Be me, almost got in fight on bus today

>be me, almost got in fight on bus today
>2 dudes holding hands
>someone was like shielding their child who was looking
>so the guys stopped
>I said "No, fuck that. Don't do that. Hold his hand!"
>she says "I don't want my child seeing that!"
>I stand up and say "What? Love? Oh, how horrible. What a terrible thing for your child to see."
>And I said to the kid "These two men love each other and that's ok, no matter what anyone tells you"
>The bus cheered
>As I'm gettting off at my stop one of the guys came to me and was tearing up
>He says thanks
>I say "Don't thank me. Seriously. This nonsense of thanking people for being decend humans needs to stop. You're welcome, though"

Seriously, what's up with all these homophobic people? Literally grow the fuck up!

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I don't think "almost got in a fight" means what you think it means.

Were you given permission to speak?

Shut the fuck up with this stupid pasta

PASTA sage

On today's episode of "Things That Never Happened."

lol

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> he said "no I insist on thanking you. what you did was very noice"
> I replied, "well you do look really hot in those tight shorts"
> he said, "oh you, do you want to suck my cock"
I exclaimed, " oooh I thought you'd never ask"

>be on bus
>holding my boyfriend's hand because it's 2017 and nobody cares
>see woman trying to get her kid to stop staring at people on the bus
>stop holding boyfriend's hand to itch nose
>loud smelly sperg bursts out in anger
>FUCK THAT. HOLD HIS HAND RIGHT NOW
>everyone on bus confused
>he gets up and raises his pit stained arms, intensifying the smell of his fat ass 10 fold
>fat sperg: "U GOT A PROBLEM WITH LOVE? I LOVE DICK AND SO DO THEY WE ARE THE SAME"
>he starts wobbling towards the kid, but is stopped by an alpha and kicked off the bus
>the bus cheered that he was finally gone
>me and my boyfriend are now in tears because of this awkward horrible retard that got loose on the bus
>as the bus begins to pull away, the fat sperg slams his face against one of the windows of the bus
>fat sperg: "DONT THANK ME"

You are right n courageous, but those men had to keep holding the hands without care about her

Did you just misgender those 2 homos? Did you know that they identify as "Men" and not 2 same gender loving effluvial globs??

Now tell us the story of how you almost got into a fight.

pls stop posting this every day pls

Hahaha in tears

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>be me, posting bait

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>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact

Fuck off with this copypasta

Oh shit LoL

>sitting on the bus with my child
>see two men openly jerking each other off right on the bus
>wtf
>cover my childs eyes
>hear autistic screeching behind me
>"Wooooow! Do you hate gay people!?"
>"It's 2017! poeple are allowed to love who they want to love!"
>the entire bus cheers
>I sit there in silence not knowing what to do
>I get off at my stop and take my child home
>when I get home I put my child to bed
>take a pillow and hold it over his face until he stops kicking
>a child shouldn't have to grow up in a world like this

>be me, almost got in fight on bus today
>2 dudes holding hands
>I insert my cock between the hands
>grab the hands into a fist and thrust back and forth, making them jerk me off
>I'm the one who gets accused of being gay
>someone was like shielding their child who was looking
>"open your mouth! here comes the airplane trail!"
>And I said to the kid "Death to homosexuals and that's OK, no matter what anyone tells you"
>The bus cheered
>The people on the bus also cheered
>As I'm getting off at my stop one of the guys came to me and said "Stop getting off, there are children watching"
>I said "That has already been established. Read the greentext, fag"
>Shadowbanned from life

>Be me
>Child on bus
>Two adults holding hands they're both guys I think nothing of it
>Some Shrek looking person not sure if guy or girl starts screaming
>Mom takes me off bus
>Get home and go to bed after a long day of being five
>Mom is crying
> kills me with pillow
>No school tomorrow

>be bus driver
>turn around while driving and a bus full of gay people is having an orgy
>turn back forward and keep driving

>be riding in a 20 seat horse drawn carriage today
>2 traveling swordsmen were touching blades
>woman gets worried and hands her child a leather strapped war shield
>so the guys stopped
>I said "Nay, fucketh that. Don't thy do that. Hold thee hands together!"
>she says "I don't want my child getting stabbed"
>I stand up and say "Duth my ears fail me? Battle? Oh, how horrible. What a terrible thing for a growing warrior to witness"
>And I said to the young squire "These two swordsmen love battle and that's ok, no matter what anyone tells you"
>the carriage erupts with merry-making
>as I'm getting off at my stop one of the swordsmen came to me and was tearing up
>He stabbed me and looted my +4 strength belt and ring of purification.

OH WOW YOU POSTED IT AGAIN TODAY

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