/mls/ general - WEEK TWO Eternal Dynamo edition (now with more /ayy/)

>Saturday, March 11
New England Revolution vs Orlando City SC, 2pm EST
Chicago Fire vs Real Salt Lake, 2pm
New York Red Bulls vs Colorado Rapids, 4pm
Philadelphia Union vs Toronto FC, 4:30
Montreal Impact vs Seattle Sounders, 7pm
Houston Dynamo vs Columbus Crew, 8:30
Sporting KC vs FC Dallas, 9pm
San Jose Earthquakes vs Vancouver Whitecaps, 10pm

>Sunday, March 12
NYCFC vs DC United, 2pm EST
Minnesota United FC vs Atlanta United FC, 5pm
LA Galaxy vs Portland Timbers, 7pm

>NASL
nasl.com/schedule (3/25)
>USL
uslsoccer.com/usl-schedule (3/25)
>NWSL
nwslsoccer.com/schedule (4/15)
>AYY lmao
a-league.com.au/results

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>posting generals early

bad form

>it's an Erik Hurtado episode

I'd dynamo all over them. If you catch my drift.

>perf

Davies looks great. Fucking Manlet and Hurtado cant score for shit

So, do we hate vancouver or are they too far away? Are toronto our only real rivals?

Shit league with shit players.

It's amazing how his shit performance drags down the rest of the forwards.

yeah. at least manlet seems to have a working brain, though, and can occasionally create stuff

Congrats Atlanta

welcome to
>Now

im just bitter cause he missed the whole fucking net from 10 feet out

Post more >#hooligan shit

>tfwrevsfan
>tfwnodefense
>tfwnoMLSC Up
>tfwnoqt3.14SSS

;_;

>no more >soon posting
:)

Ilsinho rocking some /fa/ glasses

well, that was a half

in texas these girls are anorexic

Honestly don't think we looked that bad out there Onyewu has been surprisingly solid so far, I'd be happy with a draw for the first one away

>SOLAR
>POWER
>EVERY
>HOUR

1-1 FT
caps score around 60', then slowly give ground and allow about a million chances, but miraculously only one goes in
ousted makes about 9 saves
the official word here will be that it was a "decent start"

pics

Alright /spee/ which Premier League team is going to sign Davies?

I think they're gonna put Illsinho in when your defenders get a bit more tired, he's got ability to get one

>>implying it won't start right back up again when Garber sprinkles the franchise fairy dust on Sacramento/St Louis/San Diego/whoever this summer

stoke
immediately loaned out to somewhere in the netherlands or belgium, never to be seen again

depends on how authentic his birth certificate is.

You could build a nice rivalry with New England if anyone gave a fuck about them

even Kraft doesn't give a fuck about the Revs, how sad

We'll fuck me illsinho isn't even on the bench

sapong then
same result

keke every time

Jacobson plays as ugly as he looks

>caps players keep slipping
>on their home turf
really makes you think

hes hurt, minor hamstring injury

linesman btfo

linesman BTFO

...

Gooch goin full murder mode

Union murderball is great

>You now remember Brek Shea

*yawn*
Union games are such a snore

wtf is labia doing

missed it. another "fuck this game, just send me off, ref" move?

>*yawn*

Spector > Shea
Orlando did good

No he just blatantly gave it away for the 3rd time this game.

FUGGGGG

is waston injured? HOLY FUCK SO CLOSE

montero looks slow as fuck

>no waston vs. onyewu battles on set pieces
we're really missing out

I think he's just being rested or something though, didn't hear about any injuries
or maybe suspended. that would be classic waston

he got a red at the end of last season so he has to serve the suspension

ok that explains it. Pretty sure i remember that now

I am 0% surprised about this

kek

>It's a Union delusion episode again
wtf I hate union now

>its a 0-0 episode

>whitecaps
>not allowing at least 1 goal
just you wait my man

it will come in the 85'

brek "time to fuck up" shea

>reddit said montero would be good.

They wouldnt lie to me, would they bros?

he's a direct upgrade on hurtado, whatever you say

you lied to me user

>now

Union are shit

t. Philly fan

well at least they didn't lose

"I'm not going to bother with atlanta/red bull, it'll probably be dull. besides, the caps are playing later and I really want to watch that"
-me

Well thats gay as fuck. Here's my take aways
>Laba is still shit
>Montero looked very slow and unimpressive
>Shea looked pretty good
>Davies looked great

slurped again lads

SEMEN

is it not your team you filthy fucking leaf?

forgot
>Jacobson is trash

>>Shea looked pretty good

were we watching the same game?

yes. but that game was
D I R E
I
R
E

True, which is good enough

what was wrong with he game he played?

>Three 0-0 slurping fests this weekend

Glad that MLS is treating our new fans to the league's best.

for the first 10 minutes after he got subbed in he gave the ball away every. single. time. he got it

turf looked like shit and everyone was slipping around, but at least Jacobson can use both feet to pass. Teibert is le left foot everything man, even if using the right makes more sense.

He was the only guy creating chances though. Montero looked invisibe.

not him but there's something about his aggression and drive that I like, yeah. he isn't amazing, but with speedy and regularly flaky manlets around him, maybe he'll be a useful distraction to defenders. that isn't meant sarcastically

>tfw number 1 in fantasy
Are you even trying Sup Forums?

>Number of players this year is 1/2 of what it was last year
Hey faggots its not too late to join they are resetting points for week 2 when it " really" begins.

Jones looked more than serviceable in that ball winner role, leaves passing and on ball skill to be desired but if our academy can produce more MLS ready players I'm fine by that

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They're getting fucking exhausting, man. I've been to Yankee Stadium twice, had beer thrown on me once and once had a guy try to start a fight as we were walking back to our bus.

Obviously that's not indicative of everyone but Jesus leave the wannabe hooligan shit at home.

>wewligans

>nycfc supporter steals seat seat from Orlando stadium
>gets put in plastic handcuffs by cops
Pure poetry

NYCF are the hooligan franchise /MLS/ always asked for, was it worth it? I say yes because we can make fun of them for it

This, they will always be the hilarious embarrassment of the league

Fucking NYCFC are the gift that keeps on giving. 9 free points on our shield run and single handedly fixed our GD

So was the season before last an anomaly? Seems like it was looking back.

See for more supporting evidence.

Meant offseason, but yeah we lost quite a few people and tripfags.

Just got back from the ATL UTD game.

Just wanted to pop in and say pic related are the biggest group of faggots in history. Been to literally hundreds of ATL sporting events and these guys are some of the worst people ever. I'm a Falcons fan that went to the Super Bowl, and the fucking Pats fans there were better than these fucks

Honestly regretting buying supporters section tickets because of how awful Terminus Legion is.

forgot pic.

fuck these guys.

>just now learning that >soon posters are faggots

Why are they such faggots? Curious as to why they do

I was honestly surprised at the level of faggotry.

I've been to all the legendary ATL sports losses. GB 2011 playoffs, 49ers nfccg, Super Bowl, infield fly, and the fans of those opposing teams were nowhere near as bad as these fucking lames

Worst experience I've ever had with other fans and theyre our own fanbase.

I honestly hate them. You should have seen them running around with megaphones begging people not to do the Puto chant, everytime they did it we'd just do the chant louder lmao they were so mad

FIIIIGHT

FOUGHT

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