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dont mess with me sunshine edition

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all religious will be persecuted

Apparently the Roman Catholic Church still owns Ireland.

disgusting slug of a man

*baptizes your newborn child*

whereabouts in england are you from

normies actually expect you to know your horoscope

got asked by some literally who cousin I've met like twice in 20 years today at a gathering of the family clan, just stammered that I didn't know and everyone laughed at me

Where on earrg areyiy from
Mr from engerland
Where you come from
Do you put yhe kettlle on

High Wycombe

the 'g'

>Security services have identified 350 Islamic State militants who have returned to Britain from Syria and who pose a potential terror threat.

>This is in addition to the 3,000 violent Islamist extremists that MI5 has confirmed are already in the country, Whitehall sources have told The Times.

oh dear

kek

those silly normaloids

If your child isn't baptised they're far less likely to accepted into the local school so everyone does it even if they're not religious.

When I was young and in school whenever it rained we had to leave the playground and go into a hall amen sing church hymns for the whole duration of our playtime.

Mad looking back at it.

i could almost sleep well
if i hadn't just woken up

whereabouts in england are you from

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Horoscope is mental but surely you know your zodiac sign and the Chinese year you were born on

pip pip cheerio laddies.

bloody heaven

how do you not know your sign?

so why don't they arrest and interrogate them?

Capricorn, and year of the Rat.

I always despised the Chinese for labeling me a rat.

why the fuck would I, sounds like new age bullshit to me

Know many people from wycombe anf have been there many many times in my life so it becoming a gimmick with tim is wild

surprising to see this posted here

i remember hearing this like 15 years ago

strange how amer hasn't had any encounters with children as far as we know, being from rochdale (and a paki) and all
all the other trips are massive nonces too

the work of a nation is never done.

because you need evidence to charge someone for a crime

>didn't find it on Sup Forums a few years ago
how long have you been here grandad

godspeed you! black emperor are Sup Forums approved

I've already got a bad case of the mondays and it's only sunday night haha

wish I could be a neet desu

>The Whitehall source said that many returning Islamists cannot be prosecuted because the information identifying them has been obtained through covert means, meaning it may be inadmissible in court or could endanger sources if evidence is disclosed.

that's bullshit and you know it

i don't know its just something ive never heard of someone not knowing before
its hard to get to adult age without encoutering something about it

Reminds me of the Catholic school I went to
Parents had me baptized by my great Uncle who was a priest, but they weren't religious so I was never allowed to take communion and got picked on for it.

haha get coffee or get out of the way!!!

A certain day of the week on which the working week commences?

okay, why do you think they haven't arrested these so-called "extremists" then?

i am neet ama

just another manic monday, wish it were a sunday cuz thats my funday *manly remix*

embarrassing

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Ari fellow oldfag.

>The newspaper reports that keeping one jihadist under 24-hour surveillance requires between 24 and 30 police or intelligence officers, and puts enormous strain on intelligence services.

>Andy Hayman, who was head of Specialist Operations at Scotland Yard when the 7/7 London attacks occurred and when a series of Islamist terror plots were thwarted, said that the increase in the number of potential suspects was “shocking”.

>He added: “I recall the number of people we had to keep under 24/7 watch in the wake of the 2005 attacks — it was far, far smaller than this yet the drain on our resources was huge.”

no small task in store for them

what's a typical day like for you lad

jaffa cakes are tasty

Hello

Annette says hi and fuck off but im sorry i don't thst doesnt repredent me

that's a big poo

Communion is a massive thing here. Confirmation too. Basically after doing them you get hundreds of euros off your family and friends so I'm actually ok with that aspect of things.

could be a conspiracy but it probably isn't. if they were a legitimate threat they'd be deported/jailed/whatever

but historically terror attacks have been used politically to bolster support for conservative parties

Got a case of the gingivitis and now I've put together a list of things that aggravate my dents:
>coffee/tea
>smoking
>stringy meat
>not brushing
>dehydration
>talking a lot
>stretching out the mouth (related to above)
>chips (crisps for you Brits)
>sugar
Can't get away with any of these less I risk aggravating the dental regions.

Where my /centipedes/ at?

#MAGA

Are golden retrievers the perfect dog?

Would any dog owners like to chime in?

my parents converted from catholicism to evangelicalism before i could get confirmed :/

started masturbating with honey recently, the foreskin has never felt this vibrant

swear it's glowing

still a loser even though I have friends and may have a gf soon

They are stinking.
If, if you're stoned they are the most astounding little cakes.

Dachsunds are GOAT tier.

how the fuck do I get my Ps lads I've lad my Ls for 2 years without seriously trying

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Think i walked in on the 'rents having sex

Ffs

Imagine


Imagine theres no countries
No religiin too

One fismal future
And nobody poos
Abd iu love her

>wake up between 8am and 10am
>have some food
>usually go back to sleep
>wake up at around 1pm
>have some food
>browse the chon
>maybe some video games
>maybe some tv shows
>go to sleep around 4am to 6am

they're british citizens not foreign nationals so you can't deport them and they have full rights under british law

it's not like in the movies where they can just whisk them away to some black site prison in uzbekistan

hmmmm

have you tried seriously trying

lenin was an overrated mong with no musical talent

except the uk has a functional multi-party democracy (as opposed to america) so if people really are worried about the jihadist threat they'll vote far-right parties

all i wanna say is that, they don't really care about us!

Laugh damn you

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sounds like a good way to get an infection

don't know how you fat cunts manage to hoover up so much food

literally feel sick if i over eat

can't recommend it enough

don't have phimosis but the 'skin is usually a little tight, this is making it feel so much better

more like deformed tier

how is this allowed?

sounds like heaven desu, the only reason I've never degenerated into neetdom is because I don't want to disappoint my parents, it's the only reason I even get out of bed in the morning

imagine spending 18 years and countless thousands of buckaroos and your kid just checks out of life

>it's not like in the movies where they can just whisk them away to some black site prison in uzbekistan
i see you've forgotten about gitmo
so we agree then

i don't get australians, even when you agree with them they act like shitheads

want to put a dachsund up my bum

honey has anti-bacterial and anti-fungal properties iirc

and I wash it off all good and proper after in the shower

you can really feel all the nerve endings in your wil' too, seems to move the blood around well or something

fired up

ready to go

their stomachs expand due to perpetually eating so much to the point where they don't feel full unless they woof down a massive amount of food

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Lennon was a pioneer in vocal and guitar technique

British women are fucking awful

making an arrangement

OH shit not again.

Shan't be clicking this link nor any link that doesn't end in .com.au OR .net.au

en marche ami

make sure you charge your crystals before attempting to unlock your chakras tonight x

dachshunds are pronounced dash-hounds here so was always confused when they were ever mentioned in movies or tv

but the tories are in power on a centre-left platform

why would they make the jihadist threat appear worse than it is and give votes away to the far-right, a lot of their rhetoric is about how minor the muzzie threat is

their own fault 2bh, I didn't ask to born they just decided one day to spawn another runt. now they must live with the consequences of that decision.

the american citizen terrorists in gitmo were captured in afghanistan none were taken from american soil

I've always been quite fat (220-280lb), but I've noticed the difference between losing weight and gaining weight is lifestyle. Funnily enough, when I'm sedentary, I can eat several meals a day, and when I'm working and out and about, nervousness kills my appetite and I eat a salad and a sandwich all day.

I think it's lifestyle. Sitting in front of a computer and unemployed I have 5 generous meals. Working, interacting with people, walking a fair bit, all I want is a bite is a bite to stop the rumbles and a sleep.

george mallory was a pioneer too and yet here he is 80 years later while some utter runtoid takes a cheeky picture with his body

>but the tories are in power on a centre-left platform

Small brain hat man

well i already feel im doing the family a favour by enduring instead of attempting the 'cide so i don't feel too bad

>Shan't be clicking this link nor any link that doesn't end in .com.au OR .net.au

laugh if you must but first try a honey wank and get back to me, it's godly
(just don't buy the cheap stuff)

>pronounced dash-hounds
thats their name in english, dachshunds is german
i will NOT use kraut names

so they actively train to become a fat fuck

just lost whatever little sympathy I might have had left

>220-280lb
christ

*centre-right I mean

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all aussies adventures..... time to the the road *dundund dunnnnnn*