/heem/: khabib edition

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Previous thread: News:

>Jacare vs Whittaker set for UFC on Fox 24
twitter.com/mma_kings/status/838426921977458688

>Dana unsure of Khabib's future
mmajunkie.com/2017/03/ufc-boss-dana-white-unsure-of-khabib-nurmagomedovs-future-following-ufc-209-scratch

>UFC to return to New Zealand
mmajunkie.com/2017/03/ufc-returning-to-new-zealand-for-ufc-fight-night-110-in-auckland-in-june

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Brendan Schaub is literally, unironically and objectively God's God.

Schaub is God

Woodley bless

meant to use this webm
oh well

This shouldnt be fucking allowed. I'd be surprised if tyron is suspensed more than a month.

if maia loses Im going to rage online so hard

Tyron would heem Maia desu

10th for fuck stevia thompson

honesttly i see this as a lose lose for Maia even if he wins, i can see him going through a war and acrweing a huge amount of damage that will make his age catch up to him, even if he gets to Woodley is going to be way old and out of his second wind prime

Masvidal is my boy but he will lose here

I wouldn't mind Nick fighting Tyrone

>i still believe in bellator afterall

who is this cum caboose

> I wouldn't mind Nick fighting Tyrone
If they book it quickly, yeah. But Nick will take forever with negotiations complaining about pay.

pls no

>le haven't won a fight in over 5 years man
>that win was a decision over BJ Penn

>tyrone won 3 rounds

me too but he deserves a shot regardless

>tyron vs nick
if they time it so maia doesnt wait too long

>thompson did anything the whole fight

I think nick can def win a 5 round fight with woodley

Who /EBI/ here? Its on in 2 hours

Dan Kelly is coming for that belt.

>tyrone
grow up

Booty blasted brazil bitch, shit up and post trannies

tyron would wrestlefuck and gnp him desu

>I watch BJJ

18:30
youtu.be/nbWK_o5K4Q8

forrest is right

Cool people with cool hats and coats watch BJJ?

yes, it was a compliment

*tips trilby*

learn your memes newfag he just called youa autistic, that is a beta cuck SJW pretty much you got rek

Or alternatively he would stand by the fence while Nick lied down leisurely in the middle of octagon

Funny how nobody denies it, huh?

Did the judges last night watch the fight on CNN?

who here cant wait for joe rogan to retire from commentating ?

This should have been stopped long before grandpa stepped in.

Did you lads see my ILWU brother chilling next to T-Ferg last night?

lads when is conor fightin

i need the hype

Did you watch it on Fox?

Never ever, he decided to retire young and thanked for all the cheese

I watched it at the library

how'd you score both fights?

woodley 10-8 1 and 5
wonderboy 235
47-46 woodley

woodley 3 and 10-8 5
wonderboy 124
47-47

The absolute state of that main event and the sport of mma in general

this is why we need conor vs nate 3 or conor vs tony

no more bullshit main events

Nothing is wrong with MMA you fucking racist whiteboi

Really feels like this is the lowest point in MMA and UFC have been at in recent memory.

...

>people still trying to say rd 5 was a 10-8

"No"

anybody have a stream for ebi?

Not for another bong and thirty bings lad.

47-47
48-47 Thompson, maybe a draw but only because that round was more dominant than any other and there is no other way to reflect that in the scoring system. I don't think that round in itself is worth a 10-8 in any normal fight where they aren't just staring at each other.

its seems like after every PPV theres a new dumpster fire division, right now its WW. before that it was WFW, before that if was FW, etc etc

DOnt post this on Reddit
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>no more bullshit main event
say no more

>GSP vs Bisping
>Artem vs Cub
>Aldo vs Holloway
>?????

Is UFC a dead sport?

maia needs to fight masvidal, lawler, and wonderboy before he deserves a shot at the title 2bh

woodley should fight nick, then GSP, then conor once he comes back

Corey Anderson is Naaaaasty

youtu.be/QDsi-_zIs1w
>Dana WHITE goes on a racist rant

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DUDE POST MORE

haha I get it

Thanks mates

EBi is live with COMBAT JIU JITSU
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After yesterday Woodley won't get ANY moneyfights, steady diet of number one contenders awaits him

why do you keep doing this? nobody likes them

I like them

fuck khaSHIT and fuck you

fuck khabib and fuck you!

literally who gives a fuck about that abortion of a title fight, lets talk about what really matters. REEM on the hunt for what is rightfully his.

fuck khabib!

reem vs noganu
reem vs black beast

I don't see it any other way

I also agree, Wondermeme doesn't deserve any support anymore by no one's part, he end up being utter trash, a sissy coward weak white boi

he never was my guy

reem vs black beast

do it

I came to the conclussion you're always right, based irish lad

Conor vs Ferguson is the fight to make right now

Noone wants to see Conor vs Nate 3 even though it could be spicy and a potential kebab fight will be too onesided,if he actually appears

>implying wwe wont have bisping vs gsp winner fight anderson

Can't stop
Won't stop
Rubbing this in

anderson is under contract with the ufc so no, they won't

>conor vs nate 3
>not bullshit

>Say you're gonna throw more strikes in the rematch
>Become even more passive

#ANDNEW

he was talking about WME-IMG but good meme

You know what I was BUTTHURT when Condit lost but 1 year later I can understand why Lawler got the nod. You can't win a championship throwing leg kicks and jabs, Condit actually hurt Lawler, Wonderboy didn't do anything to phase Tyron for 10 rounds, so if Condit didn't deserve to win then moreso neither did Wonderboy.

Why do women have such short arms?

why has there been so many "robberies" at WW
>GSP/Hendricks
>Hendricks/Lawler
>Conduit/Lawler
>Tyrone/Wondermaymay

they don't. they tend to have longer limbs than a man of equal height. they have narrower shoulders.

is the event itself streaming?

its a weight class where jabfiends have to coexist with overhand right merchants

Pea-size Brain: Wonderboy Won
Walnut-size Brain: Woodley Won
Cantaloupe-size Brain: Neither Won
Watermelon-size: and both should be sent to purgatory (Bellator) and make Maia vs Masvidal be for the Real Title

If you actually think that absolute stinkfest last night was a robbery you are an utter fucking moron and are hopeless of being redeemed

>Conduit/Lawler
>Tyrone/Wondermaymay

Interesting. Women truly have the deepest lore.

h-hey rude boy, do you kiss your mother with that mouth?

Ur mum has the deepest cunt

Only the first fight there was a robbery.

french kissed yours m8

stream for EBI tonite that is not firstrowsports?

kek

Have a (You)

So if I kick someone's legs 25 times in 1 round but then they knock me down in the last 10 seconds does that mean I still win the round?

Nothing compares to your dad's juicy manpussy

ufc.tv

Wrestling coach did you see all the Round 2 WebM's Murica made last thread?

Here's R1 stuff, let me know if any of them are off

thanks bro

Does UFC without Goobs even matter?

Anyone have a stream for EBI 11? About half an hour