Waifu thread
Waifu thread
Ikaros claimed
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WHERE'S THE JACKPOSTER?!?!?
WHERE'S THE BANANAPOSTER?!?!
*loves you*
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kumiko :)
Touyama Nao is a great VA.
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>scroll through her MAL
>don't particularly care for any of the characters
That's a first. I recently found out how much I love Ayane Sakura though.
Morning Shizu. Did you get some rest?
I just really like the english japanese hybrid she does dess.
Yeah. Not as much as i'd like, but good enough i suppose. How about you?
Post example.
That's better than none I suppose. I slept from like 5-5 yesterday so I've only been up for ~14 hours, I haven't went back to sleep yet. I'll probably end up getting a nap in before heading out later.
Cute image.
I just performed surgery on my hand in Pathfinder and removed a tumorous growth
Did you died?
... Seems a little odd. How did you get a tumor in pathfinder?
Wew, 12 hours of sleep? Color me envious.
Ive gone into shock
I put on a glove
3 months ago
Why are the threads still alive.
Couldn't find a great example so have this
youtube.com
Sleeping too much sucks, though.
I don't know anything about Pathfinder tbh.
Hmm. Okay i suppose. Hopefully it worked.
Yeah, but sleeping too little sucks more.
Why wouldn't they be?
I'm slightly ashamed to admit that I've listened to this before. I guess I do like at least one of her characters.
Does it though? if you oversleep you end up waking up tired and sore anyway, at least in my experience. Then I've just wasted more time.
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I'd rather be a little groggy and sore than the deal with rage inducing levels of no sleep
Hi Chen.
Yellow!
What's up?
I fap to your waifus.
Its DnD 3.5 with less broken rules.
It did. That glove is a bad idea. And cutting out the tumor stopped me from killing the party. I think it worked.
Qi dqizuwuwuwuwuwuwuru
Have you tried taking something to help you fall asleep?
Morning.
I've never played DnD.
Cool, I fucked your mother.
Well you know what it is at least.
who this?
Dicks and dicks is pretty popular.
New fone.
I'm not sure how you arrived at those letters, but hi sachi. How're you?
Aww, but killing your friends is jolly fun.
Nah, hate that stuff. Doesn't play nice with my brain.
I nearly killed the sorceror.
Very.
Good morning, how'd you sleep?
Give me a call on your new phone 18002738255
By ditcqing two letterd
Bas like alwayd
But then you get that sweet, sweet sleep. I don't really know anything else to recommend to help you, sorry.
It seems like it would be a lot of fun.
I haven't slept yet. Why do I have you on speed-dial already? :^)
you forgot a w
Sleep then. Because you want to live :v)
But I'm not sleepy. I might have been lying but I still do want to live.
You could arm wrestle with Satan, I'm usually tired after that. That's good :o
Hmm. Alright.
Ehh i'll get back to sleeping like a normal person sooner or later. It's fine.
Just youtube.
Is that something you do regularly? Did you end up getting enough sleep? I like to think so, too.
It's another way to say fapping, so yeah I do it like 5 times a day
Hopefully sooner rather than later. Make me breakfast, please.
Damn kids and their fancy new lingo..
I've never heard of that though, maybe I should brush up on my masturbation euphemisms. 5 times a day seems slightly excessive.
I'm pretty sure I'm the only one who says that so it's fine. Yeah sometimes I'm pretty sore after a session, like right now I'm pretty tired
I can't cook. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
That's pretty lewd my dude. I understand now why you were sore last night.
Wow, useless. Guess I will have to make it then, what are your favorite breakfast foods?
I guess I'm more lewd than not..
You didn't ask me but eggs
Eggs and hashbrowns or something along those lines. What's yours?
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She has an stupid face, but I love her.
>blue
Its shit
So we just claim here?
For me to get to know you better
There's something I should let you know
To me you're just another random
Gonna have to let me go
How do you like your eggs? I only really know how to make them scrambled and I don't buy them often since it's impossible for me to get through 12 before they expire.
Same question as above. I'm not too big on breakfast but I enjoy eggs, bacon, and pancakes when I do end up eating it.
if you want
:(
Scrambled with stuff added to them usually :o
Cheese, right? I love me some cheesy scramby eggs.
Chorizo, potatoes, hot dogs. Do people add cheese regularly? never heard of it
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So you like breakfast burritos without the tortilla? And hotdogs, which I've never tried before. I-I thought it was normal at least.
That is an attractive forehead.
I usually like having bread or a tortilla, I'm dumb and can't roll a burrito :(
Try it sometime :o
*loves you*
lewd ; - ;
*Loves Ritsu*
No
Very attractive desu
Jesus christ fam, you can't live in our state if you can't roll a burrito
I just googled a picture for you
You fold one side up half way, then the two shorter sides over it, then you roll it over the shorter side.
ezpz, save this and you should be able to remember it after trying it a few times. I will consider trying hotdogs in my eggs though I don't really like hotdogs that much.
I kind of want to kiss it.
What the fuck man fuck you
shorter sides*
That s is kind of important
Don't bully me ; - ;
Gonna bookmark this
You don't like weenies? what a gay
I won't give up!
Maybe uwu
I'm here I guess.
I really want to kiss it owo
-_-
It's not that lewd
Post tits
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RREM
If i want?
:)
writing sexy on your body is ._.
ya boob
The world is yours, Hun
Hi.
Not to worry, I know who you are.
Everybody needs a little bullying from time to time. I'll eat them but they aren't my favorite. I bet you love weenies in your mouth don't you!?
How much though? I should rewatch K-on sometime, I haven't pretty much since it aired.
Good morning (your waifu's name here)
Tqank
Ok
Kqs
Where else would I put the weenies?
Your butt or something
Guys
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Gals
I use real weenies for that
fl chan
Probably scrambled. I'm not huge on breakfast food either.
Wqat
Hi not nothing
A lot
I'd rewatch it again but I finished watching it with my brother just a few weeks ago
Yeah but it's just her fivehead
Nozomi's the only one for me
lulu chan
hi not muffin
Claimed
that's a new one
what's a fivehead? owo
kiss qradley
A big forehead
checked
Lewd.
Good choice. Those are pretty easy to make if you ever decide to learn to cook so you can be a good waifu.
Wow, thanks for the invite. There's a movie too, right? I haven't seen it.