Will you guys watch my milk while im gone for 15 minutes?

Will you guys watch my milk while im gone for 15 minutes?

Thanks

I'm gonna cum in his milk guys

DO IT

This won't end well. Just sayin'

Ill intoxicate it.

I'm going to replace it with rice milk and watch op slowly turn into a lesbian

fuc

Lmao

Quick scoop that shit up and add make it chocolate milk

Hey guys look what i can!

Whoops!

Fuck not again!

Checked

Guys I put it all back dont worry...wait wtf

Put in some food coloring! Get this shit back to normal

>put in some food coloring
White food coloring in choccy milk? You stupid? OP is gonna be pissed go get some more 2% bitch

Op will taste the diffrence!

FUUUUUUCK

Tell him hes fucking insane and it's in fact 2% white milk.

FOR FUCKS SAKES MAN, GET A GRIP!

Smart move dummy

Ok I think we're good...WHAT THE FUCK????

I bought a new carton of milk, OP won't know

Dude, did you just pee in that glass?

I did what I had to...dont you fucking judge me. OP will not care

FUCK GUYS! OP ISN'T BACK, ITS BEEN 30 MINUTES? SOMEONE CHECK ON HIM!

nigger milk

Ill go check on OP real quick, he's in the washrooms.

It's not like OP to be late

Fuck.

He's probably masturbating

Haha look guys, i was looking for OP in his room and i found this picture. Its OP when he was little. Oh and OP wasnt in his room

FUUUUUCK he needed that milk to survive he was probably diabetic!

Fucking kek

Guys...were gonna have to get rid of this body...anyone have an axe?

Stay here, im gonna search for an axe

Dont look too suspicious!

Which one is the best choice..?

Im back, i only found this in his basement

...

Hey guys, I cant find an axe but I have this instead

OP is dead, if you didn't know

Coolniger... with that name people on that site know you're cool

Thatll work! Cut him up into 5 pieces...like in the movies

I got some bags for the body

WAIT! Does anyone have any garbage bags so we can put the body parts in the bag and throw away the bags?

Are you fucking deaf?

The guy above you got some asshole start chopping!

Oh nevermind i think my reaction time is shit because of that smell OP's dead body has

Understandable. Start chopping that shit up, ill go get some cleaning shit for the blood.

Goddamn you OP why did you make us do this!!!

I don't know what germicidal is, but it rhymes with homicidal so we can use this to clean the blood

Hey guys. Sorry I'm late. I was supposed to be watching a glass of milk?

My goddamn sides

FUCKING LATE IS AN UNDERSTATEMENT, OP IS DEAD, FUCKING HELP US

Get outta here faggot were trying to get rid of the real OP

GODDAMMIT! You know I'm gonna be blamed for this shit, right? Every damn time.

It's okay guys I stopped at the store on the way over.

this is the police, open the door right fucking now!

You fail at everything. You couldn't even be here to fail at this. What good are you?

Whats the progress on the 5 piece OP?

OMFG WHAT DO WE DO???

open it and act cool

*comes out in police costume* Hello sir, the situation here is dealt with, go back to normal patrol

Is it 2009 in this thread?

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
-UUUUUUUUUUUUCK

>not 4k
>not 400x400

This place is truly a wasteland of newfaggotry.

You forgot
>not .gif
Whose the real newfag?

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ok im opening the door guys just act cool ok?

Bro. Let it go. We're lucky anyone in this thread even knows who EFG is. They probably think that's just what his face looks like too.

trick or treat

its the 16th of september, halloween is next month little kid. go away

shit....

forget the milk! OP is dead! help us with disposing OP's body

yeah

Ok I took care of OPs body

do whatever you want

Good, lets get him into bags, We have 10 garbage bags, we can double bag all of the 5 peices

Ok Im on it

...

Double bagged like you said

Fucking hell my sides

Throw him away! And lets get the fuck out of here!

...

OP is bagged and frozen

Why? Does it do tricks?

what do we tell to OP family?
im sure they need his body for a funeral

Sheeeit. Didn't think about that

tell them he was involved in a gruesome slapchop accident

i'm just some random dude who's standing in a house from a dude who asked me to watch his glass of milk for 15 minutes. they think im the murderer. im not gonna go to jail for something i didnt wan to do

You are the murderer.

no, WE killed OP. if i go to jail im taking you all with me *dials 911*

DONT YOU FUCKING DO IT user

I AM DOING IT NOW
>911 whats your emergency?
yes, hello with user, i killed OP with help from several user's and i wan to turn myself and them in
>ok sir, police is on the way

WE? He died out of nowhere

yes but we cut his body into 5 pieces, and it doesnt matter anymore... i called the police and said that we killed OP

fuck

wait! with how much user's are we exactly?

Well over 5