Guys who boast about how good they are at eating a girl out either can't get it up or have a small dick

>guys who boast about how good they are at eating a girl out either can't get it up or have a small dick

STR8 FACTS

I know im good because every gf has told me, they always want it, however that's something I've never said out loud

b8 m8?

>Loser can't find the clit

OP is a faggot. A closeted one who won't go down on a girl. Probably a nigger.

>confirmed op is a shit lay
>op also a faggot
>also sage

>avg dick
>ussually can get it up fine
>good enough at eating out to get the job done.

Where/why did you develop this weird predjudice?

Don't eat women out; you wouldn't eat out a dumpster, would you?

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OP here. good mate. The real people who are actually good at cunnilingus dont admit it.

Also, edit to original post, im talking about people that PREFER oral on a girl rather than fucking her have limp dicks

I'm neither small nor do I have trouble getting it up... But I like for her to get off because that shits hot... So here's the deal... First long term realtionship, the chick had a really hard time getting off, like had to really work to even get herself off. But she loved sex and when she did cum... She had like the full on shaking orgasms... So dude it was so worth the work... Well, her being so hard to get off ended up making me know exactly what she needed and how to really eat it great to give her those good O's or build right up to it, and then dick her over the edge so we could go together.... But yada yada, she went to a different college and we grew apart... Fast forward a fee years and a 5 partners later... None of them were so hard to bring off.... So what took me 10-30 minutes on girl one... I was turning one of these chick inside out with back to back orgasms in 5 minutes... And every one of them thought I was fucking amazing with my tongue... Pretty average dick... I can use it just fine...but dog..my tongue game is on point... Pic related, it's my message to OP...


tl;dr- I eat box like a retard trying birthday cake for the first time and still have a functioning penis.

just hearing old guys talk about how much they love eating out, are a fan of eating out more than actual sex because they're limp dick fucks.

I mean, i'll go down on a girl when i've got whiskey dick and she's in my bed, but 9/10 times im scooping her insides out with my dick

I know i got a small dick. I'm cool with it. Ain't nothing i can do about it. I eat out cuz it gets her off.

This. Perhaps it is a good rule for ppl that actively talk themselves up but it wouldn't have to be specifically about eating pussy, those guys are just over compensating in general.

I don't believe you've even had sex 10 times to have 9 out of 10 quite honestly.

never read something this cringey holy fuck this is sad

shut your mouth virgin

I give you props for "scooping her insides out with my dick" I fucking lol'd

Yeah you can tell he doesnt give a shit about her feels

You eat it up
Then you beat it up
OP is a fag as always

Obvious Op has never had a woman (or many) as he doesn't understand the importance of being able to give a woman multiple orgasms using hands, mouth as well as dick. And its not because "Kek I'm the best" or "I've got a small dick". It entirely has to do with getting more pussy, and getting that more pussy to do depraved shit in order to satisfy you.

This is because women talk, are competitive and are insecure. You see women accuse men of always talking about sex because the truth is women talk and brag about sex a lot. They also love to brag about the quality of lover they get. You a percentage of blokes are fucking hopeless, they just jam it in, squirt and are done. Then there are guys who know what they're doing. So women start talking about sex and some girls then complain about poor lover. Another girl now has to claim alpha bitch status by claiming the guys she gets can give her multiple orgasms, thereby subtly suggesting girl with poor lover is lower quality. Probably no secret but women are petty and compete over everything. So what does the one, or others, do who haven't had a guy give them as many orgasms, they try and sleep with same guy in order to brag to former alpha bitch she had more orgasms, and guy liked her more. Then another chick will pipe up about a bloke, so they all start taking notes on who is good in order to out compete.

Now because they're in competetion they become desperate, as guys who gave give multiple knee tremblers become a bit like the prettiest dress, nicest house etc. A commodity to hold over other women. And due to having to compete for this commodity women become more willing to do depraved and submissive shit in order to try and claim that monopoly. Meaning a guy with skill gets more attention as they compete with one and other over who has the better thing.

It's really that simple, never under-estimate a women's ability to be shallow, petty and competitive.

>anyone who says theyre good at something has a small dick
>implying that youre good at something because no one knows youre good at it

>bags of sand, the post

>not being able to make her cum through standard intercourse
>having to resort to clitoral stimulation because you don't know how to hit the g spot
kek

Eating pussy is for faggot's.

Say wut m8?
I'll suck your dick you say that again.

THIS IS THE REALITY OF THE PUSSY

If you'll eat that you'd eat anything.

this
girl does not want you to eat her out, tongues are not penises
she wants you to fuck her as hard as you can with the power rod with which you are blessed, work that pussy out, provided fortune has been kind to you down there
a small-dick's response

Let me guess - you have poor hygiene?

>guys who boast about how good they are at eating a girl out either can't get it up or have a small dick
but i have both of those things and never eat/talk about eating pussy
are you some sort of lying faggot OP?

what if you have a small dick and you're bad at eating pussy?

It's from the soprano's you dumb fuck.

do both faggot

Need annons help, please.

>Im not good with my dick.
>I love eating pussy.
>Im good at it.
>We both enjoy it.
>Last weekend I ask for the first time to let me eat her ass
>Try my best. I dont hate it, but don't love it either.
>My girl is "Meh".
>My dick goes limp, I wash my mouth and cuddle.

What am I doing wrong? How do I improve? HELP!

>tfw when unable to properly get it up

any tips? should i off myself?

you gotta lick both mate, or finger the ass while eating the pussy.

1. Don't eat her ass
2. Don't read these threads as the retarded cuck invaders are just switching tactics as they're mad that they got shitted.
3. I re-read your post and you're probably a troll too faggot

this

Lel you telling me you accept that you came out of the dumpster?

Uhh false?

Truth is more like, a guy wants to fuck 100x more than a woman. Once you've been in a couple relationships, that last months or years, where you're only having sex twice a month, knowing how to eat pussy well is a great card to have.

You can eat pussy and go on autopilot. Grab ass, grab tits, grind your dick against the mattress to keep yourself worked up, etc, and if you can do it for more than 20-30 minutes, you're guaranteed to fuck after however long you want.

Thirty minutes ain't worth it? LOL

Picture yourself going 3 weeks without sex and feeling frustrated as hell about it. Would you give 30 minutes, the equivalent of being stuck in traffic, for a good fucking after?

Once I learned to eat pussy regularly, I got my wife to pretty much agree to spreading 3-4 times a week. She never passes up getting her pussy ate out. And that's 3-4 times fucking afterwards. On weekends, we can fuck 3-4 times in one day. All that shit beats masturbation.

lol having to compromise for sex, you should be able to roll over in the morning pull her panties down and wake her up by jabbing her with your dick. That's all it should take to initiate sex.

I can't eat pussy for shit. Got a big dick tho so it works out. I guess I'm saying I'm with OP. Getting the girl off is nice but not necessary.

>not wanting your puny dick inside her before having an orgasm
topkek, my gf fucks me when i want because she loves it

Can anyone here legitimately justify touching a pussy with their mouth? All primitive answers will be ignored.

It's hot, watching a bitch wriggle around as she's having orgasms and your still eating her out makes me diamonds.

because then they touch your dick with their mouth

the pussy kinda boring imo. just nothing there.

I don't find anyone sucking a dick justifiable either. Sorry.

it's much more satisfying when you're making her cum with your dick. like it's supposed to be

I just like eating pussy. Faggot.

well have you had your dick sucked 5x better then pussy

both are good.

who cares, you'll cum in 2 seconds anyway

Stopped eating pussy years ago. It is gross and I could give a shit if the girl gets off because I am dumping her ass the second I fuck her.

I got pretty big dick its damn near 8 occasionally get soft while fucking but My head is on point.

Spoken like someone whose never done more than jerk off thinking about a crush for more than a year. You're in fantasy land, pretending to be some alpha male LOL

You gotta get the ass worked up and then stick a finger in there, or finger the pussy at the same time you're eating the ass.

My girl cums buckets almost as soon as I stick a finger in her ass.

Maybe you're just gay?

Close, I have a fairly large penis and she has a fairly tight vagina. The combination means that I have a hard time holding out for long and so I cum a little too fast. So I'm good at oral so that she gets hers first and then I get mine. It works out pretty well.

Nope. I really don't want to either because I'll be looking down at her, then start imagining myself in her position and my dick would go soft immediately.

If I were gay, I WOULD find sucking dick justifiable. Do you not have the comprehension skills needed to pass the 2nd grade?

Lol, OP thinks a bigger dick means she cums. Someone has never been with a woman before.

just try it once stop being a faggot

>probably a virgin cuck

Be me
>absolutely trash at eating vagina
>7.5 peen
>can't stop being hard
>been fucking since 13
>mfw

Op. Your spot on imo. Been with dozens of girls. Most cum no problem from a good old fashioned dicking. If a chick has a problem getting off from normal vaginal penetration, o don't have time to deal with whatever emotional or self image issues are blocking her from enjoying sex, so I move on. Girls that have to have oral to climax need to figure their shit out. Not my problem.

>you gotta lick both mate, or finger the ass while eating the pussy.
I think thats dangerous for her. You know... infections and all that.

>1. Don't eat her ass
>2. Don't read these threads as the retarded cuck invaders are just switching tactics as they're mad that they got shitted.
>3. I re-read your post and you're probably a troll too faggot
Im not a troll nor a Cuck, I just enjoy eating pussy. Please forgive me for that sin.
>You gotta get the ass worked up and then stick a finger in there, or finger the pussy at the same time you're eating the ass.
Im not sure she would let me.

You're right, I am a virgin. But I'd rather be one than do something disgusting that I'll regret for the rest of my life.

Found the premature ejaculator. But go ahead and blame it on the tight puss. Standard.

I like eating out. It's hot, it tastes good and having a pussy all up in your face is the next best thing to being balls-deep in one

Yeah it's pretty gay
I enjoy eating out girls if their pussy is presentable but guys who only talk about it are pretty fucking gay

If you're picturing yourself in her position, I got bad news for you, you're gay and in denial.

Then you're going to die a virgin.

>Hei morons what you say about this dropshipping?

I have to beg wife to lick her pussy or ass, because she rather have my dick.
I have 7.1 inch dick that is diamonds fast
I like giving oral, sucking tits etc...
Yet again, her clit is very sensetive and it's hard to please her. Only when 69'ing. Meh

You argument is invalid, selfish pussy boy OP who doesn't care about partner's pleasure

I'm pretty damn sure I'm straight. I'm just not an animalistic savage that will give up anything just for a little pussy. I check out the girls at my work, but I'm not going to spend energy and work towards getting some, I'd rather have it fall in my lap. I also have extremely high standards too.

I'm fine with that.

i like how u think this is a contentious opinion lol

says the guy who can't keep it up for more than 5min before going flaccid windsock.

Guys who boast are just assholes. It has little to do with dick size.

I don't boast.

But the harder I can make her come with my mouth, the harder I can fuck her afterwards. Not to mention what they'll let you do to them when their brains are flooded with happy chemicals.

>getting that more pussy to do depraved shit in order to satisfy you.

This guy gets it.

After a good, hard orgasm, most women will let you fist them.

And like it.

Oh, yeah. Most go pretty crazy when you eat their ass. Love it.

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>I think thats dangerous for her. You know... infections and all that.

I routinely lick my wife from asshole to clit, and she's had exactly one UTI in her entire life. The risks are grossly exaggerated.

I'm a Pussyologist

It's right above the vagina

Gay in denial.

What's so special in this? Don't you have a saying in your countries which says something like this:
"The dog that barks does not bite" - Meaning if you talk too much or yell at others to intimidate them you most likely know nothing and a weak shit. Calm people are always the knowledgeable and to be afraid of

Nibi? Wait, nvm he's gay.

looks kinda like a dude with make to look like a female.

>girls who brag about being good at sucking dick either can't get wet or have no vagina.

Dude, some people like eating pussy just like some chicks like sucking dick. That's literally all it is.

能ある鷹は爪を隠す

"The able hawk hides its claws."

this is bait lol

trips of truth

No, it's a nigger who can't eat pussy to save his life, and who is in deep denial about his complete lack of fucking skills because his soulless cocksleeve is so terrified that he'll beat her again that she has become able to convince him that he is actually able to make her come with his carpet-lint-ridden, licorice-flavoured trouser TicTac.

but how come i can get my gf off with anything I do? My schlong isn't that large, I think it clocks in around 6" or so, but no matter what I do, I get the job done, sometimes multiple times.

>i am god???

>shlong isn't that large

Well, then, it isn't a shlong, it's a shlort.

Yes I am absolutely fucking gay my dude. Especially after saying But on a more serious note, you're allowing me to imply that you'd rather have some sloppy-joe roast beef stank, than no pussy at all? That desperate huh?

If a girl can't cum from normal sex, she has some mental shit going on. It's not really worth trying to fix, and if you want to spend.a lifetime licking her pussy just to get her off, you've settled.

listen up to the trips, kid

Are you fucking serious? *Most* women can't get off to vaginal stimulation alone. There are a million and one surveys that confirm this. Hell, even the biggest dick won't even directly touch her clit.

Buncha fuckin' teenagers around here, I swear.