Hey guys I need help, I took a shit recently and blood is coming out of my asshole, can you guys help?

Hey guys I need help, I took a shit recently and blood is coming out of my asshole, can you guys help?

you're a woman now.

femanon here.
I'll give you a tampon.

Try this home remedy:
Stop letting men fuck you

Most commonly just hemorrhoids. Schedule a Dr. appoint either way.

If the blood is black, tarry, or you're bleeding profusely, go to the ER.

Great now I think I have cancer

Of course we can help. This is Sup Forums - online community of professional medics and proctologists. Post pictures for a professional diagnosis.

>symptom of hemherroids
>engaging in anal sex

I had that recently happen. I had a stomach ulcer, later found out I also had an autoimmune disease.

is it fresh red blood? if so, its hemorrhoid's and you'll be fine.
is it black and tar like? if so you have a bleed in your GI Tract or stomach and you need to seek medical help asap.

Just go to the doctor. It's free.

are you Italian or what?

Doctor costs moneyt

Not everyone lives in Canada

not in the uk thanks to the national health service

He will explode like Kenny

This, oddly enough, is good advice. It's best to get a check either way but if it's bright red you're probably fine.

Get a smaller dildo or stop letting men fuck you.

Too much Mexican food

was it blood only when wiping? it happens sometimes
what this guy said

It was only blood when wiping wasn’t on the shit itself

hemorrhoid's or anal fissure. you'll live

you're all fine, you probably wiped too hard

>Anal fissure
He'd probably be in a lot of pain.

not all are that painful and op never said if he was in pain or not

He would have, you don't leave out pain as a symptom of anal bleeding.

Wasn’t in pain so I’ll be ok
>hopefully

Any persistent bleeding is worth getting checked out by a healthcare professional.

This guy knows whats up.

Dr. user

haha so funny! xD

Go to the hospital right fucking now. Ass bleeding could mean cancer. Better to get it checked out than to check out yourself in a few years

shit


>get it? (But really not kidding about the ass bleeding)

tfw i had greyish poop yesterday

looks like your computer display monitor was bought in 1986

this can help OP
take it.

thank you sir

nice trips, but I can't fart/poo anymore

Who needs too?

Blood out of the asshole is 100% a trip to the doc.

Don't do a TB and let it get too advanced.

Already planned a trip

fuck blood is coming out when I fart.

No shame in putting a pad in your crack and going to an ER/urgent care.

ok guessing I’m going to ER now.
goodbye fags