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canal edition

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business idea: kill leafs to keep making threads early

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PLYMOUTH
COUNTY
IS
BETTEEERRRRRRR

kshitters btfo

comfy edition

youtube.com/watch?v=PJAQ1Ogng_s

I will invest in this idea

tfw you notice a cute girl looking at you

i wonder if anyone will post webms of females urinating

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I don't find this woman attractive.
Please stop posting her face.

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when women look at us, that's not enough of a sign for us to approach right?

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Why the fuck is /bant/ a thing? It's just another Sup Forums.

once did an erp with a futa nelf that had to feed my human femrogue with urine after suffering through capture by BRD orcs and dwarves
miss those TBC days

*rubs two (2) hundred dollar bills together while simulating fellatio*

i dont know
im a bit of an autist

What are you talking about?? It's just another Sup Forums

Hate captcha tonight

should I
>watch moana again
>watch a different movie
>watch a crappy tv show
>watch initial d(only anime I like)

>eat ice cream
>drink some pepsi
>eat candy
ok guys what's it going to be? only choose one option from each section

How about kill yourself

that's alright, me too. I've made a good portion of approaches with little to no basis and it has frequently ended in disappointment. worst one was when a girl said hi to me and said we had a class together and then I immediately asked for her number. she just stared at me. that was awkward. all the other times I approached women with boyfriends. fucking 25-30 y/o guys dating all these women like the fuck. one girl in college I knew is dating a guy in his early 30s, she's super successful and has big dreams and he works as a cashier or something.

youtube.com/watch?v=pSA_RLCriHs

i hate you, yet i realize i am you

DEJA VU I'VE JUST BEEN IN THIS PLACE BEFORE
not sure what I'm looking at here

watch a different movie
eat some ice cream

watch
youtube.com/watch?v=Z0rz3n58Re4
drink water

going out tonight
later nerds

the difference with me is that i dont approach women
i had one girlfriend throughout all of high school (same girl from freshman year until we graduated and went to different colleges)

>going out tonight
>later nerds
>*turns of flags*

>green room
too serious, need something light so that I remember life is alright
>water
ok nerd
>different movie
this option requires you to make a movie suggestion
that wasn't an option

ohhhhh watch amelie. I always wanted to but never got around to it.
still drink water stop drinking soda you'll get man boobs

Memes

watch the new wolverine movie

Whatever it is, it's shit.

the upside of having no social life or real interests is that you can retire early since you're saving a large portion of your money

naw that's all about learning how to handle money and balancing your budgets
i don't think neets are good about these things

i dont deserve a gf

neets are worthless scum without jobs which means they have no money to save in the first place

what will you do after you retire if you have absolutely no interests?

I sort of hold the opposite view even though I'm not living it- holding interests that eat up some cash makes your life fulfilling. some of the people I genuinely envy in life are those doing what they enjoy and living life while being low on cash. It makes me sad sometimes that I'm not them, so I just seek to make enough money to be able to live around them which is kinda pathetic but w/e

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drink
lay on my couch and stare at the ceiling
so the same thing i do right now

If Justin Bieber whispered "Despacito" in my ear there is a non-zero chance I would become homosexual.
Thank you Canada.

>nebraska replies to montana
thought it was penisylvania fighting itself again, oh well. Now the whole union is split. It's time for the South to rise again.

business idea: force the "palestinians" (jordanians) to fuck off out of lebanon and back to jordan

*pats you on shoulder*
*gives you a warm hug*
*whispers*
STOP BEING BEYATAH

jesus man that sounds fucking hollow. no offense but that sounds like the stereotypical nightmare midwest life a lot of people fear that subsequently drives them away from ever moving there. maybe you just need to take a gander around and see if something interests you out there. took a while to find my purpose but now I'm autistically driven to work hard to be able to move to a place I want to move to

>jesus man that sounds fucking hollow
it is
>stereotypical nightmare midwest life a lot of people fear that subsequently drives them away from ever moving there
joke's on you because all of my friends did this
that's why im alone

the only 'rising' that'll be going on are the waters around sea-level florida

jordan does not want those scumbags
the king is a based star trek fan and was in an episode in the 90s

that's rough. why not head out to omaha and try to get some city life there. there has to be something out there you enjoy. are you not upset with living so mundanely?

we'll build dykes or the manlets will drown
win-win

>Spend a long time writing out a lengthy thoughtful post
>get 0 (zero) replies
Haha the absolute state of life

*don't go breakin my heart*

>stop drinking soda you'll get man boobs
yeah you're right I'll stop

Sup Forums said that was bad.

why don't you guys like moana?

>jordan does not want those scumbags
doesn't matter what jordan wants
palestinians are a false nation
they're just larp'ing jordanians
i live in omaha

There is a lack of Canadian posts itt

>why don't you guys like moana?
she's not thicc enough

>floridian manlets drown
>florida population halved
>florida 'rises' again
>vermont 1v1s the remaining floridian lanklets and wins

>spend a short time writing this post
>get three (3) (You)'s within the hour

>answering anyone seriously in this shithole

>are you not upset with living so mundanely?
i dont enjoy it if that's what you're thinking

it happens to the best of us

reply to it the next day and new people will see it

is there anything you think you might be interest in? omaha has a decent music scene from what I've heard, and I'm sure there's some autistic shit like hobby stores that you can drop by on. maybe some video games?

>not thicc enough

umm... no sweetie x

i dont have any hobbies and havent enjoyed video games for years now

DE-SPA-CITO

sometimes I get so sad when I'm away from my wife. It hurts knowing she has to be away, without a shoulder to lean on in case she has to cry.

two birds on a wire

three kurds in dire

oh shit you're right I forgot
>vermont tries to 1v1 florida lanklets
>Pitbull rises from the swamps and drops his latest #1 hit
>sings only in meaningless cuban babble
>sick(ening) ethnic beats wipe out whitey vermonters who only listened to polka up to this point

go outside and see what you like
move somewhere else
anything but what you're doing now. you have to put in some energy if you want to respark your excitement

wow what a nice fellow

Life's exhausting

tricked ya

i dont have a wife

Four turds in a fryer

oh shit the botnet is real
the thing is that i dont really want to
im fine with my life how it is right now even if i get lonely sometimes

anyone else seen TNG and DS9 a couple times through since they came onto Netflix?

five curds eaten like a sniper

>oh shit you're right I forgot
>>vermont tries to 1v1 florida lanklets
>>Pitbull rises from the swamps and drops his latest #1 hit
>>sings only in meaningless cuban babble
>>sick(ening) ethnic beats wipe out whitey vermonters who only listened to polka up to this point

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if you're content, then maybe I'm wrong. if you are fine with that, then that's leagues above what many men have. drink water tho or you'll get man boobs

So get hobbies. Learn a language or an instrument or cook food or some craft or.. whatever.

*tfw you make a legitimately retarded post*

>tfw fell for the women meme

hmm

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drawabox.com

You're still attracted to real women?
For shame.

screw you guys, I'm watching moana

:3

when you are so not perturbed by penisylvania thrusting his posts into your eye sockets that you make two posts about it

what was your highlight of today, /cum/?

shelly duvall is foul , but i did have a folder of her once

Finally got around to listening to Deltron 3030, supassed expectations.

my neighbor's daughter said hello to me when i was getting my mail

The only good Dreamworks movies are the original Madagascar and Over The Hedge.
Anything else is a meme.