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Full english for Sunday edition

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seconde?

really want to try black pudding

*gets the grass roots vote*

pints

>Stephen Fry investigated by Irish police for alleged blasphemy

why are the Irish so sensitive?

that paddy looks charred full of heterocyclic amines which, surprisingly enough, are carcinogenic ;^p

If Reddit and Instagram had a baby, that baby would be Sup Forums.

Having roast beef for dinner tonight lads.

No Sup Forums had a baby and it was reddit, instagram was the afterbirth

am I tupping up? you're damned right I'm gussied up missster paxton !

how can i make a british breakfast with things from spain
i find that foods and things from the kitchen are some of the hardest vocabulary to learn, since theres so many different words

You what? Instagram is full of sluts posting selfies. Way too normie for Sup Forums.

only absolute mongs post pics of themselves on Sup Forums though

I thought it was just the Irish posters
wow
>google
>it's not a pasta
>this runt leaf normie unironically had this thought process
about to sperg out

keyboard psychiatrists fuck off

I need a girlfriend. I'm nearly 26 & never had one.

got my first one when i was 21

When did you guys move out?

Me: 21

...

hmm seeing a pattern here

the net flow of energy in any closed system ultimately tends to entropy

what about the gross flow?

>clears throat
mmmhmm, mhmm, i understand that you are..angry?
i've got just the thing...

turtle could be a male model he has very prominent facial features

>tfw no anti social shut in girlfriend.

you would have to lend him 12 inches of shin bone

this 2bh

want a skinny average looking robot gf

a lack of gross flow is what defines it as a closed system so the answer to your question is there isn't any

so is the pre-enclosed energy entropic or disposing itself towards order? does the stochastic nature change?

A Jew, an Indian, and an Irishman walk into a bar...

he's 5'6 lol

They take over america

The Jew passes his, the Indian knocks his head, and the mick takes a drink?

it's the former because it tends towards entropy which implies that it is more ordered to begin with. the stochastic nature changes as the energy begins to tend towards disorder

The Irish have hardly taken over America. They just spread over a lot of it, like an infestation.

none of them hit it. the jew is picking up a penny, the indian is squatting down for a poo and the irishman isn't tall enough

Russian at Bondi Beach live stream.

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about to glass some russian bloke on bondi beach

For the record, my punchlines are the Jew "passes the bar" as in he passed the JD test and becomes a lawyer, the Indian is a short man so he would obviously hit his head if he "walked into a bar" and of course the Irishman is an alcoholic so he enters a bar where people enjoy alcoholic beverages.

/comfy/

Does any unironically watch shows with a diverse cast of characters and a recurring theme is "everyone's an American"? Sort of makes you think people can actually come together and share a greater purpose or something.

*fucking kills you*

I think I had sex with a demon.

So, I'm gay and this super hot guy came to me and we literally had the most savage sex I've ever had, for sure the best of my life.
He knew all my fetishes, he looked like the guy of my dreams, and the circunstances surrounding the event and how we met were pretty odd. He didn't look " real " at all.

In the moment I swallowed his cum, I felt some kind of supernatural energy inside me and a huge sense of gratefulness. Today I feel more powerful, happy, and things are becoming better in my life. I think drinking his semen was some kind of pact.

I'd post that green pill chart if i had it right now. Basically most major presidents had irish ancestory. even bush and obama. I think trump has it too

wrong indian

didnt do my run yesterday so doing it today
:)

Watching the Match of the Day repeat

Brilliant display by City

1 Andrew Jackson, 7th President 1829-37

2 William Henry Harrison, 9th President 1841

3 James Knox Polk, 11th President 1845-49

4 James Buchanan, 15th President 1857-61

5 Abraham Lincoln, 16th President 1861-65

6 Ulysses S Grant, 18th President 1869-77

7 Chester Alan Arthur, 21st President 1881-85

8 Grover Cleveland, 22nd and 24th President 1885-89, 1893-97

9 Benjamin Harrison, 23rd President 1889-93

10 William McKinley, 25th President 1897-1901

11 Woodrow Wilson, 28th President 1913-21

12 John Fitzgerald Kennedy, 35th President 1961-63

13 Lyndon Baines Johnson, 36th President 1963-69

14 Richard Milhous Nixon, 37th President 1969-74

15 James Earl Carter, 39th President 1977-81

16 Ronald Wilson Reagan, 40th President 1981-89

17 George Herbert Walker Bush, 41st President 1989-93

18 William Jefferson Clinton, 42nd President 1993-2001

19 George Walker Bush, 43rd President 2001-09

20 Barack Hussein Obama, 44th President 2009-2016

why is he just standing there
are russians afraid of sand

generic white person thought: there is no such thing as TOO much mayonnaise

Poo-americans have highest income in america

Whitey does love his mayo

generic black person thought: man, I love me some chicken 'n' waffles.

hes got a very prominent foreskin too

A Russian party with a camp fire.

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generic jewish person thought: *wins a nobel prize*

lol

the nuking of japan was completely justified

if you disagree you're a qualified runt

controversial opinion: britain can do no wrong

turtlemong is NOT phimosislad

because immigration only ever allowed them for specialized jobs unlike everyone else

sounds like a лeнингaд song, not sure which one though

The nuking of Japan is where my brother decided to go down the path of being occidento-phobic. He hates the west because he believes nuking an island of Nazi-allied suicidal Orientals could never be justified.

I say we nuke them a few more times to stop anime.

Blackie sure loves his poultry and carbs

gf keeps calling me "duckling" and i want her to stop

chuck some acid in her blower, that should shut her up

Aglos colonize mars before EU become Islamique. you have lost it, prepare to leave.

Jewie sure love his scientific breakthroughs.

hmm... very strange post

if you were chinese you and your brother would love the nuking of japan but if you werent east asian you wouldnt have a reason to be so emotionally invested in it...

Maybe it's code for she want's to fug ?

to fug? fug man....

his brother is clearly a nazi weeb

ie. a standard Sup Forums poster

ah righto. went for a bath hence the pause before reply.

nah cuz u ugly niqqa lol

dunno since he said his brother completely hates the west now and while most Sup Forumstards hate the way the west is currently they love it deep down and want to save it

i'm thinking communist maybe
maybe generic hippie who doesnt really have any ideology other than "we're all people man"

Egg
Bacon
Beans
Toast
Mushrooms

It's not hard Pablo

Get down to the Costa Del Sol and try one

A white person, a black person, and a jewish person walk into a bar...

I thought there were loads of chinks in Australia? Why don't you just bang one of THEM?

Jus b urself

too many shrooms
not enough bread
get rid of that black thing

'lowering' my libido by having at least one wank is amazing, I have absolutely zero desire to have casual sex

...they order a few rounds and discuss work, their partners and assorted miscellany. Their race and religion never comes up because they're friends and they go home that night feeling content and a bit drunk.

dont bother m8, just stick to tacos and burritos

reckon it was just a way of actually testing nuclear war weapons on real human scale instead of throwing it out in the desert. its quite unjustified because killing civilians and aiming purposely for civilians means it reached out of the means of war and turned into massacre
same for that moab thing recently. theyre throwing 300 millions dollar bombs to kill 30 talibans lol

Just wait for the brits to defend their shit pudding ahaha

good post

Fuck off, black pudding is nice

The white guy drinks his budlight respectfully and pays the tab, the black guy is loud and rowdy as he sips a steel reserve and then leaves without paying, the Jew asks if the wine is kosher, and when he's told it is, orders ginger ale instead since the "libations" are so overpriced.

REALLY good post

popular opinion: /bant/ shouldn't exist

You didn't mention sausages.
You're no Brit.

That's not how anything works in the real world and you know that. 90% of people fit at least 50% of the stereotypes 100% of the time.

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Don't like sausages

I'm no poofter

>aiming purposely for civilians

hiroshima and nagasaki were massive industrial centers that were producing war machines

not true
everyone acts normal theres no real stereotype for acting normal

would rather have 4 bunnings snags than 1 British """"breakfast"""""

the sausages you use are all fat short ones (much like the average british willy)

Japs and arabs aren't human beings though lol