scott
Just be like, hey I lost my keys, did you see where I put them? If she says she doesn't know, say you're going to look outside and then just freaking run away.
When you are this worried, why are you still there?
Jaxon Torres
That's some Son of Sam shit right there
Juan Butler
Dude! You drive a Sable? My first car was a sable! Awesome times man, awesome times in the sable!
Blake Parker
RUN user RUN! BITCH IS CRAZY AND NOT WIFE MATERIAL SHE DOESN'T EVEN CLEAN!
Hudson Morgan
What's with the nigger silhouettes?
Charles Wilson
If her house fucking looks like that book it dude, it's not worth staying. Tell your roommate to call the police.
Caleb Gray
This.
Andrew Sanders
You have the power of god and anime on ur side
Zachary Harris
This.
Angel Hill
Very anticlimatic
Ian Thompson
how white trash is she.
Oliver Gray
Youre totally get some tail tonight boi
Gabriel Peterson
Very, we used to spend a lot of time getting high and doing literally nothing else. I believe that is still her main hobby
>That was anticlimactic Don't know what to tell you, not every story ends with you finding out I was discovered in a ditch a week later
Either way I'm out, now I have that long walk away so I can feel that I'm far away enough to safely call someone. I'll probably get my fucking useless roommate to give me a ride and I'll come back for my car later or something.
If it does turn out I was killed, I have a Nazi youth haircut and look like david Bowie had a kid with the kid from leave it to beaver
Jaxon Bell
She's gonna run you down in your own car now..
Cameron Barnes
It's ironic because my ex was just like yours. Her name was Samantha, chubby, black hair, used to cut herself. She wasn't well mentally so I had to get away from her. I think it's best you stay away from your ex for now on.
Sebastian Murphy
Don't slow down to a walk, keep running/jogging so you can get some distance. If she uses your own car against you hope she's a terrible driver.
Bentley Foster
What state you live in, i want to check the news tomorrow
Gavin Jones
So now the nutty lady is sat there looking at OP's car keys thinking he is a nutter for running out of her house and leaving his keys on the floor. Good job OP.
Andrew Perry
He said it in the previous replies you degenerate, it's Iowa
Hudson Jenkins
Thanks fam
Jace Martinez
OP, I expect aN update tomorrow on all events
Levi Ortiz
You pussy. If she tries to make a move with a knife you push kick her chest, grab something and knock her the fuck out. Are you so slow that you can't kick a cunt? In that case how do you expect to get away on foot?
Wyatt Miller
you just described her smoking crack...i know because of...a...friend....*wink wink*
Dylan Sanders
OP can we get another update?
Robert Bell
She's smoking meth. This just keeps getting better.
Isaiah Gutierrez
this
Ethan Long
have sex with her while shes high so she has a mental inhibition o\over hurting you
Aiden James
yea and hope shes not one of those kinky pycho chicks whose in to beating you....unless ur in to that then watev
Nicholas Taylor
Maybe she'll be into beating him off and this wont be so bad. although its been a minute since he posted, so either he died, they're fucking, or he panicked and is trying to escape
Kevin Watson
He's been escaping, he said he was walking to the I80 and trying to call his roommate to come pick him up
Leo Davis
was just thinking the same thing
Nathan Thomas
op update if ur alive
Isaiah Butler
pls OP r u alive?
Colton Mitchell
Op where u at
Adam Rivera
OP Come on have been following the thread for a while and you have gotten pretty quiet
Isaac Hall
Why the fuck did you let go of your keys? Didn't you keep them in your pocket?
