B I fucked up hard. So be that I might need to kill myself. How to I go about doing so without hurting the people I love

B I fucked up hard. So be that I might need to kill myself. How to I go about doing so without hurting the people I love

they gonna get hurt anyway if you off yourself

well, before we do anything, please tell us what the fuck you did user

It's a weird thing because if you kill yourself you don't have to see the brunt of your consequences because you'll be dead

What did you do? Surely it's not that bad. It doesn't matter how you do it, you WILL hurt your loved ones.

How about you tell us what happened, we'll tell you if it's 'eat a bullet' worthy

Curious what you did first.

Tell your family your going to Colorado to be a weed smoking hippie and off yourself in the woods somewhere

Bill Gates and I killed a hooker, well she was 8 years old, but I'm sure she was a whore so it still counts. Sometimes I roll up moist towelettes and insert them into my anus and bark at my neighbors. It teaches them who is in charge. I am. I am the alpha. They are the nigger faggot.

In about
2000, I masturbated fantacizing about my niece, Lani. She looks like Star Trek
Seven of Nine! In 1985, at my sister's wedding, I stuck my crotch on the hot
tub drain because it kinda sucked. In 1985, I tried to get a dog to lick my
dick. From 1998-2003, I fantacized about leading a Catholic army like Dune, of
Mexicans or Brazilians? That was dumb because they're niggers. In 2003, I
played tag with a black girl about 7-years-old. She reached for my crotch. In
high school, in the library, Carlos and I said 'juicy' or 'toxic' as a way of
evaluating girls. In 1988, I cheated on my SAT by talking in the hall during
the break -- two problems. On 9/9/1999, I killed a CIA nigger on purpose with
my car. :-) In 1982, when I was 12, I babysat Kevin's kids. I changed a diaper
because I thought that was being professional. In 1975, when I was about age
five, my brother, Keith, put my penis in a vacuum. In 1977, when I was about
age seven, my brother, Danny, got me high on gas fumes and we sucked each
other's dicks. Dr. Tsakalis had an oddly round ass. Paul Keck at Xytec had an
oddly round ass. Distracting? At about age five, Jay Weinrick and I touched
dicks to each other's assholes.

I told you it was bad. So give me ideas how to take care of things.

Scuba diving accident

I Killed myself before by injecting semen into my veins

kill them first

this what did you op

1. Check out "Missing 411"
2. Travel to Remote woods
3. Become Missing 412

>might need
>might need
>might need
No you don't. Come back if you're determined, pleb.

I IMPLORE YOU TO RECONSIDER!

What kind of semen

i already told you, see
now give me ideas how to take care of this problem

the white semen from my penis that GLOW IN THE DARK CIA NIGGERS KEEP TRYING TO STEAL FROM ME!!

Nigger semen

this has to be bait op

of the feminine sort

pff all small stuff besides the 8yr hooker. just go to the police faggot,

Don't kill yourself. Go to therapy. Talking is for the hard way but it's the right way.

one of the best things i've read on Sup Forums in years

kek

get life insurance then commit suicide in such a way that it looks like an accident, like with a motorcycle or something

your loved ones will be too busy collecting their lottery jackpot to give a shit that you're just a bloodstain now

f a g g o t

Above all the formatting sickened me to no extent

Fuck your family, just kys as fucking fast as you possibly can

Wish I would've taken take of breathing part before I got a kid. Although I feel even worse than before, I can't bring myself to do it now. Which makes everything a drag2
Fuck it.

emplore, nigger

implode, nigger faggot

it's implore

>corrects other user
>other user spelled it right from the start
>failed grammar Nazi
whyareyoulikethis.jpg

Probably a shitpost, but whatever. Don't an hero buddy.