I'm off to the liquor store boys

I'm off to the liquor store boys.
What should I get?

Water and a bag of ice

depends on your buget, user.

Chocolate milk

You don't get the liquor, Randy.

The liquor gets you.

Whiskey/bourbon. 100 proof decent not too good cuz that's pricey

Laphroaig. Never look back.

tons of weed

Jager
Is healthy

i'll take some of them jallapenno chips. also, fuck off, lahey!

good taste

I feel like some of the guys in this thread missed the mark completely

First and foremost, user, consider your budget and your alcoholic needs. If you're into experimentation and play, then buy liqueurs (e.g., Cointreau & Limoncello) to mix with some grocery store juices. If you're like me, buy bottom-shelf vodka and throw it back with juice chasers. Remember to drink lots of water to avoid hangovers and increase recovery time in case you have responsibilities to tend to the next day.

Nature of the beast

Lemon juice, vodka, triple Sec. Mix it in equal parts and drink a glass of water every once in awhile so you don't get hungover. Also pace yourself, Jim.

shitterpillar in the shitstorm

In a car accident

I'm good, thanks for the offer.

Having a phone that takes a fucking 4MB photo by default is annoying when you have to edit and crop the shit out of it in order to post it online without repeatedly changing the settings to some disgusting low quality. Maybe I will go get a six pack after all.

Checking further, that was a 3036x4048 photo by default that, even after cropping, is 2161x2866 and is really just unreasonably large. I only have a 1920x1080 monitor..

whisky or tequila.

A bottle of Jameson and a 3-pack of pornography.

Condoms.

...

Fuck off Lahey

A job.

Shit man, its friday night and you still go there

That's fine. I'll just snort my caffeine and be on my way.