Smoked some weed, got me this pussy right before work. Now heading to my gravy job. What's Bs morning looking like?

Smoked some weed, got me this pussy right before work. Now heading to my gravy job. What's Bs morning looking like?

Oh you know just reading made up stories that never happened on Sup Forums

Fuck off you pizza boy faggot

>weed
>pussy
>Bs
back to facebook newfagot

Going to jerk it then walk to work at Popeye's

Reading someone's fruitful imagination on Sup Forums

Trying to sleep for a few hours followed by taking niggers and spics to the hospital in my medically themed uber on night shift. (Paramedic)

Stuck in traffic to take my senile granny to the hospital

Fucked my loli onahole a few times while watching VR porn. Busted a few nuts and I don't even have to spend money on her.

Might go for another round tbh. Pic related.

how does it feel compared to the real thing

OP here
I can't believe you guy don't believe shit in here. That seriously me about an hr ago and after smoking some high grade shit.

this

i have some weed oil and im looking to get high with a quick recipie any ideas?

You knew you were going to post here yet still didn't insert a sharpie in her pooper?

Rolling

Honestly I have to say that some of them, for me at least, feel better sensation wise than the real thing. Is it the same as actually having sex, no of course not.. but just off physical stimulation, pic related feels better than anything else I've ever stuck my dick in.

Never goen back to fapping with my hand.

Meant pic related in My other favorite is this one. Only down side to onaholes is most of them are made for small dicks... Finding something to stuff my 7 1\2"
in has been a challenge.

How much are these and where do you get them? Also are they legal in the US? Asking for a uhh... friend yeah...

>How much are these
Price varies, but for an onahole expect to spend $30-$60 for a good quality one. Dont' buy cheap shit it won't last.

mini-hips cost $100-$150 usually.


>where do you get them
I personally shop on toydemon and queen cat adult toys. Queen cat has very fast, cheap shipping and a good selection.

>Also are they legal in the US
If it has loli art or depicts a loli-type body it depends on what state. California for example, it is all legal and you're good to buy whatever you like. Now say, Idaho on the other hand, you run the risk of breaking obscenity laws and such.

You do have to maintain them if you want them to last also, always clean and dry the tunnels out. If the toy starts to get "sticky" on the outside or collects lint, rub it with corn starch to get the smooth new feeling back. Also only wash the toys with basic anti-bacterial hand soap. Water based lubes only etc. There's actually a thread on /jp/ that has tons of info.

That seems way more affordable than I thought, thanks for all the info. Do you have any recommendation for starting out?

Honestly it really depends what you like, I prefer toys with a lot of stimulation and complex tunnels and I'm also pretty large so it limits my choice a lot.

The Lolinco Virgo is by far the best feeling one I have, its about $50 on toy demon. It however has pretty bad quality control, mine came with discoloration on her back as well as a couple little tears on the skin but usage wise it's fine. The entrance is also VERY tight and will likely tear with a few uses (Just think of it as stretching out a fresh pussy!) but still feels great. She's a bitch to get your goop out of if you cum inside since the holes so tight and narrow but takes less than 5mins to clean up.

Alternatively, most of /jp/ seems to suggest something like the Tomax Venus Real off queencat, little less expensive. Haven't tried that one myself but products of theirs I do have seem to be very high quality.

Really, just go check the thread on /jp/ you'll find all the info you could need. Enjoy the fap user.