Best gf thread

Best gf thread
>don't let this one die like yestedays

sounds really nice actually
I wouldn't mind dating her

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>my fucking face when

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This depresses me more than this tbh.

Least realistic so far

congrats on being sane

My wifes is bipolar, with some delusions mixed it. She is all of these combined.

you know she's real because
is not in the mix

Jeez man I'm sorry to hear that user... wish I could help...-OP

I think that meme is more of a satiric meme, but there are guys who I'm sure think this is ok. I know on Sup Forums most guys are dicks, but beaten women are one of the few things that really just bum me out. I dunno.

>but there are guys who i'm sure think this is ok
They are called Muslims

My girlfriend also bipolar. It can be tough user but I love her. She's fine when she's medicated but god she goes down hill fast if she forgets just a couple days. She loves and accepts me moreso because of it i think. I hope you guys are happy, good luck user

It's all good. Sounds worse than it is. Keeps life interesting.

I've been on this planet 38 years and have only run into one man that was a woman beater, who is now in jail. It's not that common for a woman to be physically abused.

True, but it's not *just* muslims. Rednecks, Mehicans, sophistos, etc.

It just takes a little extra effort. My wife is unmedicated, because shes afraid of being hospitalized, and trapped in a facility.

She manages through meditation and stuff like that. It really does help, only you can repair your own mind and conscience. Therapy and pills just cover up the problem.

Reason why imaginary is better is because women now a days have no respect, no discipline and will blame you for rape if you slight them. The way it should be is in OP's image here. They got more and more freedom and are unresponsible with said power.

>swedish gf

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can this be considered dominance/tsundere?

My girl also practices meditation and prayer, I try to as well. It really does help for sure. She needs to be on the meds she is on so she doesn't cycle through manic/depressive states, bit thankfully she doesn't take any narcotics or benzos. Nothing addictive, just stuff to stop cycling. She's a rapid cycler, so it's really scary to watch her go from laughing hysterically (in a very abnormal way), too almost crying in 5 mins.

How long have you been together? Any children? I'm almost at 9 months dating her, and it seems like this might be a long term thing. I really want kids, but she is worried that she will pass on her "shit genes" to our kids

>shes not real

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i want

oh god that sounds horrible.

>black eye and busted lip
Lmao

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>lets watch anime
red flag right there

hopefully she means milking me

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A part of me hates this person while another part want's me to make her better

>jerked off 200 hundred times while you were at work
Sup Forums the girl

We've been together for 5 years, we've known eachother for 15 or so. No kids, she hasnt been able to conceive(which is awesome for fucking).
My girl has sporadic ups and downs. She could be fine for a few months at a time, or have crazy swings in a tight time frame. It's unpredictable. When she gets mad, thats when things get dicy.

She thinks shes not real sometimes.

This.

best girl. thread over.

"Stay hydrated"

Fucking kek'd at the craigslist post

Well it is pretty sound advice.

Waaaay too dependent you do not ant that trust me, you need time alone smetimes and need to do your onw shit and not hers alll the time

why do i want this

Ikr

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My Gf, but she's actually cleanly.
It's pretty awesome tbh. Just have to be patient.

Listen to me Sup Forumsros the best gf is the one that makes you feel like you are at home, that is all, feel like home, not an specifically personality or way of thinking, only makes you feel at home

>on hte other hand
have a tight pussy and like anal once in a while

I am a bipolar male. I took the pharmaceutical jew path and my life fell apart. I have been weaned off my medicine and exercise, meditate, smoke a little weed, draw, read, and work full time. I am now more emotionally stable and level headed than normies since I constantly maintain my center

fuck. I want this. Hell is the matter with me?

Exactly the kinda mentality I was referring to, .

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>tsundere
You have self esteem problems

>sorry I cry so much
GTFO, I hate that, ok cry, but why all the time? for stupid things? no no no no, you can be sad often, but cry all the time? you have to go to a psychologist.
>just because your uncle raped you does not mean you can cry all the time

Therapy and meds are a fucking scam. I find it disgusting that its pushed on people that are already at a weak point in their lives.

this is why you fail

Kek'd so so much
MOAR!!!! shot vaggo plox

sounds like my experience user, congratulations brother. when my girl isn't doing so hot she frequently has the delusion that everything is just a dream. She has incredibly vivid dreams, which does help with this at all. My girl also does really great for weeks at a time, then will hit a rough patch and struggle. We both just started at a 4 year university too which is putting some stress on the realationship since school takes priority. We both got a late start at college, she's 22 and I'm 25 so doing well is a pretty big deal for both of us.

Glad to talk to someone with a bipolar girlfriend, I don't know anyone irl. Starting school has been hard, she was kind upset by how much time school is taking out of our relationship and it has affected us

do not insult my italian

Is this a cringe thread?

This one is the best ever. Meats, Water and Care.

"oops, that was not medicine!"

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>movie
>not moovie

Disappointed tbqph

This one is my favorite, I want a QT ampUT gf

I like June but that makes me want to throw up.

>*decomposes*
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>*attracts insects*
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>*smells bad*

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50's GF implies the husband not being a degenerate self-loathing basement dweller with a shit job, pot belly, soft flabby arms, skinny pale legs, and a strong sense of entitlement. In other words, keep dreaming fat ass.

The dreams are crazy, she'll have dreams where I do things in them that upset her, then later accuse me of doing something that never actually happened. I have to have her recite her dreams so she will realized that it was in the dream it happened. Then she feels bad for starting something. lol

Stick with her, always reassure that youre with her. Love aint easy.

I never went to a 4 year. I worked in trade jobs, now working in the "race" car world.

You sound like an ultimate gentleman. A little research will inform you why you're still an angry virgin.

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Me too user. Me too.

If you are not one of these, why do you want a 50yo gf?
>Spot the triggered

sorry meant to reply to

Yeah you outed yourself as triggered.

50's GF - as in 1950's values. Not 50 years old. Jesus.

this is my girlfriend except for the twitter part, shouts at me and won't talk to me if I cum in

if I were triggered I would be looking for 50's porn right now

>50yo
can you read

She's a cunt. Rape and kill.

mistyped(?)
I meant to type 50's actually, but got my mind in something else

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Dont be cumming in 5min then.

>being this naive

abuse disgusts me but jesus christ user escape from your middle-class bubble once in a while. the world is barbaric

I mean, he is not wrong, maybe his reaction is not the most mantlegen but he's got a point

Maybe he just doesnt associate with niggers and spics.

>5min
It takes me at least an hours and a half to cum, and my pet-salve gets mad because she cannot keep up
>consequences of masturbating to hard when teenager.
>delayed eyaculation, a gift, but also a hell
>frustration.jpg

so a pre-op 'girl' whose actually a pathetic teenage boy. nice

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I know what you mean. My gf tries hard to make me cum, but I take a long time and sometimes I need to help her while 5 minutes going down on her makes her cum. It makes her think she's not good enough and I hate that

dooooooooooon't fucking do it bro. that's how I got into a 2-year relationship with a bipolar-ass girl who would stalk me at work, randomly throw huge-ass fits about me even speaking to other females (even professionally), and going on manic streaks where she'd steal my car and disappear for hours to go buy liquor and show back up at my house drunk and crying.

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Yeah, also you get frustrated that is not pleasent enough sometimes, you feel good inside her and everything but never get to cum inside, or at least in the condom. Only one time I was able to cum inside, it was 6 am has a wood morning, fucked her while she was sleeping, she woke up, and change position to doggy, 10 min later, cum it was beautiful, she was happy I was happy, she never got to cum but we were so proud, never happened again
>feels like shit
Benefits? well, raw fuck is pretty much safe

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You will get killed and will never ever have female friends, if not sisters/mother/aunts/female cousins, anymore