Just took 8.5 dried grams psylocybin... and I have a problem Sup Forums. I was invited over to a friends house tomorrow for a social gathering... but one of my old crushes who I'm still getting over will be there with her bf. When I found out they were going my initial reaction was that I didn't want to go.
Am I being a faggot?
Should I go and ignore them and have fun? (Difficult)
Should I attempt to emasculate this dude? (What if he is objectively superior to me?)
Help me mushrooms
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>taking psychs
>going to a party
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Don't.
I'm not going today, it's tomorrow. The psychs are tonight for getting answers if Sup Forums does not deliver.
Please shut up.
Ok
Go ahead and go, if she knows you liked her the best way to get back at her is to be happy without her. The best revenge is living a long healthy life
>one of my old crushes
>never were together
>I'm still getting over
you should probably just kys
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You shouldn't care OP cmon man
We went out a bunch and had a lot of fun (shits complicated), but never got sexually intimate or used any labels because we're coworkers. We still interact all the time at work but I avoid any of the more personal / intimate stuff since she picked up this dude. Shits complicated... if she wasn't a coworker it would have been different.
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I think you're right. What will the mushrooms tell me?
mah boi, worry not about trout mouths, these sad fucks have never witnessed the beauty of boomers. Enjoy your night, in fact check out that wall next to you...isn't that the funniest shit you've ever seen? Let me tell you what you're going to do tomorrow, you're going to go to that party having tripped dicks tonight and it's going to be some of the lamest shit you've ever seen. Instead of worrying about the short game invest yourself in the long game. If you build it they will cum. Improve yourself, invest yourself in something and follow it through... chicks dig someone who's invested in something cool (jogging, weight lifting, giving them orgasms, anything). In other words FUCK THE DUMB SHIT, you're already next level YOU ARE NOT WORRIED ABOUT SOME BASIC BITCH OR HER CUCK BOYFRIEND. You have good shit coming your way Hombre, don't worry about those faggots, it won't work out.
>jogging
Kills gains
>weight lifting
I already do this
>giving them orgasms
I literally believe the only reason this didn't hapoen is because I didn't make it happen... being a professional is fucking hard Sup Forumsros
Appreciate the reply
Fuck the drama m8, bollocks to it.
only said the orgasm part because we on Sup Forums ;)
let me guess, youre a kid at his first job and never have had a gf
I feel like I've created it through previous inaction... which makes me think... don't go?
one of your old crushes? you were never even together, you sound like a fucking retard right now.
Nah, this is grown folks shit. I'm in my 30's. I've had gfs and most of them are trash, genuine human connection is a mother fucker. When we hung out it was a quality good time, but the weird shit is she's objectively beneath me in a lot of ways me and I should just go to the party and fucking ghost her... but I'll feel like shit all night.
>if she wasnt a coworker it would be different
Shit... do you realize how retarded you sound? Sounds like an excuse a beta faggot would use.
Go if you're desperate to, but nothing good will come of interacting with them. Try and have a good time but fuck off without a fuss if the mood turns shite.
this is the most beta shit ive read in awhile. congrats to you. its even more pathetic when you put down your old girlfriends like you arent the problem
NO go to that motherfucker. You will not be worried about them. If you lord over shit like that when you're tripping it's all you'll think about. Psychedelics are a personal thing. No one will have gone on your trip with you therefore they know not the journey. Find some badass music and enjoy yourself friend, I'm living vicariously through you. I once had an opportunity to bang the fuck out of this milf that was living with me and my GF while we were 16 fresh caps deep... Tripping absolute dicks... sometimes things seem different from that point of view.
You got this shit nigger
Beta behaviors are probably partially to blame at least, there were moments of weakness (like tonight for example).
Good advice... just bail if it turns to shit
This is the only problem I have to solve at the moment... it's how mens minds work. It is all consuming unfortunately.
furthermore, why is she invited to your friends house? your friend that you work with? who she also works with?
Stay home and play video games. You'll enjoy yourself more.
No, through a mutual longstanding friend
I don't play video games anymore unfortunately... vanilla wow, cs, and cod4 ruined me
Fuck vidja... Check out the moody blues, they got this album "days of future passed" that shit's fucking lit give her a shot. I know you've heard at least the last song but the whole album works as masterpiece
Grand scheme yea it doesn't fucking matter... but...
Should I stay or should I go... tho?
ok thats it. this has to be bait, no one is this retarded
your longstanding friend just happens to be friends with a girl you work with. lemme guess you didnt get the job just to stalk her right? no one is this beta. fake and gay bye nigger
Go
If you don't it will be an life experience you will have missed.
Small world, I don't understand why this is what you're hung up on. Successful people build reputations and are known and friendly with other successful people.
I was in a situation a few months ago but her boyfriend wasn't there. I say just go and ignore her that's what I did and I had a great time at the party I went to
Lol thats a lot my guy dont do anything fucking crazy
Yea, fuck... shrooms are kicking in and these ring the truest right now. Means a lot Sup Forumsros
Other than asking Sup Forums for advice I think I'll be fine. This isn't uncharted territory, but yes... not for beginners (asking Sup Forums for advice, not the shrooms part)
I love you Hombre, I know I sound like a huge faggot but just know that if I knew you personally I fucking fight someone so you could be happy. Don't worry about that troutmouth. you'll find your boxxy, guaranteed .
It's the mushrooms on the come up, but I feel it. Thanks,
And I'm not small, If I go I'll most certainly intimidate this bf person. I'm not a big guy 4u mode but not far off
I just found out how to reply on this new fangled Sup Forums shit, don't intimidate him he's not worth it. In fact check out that moody blues album I was talking about, If that's not your speed give this dude called "shlohmo" a chance, I took these hydroponics one time and fell in love with that faggot.
Better be enormous if you took 8g of shrooms less than an hour ago. Otherwise I predict a hospital visit in your future.
Go to the bathroom and flip the light switch a couple of times.
What the fuck ever faggot you might as well eat the shit the fucking shroom grew out of he'll be fine.
Go and have fun. Don't be an ass, just have fun and perhaps meet someone better. If things go bad it will be forgotten in a couple of years. If things go well you could have memories for a lifetime.
Don't go bro it will just dampen your spirits. Fuck a bitch, nigga. do you.
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Nah, sounds unfun...
My dad has seizures, and I've cleaned up after that for 10 years before moving the fuck away from there. Grand mal seizures aren't hereditary its from getting severely beaten
> go to the party op
> dont worry about crush and maybe find another qt
> and just bail if shiit gets shitty
> ??????
> PROFIT!!!
Gettin real hard to type, have to revise a lot. This moody blues stuff aint my speed but I feel you
Also these captchas worthless... literally "pick the square" fuck outta here google
I recommend having this playing before you start looking for answers.
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Dont go man mushrooms will increase what you feel dramatically and if yourw still getting over her youre gonna have a bad time
It's one of those albums that goes in a circle. Give it a shot, it's not that long. It's like what pink floyd was going for but they did it after those faggots. Also just got fucking 4 captcha shits in a row... what the fuck getting too drunk to handle that shit.
just go and have a good time, don't try to pull any bullshit. people look their best when they're having fun, not when they're overly concerned about a past crush. i know it's much easier said than done to "get over it", but honestly you'll be way happier once you do. being concerned with your own well-being is way more attractive than fawning over a girl that you don't have any real romantic relationship with
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This dude is on to something.
Also Carl Sagan's Pale blue dot speach.
Good point if he's still tripping, but he should be fine by tomorrow. I never heard of shrooms lasting 24 hours. But then, 8g? Who knows.
>Am I being a faggot?
yes
>Should I go and ignore them and have fun?
if you want to go to the party, you should go; if you don't, you shouldn't
>Should I attempt to emasculate this dude?
no, you should stop being an obsessive faggot
the more you post, the more obvious it is that you are a beta faggot loser so this is probably a waste of time, but you need to stop fixating on this woman. Obsessing over a woman is the most guaranteed way of drying up a pussy.
depends on how he had them, eating 12 hrs maybe, tea more like 6hrs. the thing is, the day after bro will be so fucking tired and energy zapped, anyone that has had a dose like this knows it's a bitch the next day.
How did you have them bro?
Ate them straight, sipping some normal hot tea with lemon in it
lol work called and tbis is fucking HARD doing remote work when the mushrooms are pulling you away
so, about an hour and a half ago you ate 8g dried shrooms, posting on Sup Forums, doing remote work (as in a paid job i assume?)
you could be troll, you could be exaggerating, or you could be telling the truth.... not sure...
next time, do yourself a big favor and go outside on a nice day with a good friend or whatever and enjoy them then - or do them in silent darkness, no music, no light, friend in the next room. one or the other. you are using a rolex as a hammer bro..
The mushrooms wont tell you shit, unless you ask them
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Also, you'll end up proving to her that she made the right decision, OP.
8.5 is heroic dose, do what Papa Mckenna said:
"sit down, shut up, and pay attention (preferably in a comfy silent darkness)"
i was just about to say. you have to listen to the whole album.
shits molten
Flip a coin
shut the fuck up, the lethal dose is 10% of your bodies weight.
how the fuck would he manage eating in the very least 15 pounds of mush?
Just don't stress about it. If you think it's going to bother you, don't go. If you think you can be both enjoy yourself and be respectful of their evening, go.
that's how i make all my decisions, do it OP
2 hours in. Probably still climbing to the peak but definitely 75% there
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I forget how many thousands of dollars it is per minute when down looooooooooooool
I had 9 grams of dried shrooms once, at them in about 20 minutes with some McD's. Ended up having the worst time of my life. Didn't feel normal after that for months. Ended up the hospital convinced I was dying.
Ok I should be good to go think in dark quiet now