Babysitting 6 years old niece

>babysitting 6 years old niece
(NO, I'm not molesting her)
> comfy, browsing 4 chan, Sup Forums
> suddenly hear motion behind me
> "Why are these girls have pee pee same boys?"
> sister-in-law is picking her up in 2 hours
> WHAT DO?!

have you tried molesting her?

Prop a shoddy ladder up against an above-ground pool. Drown her, dump the body in nearby woods, lie through your teeth that you left her sleeping in her bed and blame it all on your dad.

IDK STOP LOOKING AT TRAP PORN INFRONT OF CHILDREN. how hard is it to fucking do it right?

Nigger. Serves you right to look at Sup Forums in front of normies.

kek

kek

I like to watch trap porn while listening to trap music with children I've trapped from the neighborhood. I feel trapped in this life. What do?

Six year olds don't talk like that, asshole.

theyu dont have a big attention span, dont answer her or say anything else about it, if anthting just say "idk thats not supposed to be there" idk. then brainwash her with a bunch of dumb yt videos like cat vids, little kid music idk toddler shit

Trap yourself you fucking ultra fagus

This. OP is a massive fag.

Build traps around your house, obviously

it's my translaton to english from my language....

Your fucked user.

TEACH HER THAT ALL GIRLS HAVE DICKS AND THAT SHE IS ABNORMAL

when im the only one who put a legitimate fucking response and get no reply

This. Lots of this.

Tell her Hitler did nothing wrong

Tell her to say that in school

dunno if coming to her and remind her about it would help

maybe it was just an innocent question, that was forgoten 2 seconds after, maybe not...

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This is a you problem

And who said Sup Forums can give good advice when it comes to children

Pour bleach in her eyes. Say it's obviously false since she was accidentally blinded so early into your visit.

Explain to her what photoshop is and tell her it's shopped

Just introduce her to the site and shorten her lurking time already. 6 is good enough, this is not 2005 and we can't realistically expect kids to wait until 15.

Alright i vote for this

your fucked, unless you think of a good excuse m8, maybe tell her not to tell anyone, tell her its fake like this

newfag

What's she look like?

fpbp i am upset i laughed at this i am an awful human being

casey? is that you?

That's what you get for fapping to traps

kek

If you're any kind of man, you'll tap that ass

>2 hours
DISTRACT HER YOU FUCKING IDIOT

My 7 year old cousin was my first kiss on the lips. It just a peck and I didn't realize it until later, unless I was kissed on the lips by an aunt or something and don't remember, I was one of those kids that refused to hug anyone.

She was in my lap and she asked if I had any kids and I said "no" and she said good and kissed me on the cheek. I kissed her on the head and she giggled and kissed me on the lips. She usually calls me daddy now when we are playing.

Your story makes no sense. How old were you when she kissed you?

21

>My 7 year old cousin was my first kiss on the lips. It just a peck and I didn't realize it until later,
So you didnt know what a kiss was and you had your first kiss at 21?

6 year olds shouldnt speak like that unless theyre retarded.

Youve never met a 6 year old. Fake story.

> didn't know what a kiss was

what?

> had your first kiss at 21

yes. it's not really considered a first kiss because of the context but it was definitely the first kiss I had on the lips when I wasn't a kid if I ever did kiss grandma or something, and certainly my first kiss with someone who isn't closely related to me (she's third cousin)

I should say it was more than a one sided peck, it lasted about a second with lips pursed but it wasn't sexual.

I think she might have been trying to make her sister whose 10 a little jealous because they were competing for my attention.

aww pretty cute. any stories?

WOMEN HAVE PENIS >>> EVERY WOMEN,.

Her sister and her cousin went to walk the dog and I told her to go with them but she grabbed my hand and said no and I asked he why not. she responded "I want you"

Another time she was getting pretty excited (her favourite game is "tussle" btw where she wants you to hold her tight so she can wiggle free" and I jokingly asked why she couldn't be a good little girl, her sister sat beside me, hugged me and cuddled into me and said "I know how to be a good girl.

Other than that she was hugging me tight one time and wouldn't let go, as I dragged her around and she said she wanted to be apart of me.

I'm happy I don't make uncomfortable kids because I don't consider myself attractive or all that upbeat/give a cool vibe.

They are both pretty, with wavy blonde hair and blue eyes. The younger one especially will probably be a 9 when she grows up, the older one a 7 or 8.