Hello mortals, would you like to make a contract? You'll become a magical boy/girl

Hello mortals, would you like to make a contract? You'll become a magical boy/girl.

I can grant any miracle you wish.

What is your price?

Not interested in magic, just want to slip inside of a coworker and not see her again.

Again, what is the price?

You must fight witches for the rest of your life. Also, I'm going to put your soul into a bejeweled egg.

Yo I'm willing to endure torture for all eternity and selling my soul for cool magic powers. What you got in time magic department and for what costs

Not sure if that is a reference I don't get -- but I'll make that trade

It's not worth it. Trust me.

Ok, how does this work? I need revenge, not miracles

its worth it to me. even if it means i only live for one more year. i would like to make a contract.

I didn't have another egg, so your soul will be placed into this object.

here I thought something bad might come from this, it only gets better

You may wish for your enemy to die if you like. I can make any miracle occur, as I've stated.

so is that thing a pokemon or what?

Ok how does this work, do I give you a name?

he can make pokemon real for you. just sign the contract user, become a magical girl.

Tell me who you would like to be killed, and you may specify a certain way of death if you must. But in return you shall become a magical boy/girl, that's all I ask from you.

Or I could take the shape of a Pokemon if you like. Anything for a contract, I suppose.

would you let an user have his way with you for a contract?

can i get absolute dominance over those who walk among me?

ill sign but only if im allowed to turn people into food and eat them mostly chocolate and cookies

I believe so.

I wish to be able to alter objective and subjective reality in any and all ways that I choose to.

Including any way which would diminish your powers on me.

And what are pros and cons of becoming one? Also I changed my mind, let me think of another miracle

wtf is that thing looks like the bigger brother of that cat from card captors

I'm quite unsure if I'll allow that.

As you wish, I am quite fond of eating, myself.

yaaay

so whats the catch here are you going to like kill me if i stop following you or find out your really super evil?

You may or may not get a skirt. Magical boys are new to me, unfortunately. Other than that you must fight witches until your demise. That's all I shall reveal.

o joy

i'll take telekinetic abilities, although my soul is already given to the One so..theres that

Ok sign me up

Yolo I'm fight some witches.

Miracle? Peak human physical and mental conditioning instantly.

If I wake up jacked tomorrow I'll fight witches AND suck your pokedick

You may do what you wish with your powers, but fighting witches is something you cannot avoid. I'm not evil, by the way...

k make me a cute girl thats my age

i have several demi god like beings all claiming my soul already due to the artifacts they have given me can i still sign up? just so you know theres about 17 of them already so you may have to fight them over my soul

Interesting decisions; I do not object, of course.

It's not like you're a genie here with a catch on the wish besides fighting some witches.

I'll go with able to use any super power I can think of.

im not op

Unfortunately, I don't think that would be possible. Apologies.

Alvaro

I'm gonna screen cap this and if tomorrow it's true I'll be back. Mark my words Sup Forums.

I want to be able to move like Quicksilver with a normal life expectancy. I'm not looking to steal shit I just want to pull pranks like everybody at the stock exchange suddenly gets a water balloon dropped on their head. You can put my soul in a vibrating egg I don't care.

You may have to wear a ridiculous costume, but other than that, your wish is my command.

ugh..some wizard you are

I wish for an autonomic power which instantly destroys any entity that intends to harm me.

Ridiculous? Pfft. Can be assless chaps idgaf I'm a superhero.

I've never done egg requests before, but here you are.

Calm down there MJ Fox

I hope you like CDs.

You ignoring me?

Make my girlfriend bisexual and want to fuck my best friend Nicole.

Make me the girl I have always dreamed of being. Body, friends, relationship, not suicidal. anymore. I would like it all please, Not much just change everything about myself.... But don't worry if you cant deliver, I am working on it, slowly. It would just be nice to not be in this middle ground of being trans. What do i get people to call me? How can i do to convince people that I am a girl, and not some freak or someone who is mentally ill. ( I do have depression but being trans only contributes to my depression it is not the cause of it.)

tes quo nommenek dah behruk geb lod hoho

Best children's hospital performance ever

>magical boy/girl
>contract

T--THIS IS HERESY!!!!

I'll sign if I get the ability to grant my own wishes eternally with 100% accuracy and no limitations of any form of rules.

Oh, I apologize, I was just unsure of what you wanted. If it is the man in the photo, then you shall have him.

...

As you wish, but you will have to wear male clothing.

Super Sayajin.

...

I will allow it, but you must become me... Or at least a very discount version of me.

Ok!

not heresy in my Sup Forums

You are very bothersome. Tell me, how have I harmed you, sir?

Puella Magi Madoka Magica.

Made me hunt through google for this ya faggot?

Also

Buzzkill

oooooo fucking k what the hell is up with this little white eye ball fucker. do do it like eat the souls of people it makes deals with? this little nigger i scary

Let me fuck a lot of girls. Is that ok?

>I can grant any miracle you wish.
make it so i was never born and hadn't ever existed and thus immediately cease existing throughout all time
such a foolish wish that'll never happen ;_; woe is me

>You are very bothersome. Tell me, how have I harmed you, sir?

you use magic.... magic is heresy...... you are heretic rat.

get out this place agent of Caos.

Lust seems to play quite the motivator. Of course, I'll allow it.

You are of no use to me dead. Get a noose for that problem.

I apologize for offending you, but this is such a convenient way to make contracts. So no, I won't be leaving just yet.

Hey! Remember me?

Oh, hello, old friend. How are things?

MOD´s the ordo hereticus demand exterminatus in this threat.

FOR EMPEROR OF MANKIND!!!!!

Why don't you share this cake with me? We don't need to fight like this.

Any miracle at all? I choose to be you.

I've already done this one, but here you are anyway.

Well, you did in the third movie you faggala.

And just look at where that got me.

I agree to your contract my wish is to be 6,5, very handsome, big dick, very wealthy and stronger than any man on the planet x10

Last reply wasn't me.
Alright, then can I just keep the first part of my wish?

How about I give you the ability to create anything your imagination can come up with? I believe that's a bit safer than giving you the ability to change reality itself.

I don't know if I can be of any help to you -_-

Do we have a deal?

Everyone has a desire, I can make yours a reality.

Do we have a contract?

But can i still manipulate the minds of others? And modify my age, vitality, and physical makeup in any way I see fit? And be able to predict the future?

But I desire to do good. I'm not sure I would know what to wish for.

Indeed, I shall turn you into 2 beings that resemble the numbers 6 and 5 respectively, both shall have large genitalia, you shall also be granted 300,000 dollars as that is wealthy to some people, and the strength is also yours. Have a good life.

Willing soul.

give me success in everything I pursue in life( please)

Nooooooooo. No deal. I want 100 million and be 6 foot 5 inches tall.

It's possible to create devices or magical objects that do the things you wish. All you need is a little imagination. In short, yes, technically.

Also. How will I know when my wish is active

Okay I agree! Sign me up!

nigga pls am need it

I knew that you would return someday Tailypo....
How can I serve ?

100 million styrofoam objects that resemble the word "and", you shall also be 6'5" tall. Trust me, you'll feel it. Have a good life.