Ok oldfags. What did you fap to in the analog world?

Ok oldfags. What did you fap to in the analog world?

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Polaroids of your thick mom OP

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Me too

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Traci Lords on VHS.

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I was a video clerk. I had to pull her shit that was discovered to be done when she was 17.

... which was basically *everything* where she was nude.

saw Fara faucet on tv
good for a whole week just remembering

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she had great banana tits and big areolas. But I'm afraid to post an image since she was 17. You can find images with GIS.

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I used to draw girls from my school naked by looking at the yearbooks. Photoshop is so cool...

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When I was a kid I'd cut pictures out of Playboy, Club, and shit. Then I put them in ziplock baggies and stuck them to the wall of the shower at eye level (the water tension held them in place).

Channel 69

Came in snowy as fuck but I was a kid so it was the best I could get my hands on.

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My nigga.

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holy areola

Yeah - puffies!

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She aged horribly though

playboy

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i just used to rape my little sister. she was a good whore. never told on me

Oh my - this nip slip from "The Muppets Take Manhattan"

Go on...

Hip hop videos on MTV

dad's porn stash

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Every morning Monday through Friday

Yes!

Smut rags, porn vhs tapes, models in department store ads, Cinemax and HBO.

Oh, and the internet has been around since the 80s, early 90s it started having porn.

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Not sure how I got this issue, but it was new at the time. Jill was my inspiration for many months.

There was no web browser until the early 90s. What you're talking about his AOL, the ARPANET and perhaps prodigy. Oh and CompuServe for 10 bucks an hour. A small minority of families had A modem for bbs.

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Used to time out the Cindy Crawford Charlie perfume commercial.

She was on a Star Trek episode too - as the pregnant wife of a chieftain on a planet the Kilngons and Federation wanted rights to mine.

This was the one I used in the 80s. It became AOL or one of the other early ones.

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op is newfag no oldfag calls themself an oldfag
and no oldfag calls someone a newfag


r we all newfags???

point is its OPs turn to become an hero

Fuckin' know-it-all newbie.
Usenet was king.
Mud was pervy.
FTP had data for those who were "in".

Sears and JCPennys catalogs

Also Farrah Faucet and other tv/movie 'stars'
Fucking cunts...no nudes

Yes, I was printing ASCII porn while you were shitting yourself. I am The Vax Cat.

Sears catalog underwear section.
Nat Geo naked nig nog section.

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The first time I heard of porn was kids at school talking about Fantasy.com so my friend and I went to it one day on his dad's dial up and thought it was crazy. I just checked and the domain is open now. Maybe I'll buy it and just post old yearbook photos.

Yes the arpanet.

Most likely. My dad and uncle were into the homebrew computer scene, so I was around it very early on.

Fidonet

a VHS of Porkys hidden in a Curse of the Azure Bonds game box

Heh - I recall a program that rendered those text files into B&W graphic s on Hercules monitors!

Newgrounds for sure though.

That was more bulletin boards: guys, companies (precursors to ISPs) that distributed info amongst each other. Not IP.

That's more like it.

Even those technologies were shit to fap to. 300 baud to get a cga nudie.

FTP was good, if you worked at the pentagon like my dad. Otherwise slow.

That was the transport mechanism - the carrier. You could say the web is Arpanet, too. But neither are.

I was at a university. The bottleneck was between the U and my PC. I thought I was in heaven when I saw 2400 bd!

Yes I sent my first email 1976 at from Worcester Polytech when I was just a kid. I was reading the cult of the dead cow when I was six

Telephony was more my thing

Gayfag here

>men in shooter's magazines with their kill
Mainly because they were in camo gear, but that on fucked me up. Now I'm into some weird slaughterhouse scenarios.

>uniformed cops in the newspaper
I still have a uniform fetish to this day

>the memory of sucking my dog off
That knot, doe

used to have to draw vaginas on paper and cut a hole in it so we could fuck it, we only had one piece of paper so me, my brothers and dad had to take turns, one year mom got it laminated for our christmas present, best chistmas ever

International Male catalog

fyi - she was raised as a nudist

Ah, kids these days will never understand the pleasure of sneaking a copy of Playboy out of their dad's secret collection. Now, we've all got 24/7 porn access on our phones, but back in the day there was something special out sneaking a look at a nekkid lady.

Pic related, Miss September 1970.

This guy could use a good fap. Yes you are king nerd.

Get over yourself.

Yeah - and was disappointingly uncute.

Back to the business at hand, so to speak...

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VHS, though it was hardly ever needed as faggots and their faggotry weren't around much back then, so you could fuck whores and sluts without worrying if your dick would fall off.
now diseases run rampant, go figure.

Magazines.

Voyeurism

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He is burried like 200 yards from my house.

I went out and had girls fap me

this

This, the neighborhood girls did just fine.

did you invent the vhs player, because I remember aids, herpes, syphilis, gonorrhea, etc around by the time they were in everyone's living room

This

Wore out the vhs tape

Hustler and Swank tbh.

oh hell yes Rhonda.

I miss him.

you know, she's still hot today.

Someone actually tried digging him up. The city council had to cover him in concrete

*That's* her name! Thanks - could not remember. She appeared in Playboy, y'know.

I was never so lucky.

I don't miss him *that* much.

user, use your head. Never bury your victims right next to your house. What do you think this is, a Adolf Hitchcock movie?

I loved her as host of USA UP! All Night. I miss that damn show as much as I miss her fun. Chicks wouldn't know fun bimbo if they tried any more.