Prove me wrong that purple is the ultimate choice here

Prove me wrong that purple is the ultimate choice here.

>use ability to phase through anything
>phase through ground
>end up in the center of the planet
gg

Same thread as last week.

We established in that one that yellow is by far the best.

The worst are grey and orange; if you were to trip at the speed of sound you'd probably just kinda die instantly (and grey is bad for obvious reasons).

>only if IQ is below 31

>anything
not everything.

I assume it'd be selective.

the reason you give against orange is precisely the reason i'm picking orange

>only if you actually use the ability while on the ground, which you would

you can still be seen which mean you can still be tracked.

touche

Green is the best without a doubt. Shape-shifting in to ant non extinct animal? I'll just go be Bill Gates, head to his bank and withdraw some cash

I would take Green or Pink, in that order

All of them

>I'll just need to see some ID and your PIN Mr. Gates

Purple

>pass through anything
>basically can't be shot, stabbed or apprehended by police
>break into area 51 and snapchat it

>hand phases through phone

>yellow is by far the best
This.

>phase thru space time
checks out

I'll take yellow. Become billionaire and have an endless supply of girls to sexy time.

What else is important in life?

TL;DR - Pink is best.

What kind of question is this? Pink is clearly the best. Think about it. You're able to just start healing any non-fatal wound you come across, people start praising you as some reincarnation of Christ for performing said healing miracles, basically put you on a societal pedastal, and shower you with money, love, etc.

Only things I guess that would end up annoying would be people trying to kill you thinking you're the Devil, or otherwise just people never leaving you alone and always asking for help/healing.

Being able to read people's minds would be awful. Think about it. Unless it would be like the movies (which it wouldn't) where you could single out individual thoughts in someone's head, it would be pure chaos. Thought physically occurs as electrical signals firing all across the brain, it's never just one thing at once. Even if you feel like you're completely, singularly focused on one thing at any given time, in reality your brain is processing a fuck ton of information every second of every day, including information you're not consciously aware of.

i think with yellow the furthest you could get would be some sort of government job interrogating people, but even then they'd keep you under very very close surveillance considering that you'd know so many state secrets

>yellow
No exclusion that says one mind of your choosing, you could be hearing EVERYONES thoughts all the time, sure ticket to crazytown.
Have to treat this like genie wishes, expect the worst to come with it.

Im saying red or pink. Red being able to gather info and make financial bets based on that would allow a life of leisure

almost every wound can be fatal.

It says
>ability to
it's doesn't say that it's full-on 24/7.

By your measure, choosing pink you'd be healing everybody and everything all of the time simply by existing. Choosing purple you wouldn't be able to stand on the ground, you'd fall through, you couldn't pick up anything because you'd just phase it. So you can't apply that 24/7 logic to just one choice. It's all of them or none of them.

>Hit green
>Find some asshole
>Turn into bird
>Shit on him as bird
I see no downside to this.

>Hit Green
>Shapeshift into other humans as needed, circumvent Yellow/Grey by just being whoever I need to be at any given time.
>Shapeshifting between animals of vastly different anatomies is an easy way to Pink.
>Blue and Red are easymode, birds and very small or camouflaged animals.
>Purple is slightly less easymode but still ezpz, tardigrades and other tiny tiny animals can go wherever they want.
>Orange and yellow inaccessible but who gives a damn.

Red so I can keep an eye on my cousin better and protect her fromlocker room bitch's.

We are all psychic. It's all God.

>No exclusion of suckfest consequences.

>choose red
>turn invisble while walking across the street
>hit by car

>choose pink
>being murdered by thugs
>defend yourself with violence
>attacker is instantly healed

Red

>be me
>can be invisible
>save money no steal
>be honest guy
>buy tacticool gear and shit
>get some custom headgear
>look like a badass future soldier
>buy gun
>modify gun to look futuristic
>go invisible
>raid a US naval base and target documents
>kill no one
>get caught on camera as some foreign super soldier with amazing technology
>do nothing with the documents
>do this all over the globe
>be hunted by the world
>start my own PMC
>bigboss.png
>retire at age 50
>reveal identity at age 80
>come up with some bullshit spoopy story how the world is watched by eldritch races
>scare the pewp out of world leaders
>mfw I scare the world with invisibility and shit cosplay
>mfw trillions of dollars spent researching something that doesn't exist delaying real technological development for decades

hehehe, you sure that's why you're watching her?

Yellow wold be seriously detrimental to your mental health. Some things are better left unsaid

>choose pink
>being murdered by thugs
>defend yourself with violence
>attacker is instantly healed

>Pick red
> Can now go into the girls changing rooms

Fight me

I like the way you think Mr.RedRocket

>phase through anything
>phase through the gound
>phase through the planet
> phase through life
>purple is the best

Red has the best potential for profit

Green. Humans are animals which means I basically have the ability to look like anyone.

+1

Yes because those bitch's knoe I cant protect her in there.

>green

Yellow might ruin your life. Grey I'd totally ducking pointless because anyone with super powers is gonna drown in hitches, if they aren't drowned by intelligence agencies first

>choose orange
>immediately go deaf from the sonic booming
>spend the rest of my life trying to locate some guy that chose pink

Fuck, kek!

Getting caught is all part of the fun though.

Got another one for ya

>be me
>pick pink
>go work at hospital
>be miracle worker
>save hundreds of lives and heal children
>be on news
>the new messiah
>a new religion of me is born
>heal all whom I touch
>make billions
>iamgod.jpeg
>touch black man
>y u no heal
>public learns that no black people i touch heal
>marked as racist
>followers confused
>mfw i tell my people
>niggers aren't people so they no heal
>mfw i start a religious race war as the new jesus

My girlfriend wants red and she wants me to have yellow so we can have sex and her mom not catch us again.

what are you? 12?

good choice.

That's not what I'm saying though. I wasn't assuming it would be on 24/7. I'm talking about the actual act of attempting to read someone's thoughts. Even on a simple individual level, it would be chaotic to the point of being useless, most likely. You ever see the images of people's dreams they've tried to record? It's a giant mashup of shapes and colors with no real coherent vision to it, when viewed from an outside perspective. I feel like the same would apply here.

No im 18 and my girlfriend is 16

>"he's full of shit here let's do a test"
>Blindfold
>Dark as fuck room
>Wireless headphones
>"He's a Fraud"
>Sent to Africa for missionary work

that's statutory rape you should be ashamed of yourself

The rule states that you can heal other people.
If blacks aren't people, you can't heal them.

No its not we have been together for 4 years now

are you like racist?

you were both having sex with a minor then and both deserve to go to jail. criminals off our streets!

Yes it is, retard.

You all are just jelly because I have the perfect girl to grow old with.

pink , I would have saved my father

pics or gtfo

pink , you are just like jesus

Pink, time to start a religious cult.

I don't care that it isn't the best, I just want blue