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still have no idea what game that is...
that's obviously corkis bad fur day
One question. Does the scene involve a lot of cleavage? I vaguely remember seeing a game on G4 that fits that description. But the scene is the guy getting robotificated and the girl's tits are in his face the whole time.
>be fat ass
>suck off anything I can find
>feel myself gaining an assortment of skills doing this
>God damn im a star
Overwatch?
Im not the OP of that thread I just continued it
nope
Kirby?
Is it a porngame
Kirby
>be goat
right
NBA 2K series
>picnic with gf
>demon picks her up
>get hit
>get naked
No, here's a hint
>Used to be a jewtube trend
Catherine
Well duh, I knew it was FNAF, but the NBA thing was a joke. I thought you were being intentionally obvious
>be war vet
>have a partner who I make drive me everywhere
>always scrounging around nosy as fuck
>doubt everything
Still wrong, here's another hint
>Be actual goat
goat simulator
>member of a caravan
>scouting the area
>comeing back just to see everyone getting killed
>mc and other scout flee
>discover strange machine
>kills everyone but mc
>continue to research these types of machines while pegging some dragon in your basement
There you go
Ghosts n' Goblins?
>doubt everything
la noire
bingo
LA Noir
My nigga
Pillars of Eternity
>blocks
>lego
>build anything
>online daters
>customisation
>be fish
>Mustache frog makes you a Slave
>Puts hooks in your mouth to show you did good
>Eat smaller fish to get bigger so bigger fish don't eat you
>Always die from hunger fucking you over
roblox
>wake up
>some guy in the next room is shit talking you
>some faggot with a few lackeys storms into your room saying that you shouldn't be there and then they leave
>you follow them
>faggot and most of his lackeys get killed
>you take faggots jewels and leave them
>lots of other shit happens
>you basically save the world
Goat simulator
Oblivion.
elder scrolls oblivion
wwe 2k17
>the gift of jericho, drink it in maaaaaaaaaan
Mein kraft
mein krampf
>run a bar
>your workers get really fat and start wrecking the city so you fight them
>the worker responsible turns into the ISS so you fight them too
No, it was Goat simulator
>not getting the joke
chris jericho is goat
>chilling at the office
>walking oedipus complex shows up
>runs you through with a sword
>no fucks given
>go off and have jolly adventures on an island
>beat up Satan or something
got it, too easy?
nope
Oh, like the abbreviation
I never cared we, I only played one of the games at a friend's house. I've always been a mortal Kombat type of guy.
>Wake up from long ass coma
>Shits fucked
>Fucking aliens everywhere
>Need to kill them all and save the world
Cared for
No, that's not it. It's probably the Kerbal Space Program
>be war vet
>get messages on my phone
>kill some dudes
>repeat
Halo
>jump the border
>Get caught up in civil war
>Bitch wants to cut your head off regardless of innocence
>Saved by dragon that you kill later
Skyrim
>Life is a blast when you know what you're doin'
>Best to know what you're doin' 'fore your life get ruined
>Life is a thrill when your skill is developed
>If you ain't got a skill or trade, then shut the hell up…
GTA 4
Yup
>be whoever the plot NPC happened to talk to that day
>bad shit happens
>plot NPC gives you an out if you join his army
>go re-enact Helm's Deep
>get shit on
>get saved by a witch
>eventually bang her daughter
>be detective with a gambling issue
>Go to floating city that hates niggers, spics, kikes, gooks, and the Irish to save a qt magic bitch
>Take out entire police force
>Spark a civil war
>Wipe out both sides to save her
>drown by like 5 of her
Half-Life 2
>be me
>12
>dad goes on some space adventure shit and fucking dies
>drop out of school but class president keeps coming to my house tryna get on my dick
>meet alien nigga
>he possesses me and I get some sick ass alien gun
>cop investigating aliens tries to fuck my mom
>spend next year fighting aliens on radio waves
>go to space and kick some superweapons ass
Bioshock Infinite
Dead Space 2
Not even remotely close
>Takes place in a floating Americanized Columbia
Correct
Sims?
DA:O
Devil May Cry 4
Mass effect 2
You got it.
So you don't have a correct answer but started a thread?
>Spend whole game looking for dad
>Government kills him
>You have to finish his work and die at the end but if buy the dlc you live
Yes
>Devil May Cry
Correc-
>4
So close user.
>teenager
>move to new town
>make friends
>free humanity and give it the power to think for its self
>get arrested
Oh damn the office scene was 3. The sword thing also happens in 4.
Nope, next hint:
>The taste of love is sweet
>When hearts like ours meet.
>I fell for you like a child,
>Oh, but the fire went wild.
And I'll give you one more:
>They say don't say nothing if you can't say nice things
>Sittin' too close to him on BART, like my eyes sting
>I try to be subtle, hand him a stick of gum
>I was a victim of breath on hum
Just the series is fine, I don't need specific games or anything.
Actually I was describing the opening cutscene to DMC1. The sword thing happens in every game at least once though.
Mysims
no
>dad just gave you your brother's old job
>get cocky and start fucking up the job
>dad fires you in the most painful way possible
>time to kill dad and his friends
Dragon age origins
>be fatass tin man
>kys
>wake up
>steal some girl from her bitch mother
>also magic
Fallout 3
>be locked up
>escape place on huge ass bird
>some faggot sitting by a fire tells me to ring bells
>get fucked by almost everything
>manage to ring bells
>some ugly ass snek tells me to find artefact and fill it with people's souls to continue
>finally gain passage
>fight some other dude to take his place
>end up sacrificing yourself in a fire so others may live
Dark souls
Dank Souls
Dark souls?
Correctt
Yea
>get shot
>wake up
>run around in a desert
>end war
I will describe it with one pic instead
New vegas
New Vegas
>inb4 they steal your baby
Ring-a-ding ding
Catamari domocy?
Fahrenheit / Indigo Prophecy
>spawn in
>HUAH around with astronomical speed
>Be me
>I'm a mercenary
>Some old guy hires me and some other guys to kill his brother
>His brother has done the exact same thing
>We end up having to kill the other mercenaries before his brother
>His brothers mercenaries were also told to do this
>We end up in a war that lasts fucking ages and neither side even won in the end
X-COM 2
Paladins