Aights faggots, we've messed with the IPhone peasants a couple of times , and with the new IPhone X comes a new way of gettings keks.
Lets make braindead IPhone worshippers believe something stupid that will fuck up their IPhone.
My take: The Pan Challenge X We say the new IPhone is heat resistant and to prove that, Apple has released a new challenge which is to put the IPhone inside a pan and heat it up to the maximum.
"The new IPhone technology allows your IPhone X (or 8) to survive the dangers of your washing machine! To protect your phone from when you forget it in your pants!"
Jack White
I don't disagree that it's both dumb and unbelievable, but... Would you have believed that people would drill into their itoys looking for the hidden jack?
Christopher Rivera
good point.
We have to make it a challenge though, otherwise people wont do it.
They said it was made with sturdier glass. New challenge: drop your phone without the case.
Nicholas Smith
The new iPhone X is so light it will float in salt water. Still too heavy for fresh water but will float in salt water.
To test they'll have to drop it in the ocean
Ayden Perry
Quick Charge your iPhone by putting it on an induction stove
Jeremiah Anderson
iphone X is resistant to bear attacks
Landon Bailey
"new iphone x is fireproof"
Mason Gutierrez
>thinking the ipeasants even know the ocean has salt water
James Roberts
What you need is for them to think the new phone does something for them healthy like checks for STD's so they have to shove it in their pussy, you fucking plebs are hardly ever original anymore.... herpa durr let's heat it like a micowave again cause i'm fucking autistic
Gavin Brown
Weapons grade autism on display again little boys
you just get sadder
Jack Foster
Its because Larry Ellison told Tim Cook that he would never get an iphone unless it was safe to take on his boats so Tim Cook made it float
Justin Perry
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Jaxson Butler
i'm sure that's hilarious at the gay bar, real sense of accomplishment you must've achieved, rid myself, this thread and your family of your fucking stupid and kys
Isaiah Nguyen
Nigga you are 13 Monkeys off the rails crazy. We can use you, but not here. Come back later.
Grayson Green
>rendering your phone virtually impact damage and cracked screens What is this Engrish my dude
Thomas Murphy
Trying to target hipster faggots. The nice part about this is it is hard to disprove. if it sinks one can just say it floated away.