Hello one and all. I am the One True user

Hello one and all. I am the One True user...

Send unto me your life questions and they shall be answered.
Also Rick and Morty Thread.

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Are traps gay?

Indeed my child. As the good book reads:

>An user who hath lay with a trap, hath lay with another man regardless of how feminine.

Guess this is legit after all..

PRAISE KEK HE HAS RISEN

Are you a boy or a girl?

And more importantly, why am I still watching R&M when its so bad?

youtube.com/watch?v=-m3ZZthZAfs

youtube.com/watch?v=IM0RJRLrilI

But isn't the one true Morty actually the evil one?

Rick and Morty is a shitty show

>WOW Im also a nihilistic piece of shit I relate so much Im so smart and deep no one understands me except for the millions of other nu-males and hipster chicks who watch the same popular show and feel the exact same way

I am user. I have always been user.

>And more importantly, why am I still watching R&M when its so bad?

No matter how bad it gets, we won't be able to forget joy the first two seasons brought us.

Evil is a relative position.

what's a body language game combo that will probably teach a lot to some faggot retard (who's only just thought about how body language is a thing) when enacted in most situations and responded to?

Life. Go outside and play it.

What career i should study

thanks for that insight bae

Whatever provides the best balance between enjoyment and possible yearly income.

But the true one user would say the career name not a fag phrase just to fit every response

Work for BLACKED

Does this suffice, my child?

>one true user
>rick and morty thread

are you the one true morty or the one true user morty?

Cringe

well im just wondering are you one or the other

What if one is we and they are many?

MEGA FUCKING CRINGE

Go out and play baseball